Super Villain Plot Game

[username sucks]

I will put it on people's heads so they can't see the crimes I commit!

A lightbulb

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

I will hang it above people's heads and give them false ideas.

A DS

 

[username sucks]

I will use it to keep the morale of my evil army (which I bought for a quarter)high!

A boombox

 

[Scarim Coral]

I will struck around the globe while playing it loud which will annoying everyone to the point they will submit to my will!!!

A jar of pickles.

 

[username sucks]

Can't be leaving fingerprints on the bank vault door.

A gluestick

 

[username sucks]

Eat them all, then jump in a pool. The splash will drown the world!

An air purifier.

 

[Scarim Coral]

I will purifer the entire air that they have to thank me by given their leadership to me!!

A balloon.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Static shocking you to death sounds fun!

A chip clip

 

[MrCollins]

A Chip clip which shall be used to dry my super villain costume on Wednesday (everyone needs some time off).

A Law textbook

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

I'll trap everyone in a room and bore them to death by reading it.

Macaroni and Cheese

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Force feeding a vegan is never as fun without macaroni and cheese!

A bowl

 

[username sucks]

Put it on people's heads and... Give them bowl haircuts! MWAHAHHAAHA!

Sunglasses.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

They somewhat protect my eyes from the various explosions occuring

A fruit basket

 

[MrCollins]

To sent to the wives and children of the brave men who died to defend the city from me, also, they are poisoned.

A key ring

 

[username sucks]

Did you know you can put the keys in between your fingers and make a fist, so that the keys become spiked knuckles? I do.

A window

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Breaking Bad? More like breaking glass on your @$$

A bumper sticker

 

[gravian]

To act as propaganda to recruit more to my cause!

Dapper top hat.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

No great villain is caught without one!

A computer