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Jonluw

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Hiya escapists.

[HEADING=1]PSA, courtesy of Jonluw:[/HEADING]

[HEADING=2]Scientists have now reached a conclusion regarding how they believe dinosaurs had sex.[/HEADING]
[sub]That's pretty much all, really. And it might not strictly speaking be news... Okay, okay, so it's entirely bullshit, but fuck off, I want to talk about dinosaur humping.
Just enjoy the pretty pictures.[/sub]

So for your interest: Here's a picture of a male T-rex seducing a female.

[sub]"Oh, you like it when I do that, don't you?"[/sub]​

A cracked.com article [http://www.cracked.com/blog/why-journalism-screwed-and-obsessed-with-dinosaur-sex/] just linked me to this Daily mail article [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2172128/The-joy-T-Rex-How-dinosaurs-sex-tricky-weigh-tonnes-crucial-12-feet-long.html] (which the cracked article goes on to debunk, but whatever), so I figured I should let you guys know that we've now got realistic illustrations of dinosaurs doing the nasty. Lot's of them.
Like, just in case you were wondering how they did it. Or needed realistic pictures of dinosaurs having sex.
I don't judge.

For discussion:
Which is your favourite dinosaur? (Allosaur for me)
Which is your favourite dinosaur sex-wise? (Imo: Sauraposeidon for their passion and phallic imagery)
If someone went through with a Jurassic park type project, would someone try to have sex with a T-rex and post it on the internet? (The correct answer is yes)

Captcha: THERE ONCE WAS. Yes, Captcha, yes there was.
 

DoPo

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I think this is really appropriate right now: 9 Reasons Not to Date a Tyrannosaurus Rex [http://mingle2.com/blog/view/dating-tyrannosaurus]

Jonluw said:
Which is your favourite dinosaur?
I dunno, stegosaur? Is that a thing? Well, whichever looks the most badass.

Jonluw said:
Which is your favourite dinosaur sex-wise?
Again, I dunno. Whichever has boobs, I guess.

Jonluw said:
If someone went through with a Jurassic park type project, would someone try to have sex with a T-rex and post it on the internet?
Well, duh. Of course. I'll register dinoporn.com and make an assload of money from sweet, sweet dinosaur porn.
 

Jonluw

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Mysterious Username said:
I am glad that people took the time to figure this one out. Truly we have been shown the true purpose of science.
Strictly speaking, they haven't really figured it out.
At least according to the cracked article that linked me to the pretty pictures.
http://www.cracked.com/blog/why-journalism-screwed-and-obsessed-with-dinosaur-sex/

I'm just happy to have pictures of dinosaurs sexing it up.
 

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Jonluw said:
Mysterious Username said:
I am glad that people took the time to figure this one out. Truly we have been shown the true purpose of science.
Strictly speaking, they haven't really figured it out.
At least according to the cracked article that linked me to the pretty pictures.
http://www.cracked.com/blog/why-journalism-screwed-and-obsessed-with-dinosaur-sex/

I'm just happy to have pictures of dinosaurs sexing it up.
So we still don't know how dinosaurs bone?
I have lost all faith in science.
I can't even enjoy those pictures because they're non-cannon!
 

Jonluw

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Mysterious Username said:
Jonluw said:
Mysterious Username said:
I am glad that people took the time to figure this one out. Truly we have been shown the true purpose of science.
Strictly speaking, they haven't really figured it out.
At least according to the cracked article that linked me to the pretty pictures.
http://www.cracked.com/blog/why-journalism-screwed-and-obsessed-with-dinosaur-sex/

I'm just happy to have pictures of dinosaurs sexing it up.
So we still don't know how dinosaurs bone?
I have lost all faith in science.
I can't even enjoy those pictures because they're non-cannon!
We do have some idea of how they did the sex.
We just don't know with the level of detail daylmail implies.
http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2012/07/daily-mail-dumbs-down-dinosex/
 

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Jonluw said:
Hiya escapists.

[HEADING=1]PSA, courtesy of Jonluw:[/HEADING]

[HEADING=2]Scientists have now reached a conclusion regarding how they believe dinosaurs had sex.[/HEADING]
[sub]That's pretty much all, really. And it might not strictly speaking be news... Okay, okay, so it's entirely bullshit, but fuck off, I want to talk about dinosaur humping.
Just enjoy the pretty pictures.[/sub]

So for your interest: Here's a picture of a male T-rex seducing a female.

