Super Villain Plot Game

[MortifiedPenguin]

While people are busy admiring it, I'll run them over with a humvee!

Popcorn

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I'll pop it on people's chests until they die of annoyance!

A mitten

 

[Shinsei-J]

SARS mittens for all of the 3rd world!

A coin.

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

I'll give them all my "two cents".

A cheesy money pun.

 

[Scarim Coral]

I will annoyed the entire world with it (seriously those things are annoying)!!!

A toothpick

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

When strategically placed, you can kill someone with a toothpick.

A smoothie.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Being drowned in ice, milk and fruit is never a fun experience...

Headphones

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

Inner ear headphones are proven to hurt hearing.

A ruler

 

[Euryalus]

I will zap it with an anti-shrink ray and wrap the entire planet in it... thus increasing the rate of Global Warming!

a quarter

 

[username sucks]

I will use it to hire my army! Preferably an army full of people who can't count!

Iced tea

 

[Scarim Coral]

This iced tea is the best god danm ice tea there is that everyone want it so I'm robbing them all of their money!

A stapler

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Staple their feet to the ground and have them starve to death!

A calculator

 

[karcentric]

I'll make up elaborate sums and convince people that's how much they owe me.

Some old socks.

 

[username sucks]

Put them in the washer! The machine will try so hard to clean them that it will explode with the force of a nuke.

A ceiling fan

 

[username sucks]

I will explain in detail why it does not exist, making the brains of all people who think they got swag explode.

A game disk

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

I will sharpen the edges and use it as a weapon.

A bag of Doritos