Super Villain Plot Game

[Slenn]

So in this thread, the idea is that you come up with a supervillain plot based around the random item that is posted above you.

Every time someone posts, they have to introduce another, different random item for the next poster.

To start:

Soup. (You may pick any kind of soup)

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

I will do the Joker Magic trick on everyone in the world.

Dildo...
It was going to happen sooner or later...

 

[Scarim Coral]

I will hold it and wave it like a mad man which will repulse everyone in the planet!

A bolle of water!

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

I will heat it to boiling temperatures and burn all those who oppose me.

A candy cane.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I'll use it to strangle someone with a very weak neck

Pliers

 

[karcentric]

I'd swing it around and clobber anyone who opposes my reign!

An old tire.

 

[Scarim Coral]

Little do they know, this old tire will become the last tire of them all which everyone will badly need when all tires are destoryed!

A piece of lint

 

[MrCollins]

Use it as kindle to burn down an old folks' home;

A corkscrew

 

[PsychicTaco115]

How else am I supposed to get a CEO to tell me the bank codes?

Pancakes

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

Keep everyone forever on a maple syrup sugar high, so they can't think properly.

A paper clip

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Jimmying the lock of the bank vault has never been easier!

A pen

 

[MortifiedPenguin]

Nothing like some blunt force trauma to the head!

A TV

 

[sagitel]

i will get shitty movies and make the presidents of the world watch them until they give me complete control over the world! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

a napkin

 

[PsychicTaco115]

The ransom note isn't going to write itself now, is it?

A thumbtack

 

[yuval152]

Stab people in the toe and then put them in salty water.

bike.

 

[sagitel]

the ransom note isnt going to deliver itself.

a poster of a pony