[sub]"Oh, you like it when I do that, don't you?"[/sub]​

A cracked.com article [http://www.cracked.com/blog/why-journalism-screwed-and-obsessed-with-dinosaur-sex/] just linked me to this Daily mail article [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2172128/The-joy-T-Rex-How-dinosaurs-sex-tricky-weigh-tonnes-crucial-12-feet-long.html], so I figured I should let you guys know that we've now got realistic illustrations of dinosaurs doing the nasty. Lot's of them.
Like, just in case you were wondering how they did it. Or needed realistic pictures of dinosaurs having sex.
I don't judge.

For discussion:
Which is your favourite dinosaur? (Allosaur for me)
Which is your favourite dinosaur sex-wise? (Imo: Sauraposeidon for their passion and phallic imagery)
If someone went through with a Jurassic park type project, would someone try to have sex with a T-rex and post it on the internet? (The correct answer is yes)

Captcha: THERE ONCE WAS. Yes, Captcha, yes there was.
Popped into my head the moment I saw that pic:


Tell me that doesn't just go with that pic perfectly.
 

shrekfan246

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Kahunaburger said:
And here I was thinking T-Rex Seduction was the name of your new band.
T-Rex Seduction is the name of my Dinosaur Jr. cover band.

OT: Looking at those articles makes me think of another reason why the dinosaurs might've gone extinct... especially the line "even though we've still never found a fossil of a dinosaur penis."

More seriously though, thank you for the hilarious thread.

My favorite dinosaur was probably the triceratops for the longest time, maybe the stegosaurus or the velociraptor... I've never really thought about it.

I'm not sure I want to delve into the depths of thinking about the second question, and obviously the answer to the third question is "Yes", though I can't fathom why someone would be that crazy.
 

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Jonluw said:
Which is your favourite dinosaur?
Pleisiorsaur, it's just really cool like an underwater snake with flappers.
Jonluw said:
Which is your favourite dinosaur sex-wise?
..That is the weirdest question I've ever been asked.. I guess the.. Ichthyosaurus?

Jonluw said:
If someone went through with a Jurassic park type project, would someone try to have sex with a T-rex and post it on the internet?
Of course, people would love that shit
 

Jonluw

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Sean Hollyman said:
Jonluw said:
Which is your favourite dinosaur?
Pleisiorsaur, it's just really cool like an underwater snake with flappers.
The word 'plesiosaur' denotes an order of marine reptiles with a decent bit of variety in appearance, not a particular species. You're probably thinking of a specific kind of plesiosaur.
In any case, plesiosaurs aren't dinosaurs. Dinosaurs are strictly terrestrial from what I gather.
Jonluw said:
Which is your favourite dinosaur sex-wise?
..That is the weirdest question I've ever been asked.. I guess the.. Ichthyosaurus?
But... it looks so much like a fish.
Wouldn't they just flop around slightly boringly next to eachother?
 

Scrustle

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Well that's just peachy. I've always wanted to know how T-Rex gets it on.

On a more serious note, T-Rex has feathers now? I know they recently decided that a lot of dinosaurs had feathers, but T-Rex? That's weird... They found any fossil evidence or anything that specifically points to that?

I don't really think I have a favourite dinosaur, but when I was a kid I got this big fat book about them since I was obsessed with them at the time. I currently use it as a mouse mat. There was one crazy looking one in there I liked called Therizinosaurus [http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/28200000/Therizinosaurus-dinosaurs-28287278-512-632.jpg] which was supposed to have feathers too. It was massive too, 39ft in my book.
 

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Well damn. That's one thing I have to cross off my list of things I gotta see before I kick the bucket. Damn internet is shrinking this thing every day.

But on subject.

Which is your favourite dinosaur? Pachycephalosaurus.

Which is your favourite dinosaur sex-wise? Geosternbergia, because I'd like to think they'd be aerial while doing so. Although, they may not be dinosaurs...

Anything on the ground is pretty boring, I guess more pachycephalosaurus then... all high impact.

Jesus... I shouldn't be putting this much thought into this.

If someone went through with a Jurassic park type project, would someone try to have sex with a T-rex and post it on the internet? Without a doubt.
 

Goofguy

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Well, I guess I should have known Rule 34 would have made its way to the dinosaurs eventually.
 

DugMachine

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The title of this thread was too good to pass up. Now then, i'm glad they finally figured this out cause it always bugged the hell out of me. All those restless nights are now behind me, thanks science!
 

Jonluw

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Ultratwinkie said:
Wonder why no one mentions Stegosauruses....



Oh wait....

(seriously, how do they mate if their are full of spikes?)
To me, it looks like it would be pretty unproblematic if they just went from behind and laid their weight slightly to the side of the row of bone plates.
They look like they'd be at least a little bit flexible, and they don't look sharp.
 

krazykidd

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No one said this yet . Fine.

Tyrannosaurus-sex .

There .

OT: is this what science have come to ? Dino sex? Oh how the mighty have fallen .