Taking bansturbation to a new level of stupid
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I hope no one actually believes this petition or that website are actually serious. christwire.com is a particularly obnoxious satirical site. Some of the shit on there is pretty funny, actually.
I'm still pissed the white house had my real name and address without me actually entering it into the profile. I really wanted to sign the petition as Talos. Havn't seen him sign it yet.
I'm still pissed the white house had my real name and address without me actually entering it into the profile. I really wanted to sign the petition as Talos. Havn't seen him sign it yet.
I hope this is just the guys from christwire trolling. If someone actually made this is all seriousness, then I'm really worried for the state of America.
As do I. In fact, I think I'll even post some!TheKasp said:I really do like the names in the signatures
StopRightThereCrimalScum M
UlfricStormcloak S
Sworntocarry Y
Effyou I
Dovahkin D
Obvious Troll I
ButtSe x
Homose X
Derpchristians H
Strongbeautifulnordwoman l
Fus Ro Da H
Criminal Scu M
Lusty Argonian M
I should probably stop there.
So...where were these people when Duke Nukem came out? I found one article [http://christwire.org/2011/03/duke-nukem-forever-feminists-upset-over-slap-a-woman-mode/] those Christwire people did on it, but they never called for a ban. They must be taking the PETA approach to seeking attention, and at this point I think it's safe to say they are going to succeed.
Successful troll is successful. Honestly is this for real? I mean doesn't the government have some sort of moderator or something for these things?
I love some of the names too. Dark B from Tamriel, Alabama is totally legit though
1) To enact an immediate ban on the videogame known as "SkyRim" produced by Blizzard Entertainment.
2) To seize and destroy all copies already in public hands and erase its presence on the internet.
3) To prosecute the players of "SkyRim" to the fullest extent of the law.
4) To create a national database of videogame avatars and "screen names" so that teenagers can be better monitored.
That is so obviously trolling that I can't breathe I'm laughing so hard.
2) To seize and destroy all copies already in public hands and erase its presence on the internet.
3) To prosecute the players of "SkyRim" to the fullest extent of the law.
4) To create a national database of videogame avatars and "screen names" so that teenagers can be better monitored.
That is so obviously trolling that I can't breathe I'm laughing so hard.
This is poor satire, the people at christwire are very lazy hacks. They don't even try to write for laughs there only writing for attention.
I understand there original point for making christwire in the first place but its just so badly done it's pointless to continue because your only making yourselves look bad.
I understand there original point for making christwire in the first place but its just so badly done it's pointless to continue because your only making yourselves look bad.
Dear deity...I never thought these would be appropriate images ever, however given that they called it SkyRim of all things and because we're all thinking what triggrhappy94 said...Well, Princess Molestia's got it covered.
Molestia "SkyRimming".
(Only link, NSFW)
And her return to the castle afterwards...
Molestia "SkyRimming".
(Only link, NSFW)
And her return to the castle afterwards...
Hehehe..silly people. Have they not played Saints Row the Third yet? Because that's more fun in destroying your homophobic, xenophobic, racist traditional views.
Whereas you can beat people senseless with a giant purple dildo.
Whereas you can be awarded points for eviscerating someone's genitals.
Whereas you can commit moral, ethical, and traditional crimes while dressed in the most perverse of attire.
Whereas you can be awarded money, respect, honor, and custom clothing, cars, and domiciles for prostituting yourself out.
Whereas you can learn how to properly use the word whereas.
Trololol away!
Whereas you can beat people senseless with a giant purple dildo.
Whereas you can be awarded points for eviscerating someone's genitals.
Whereas you can commit moral, ethical, and traditional crimes while dressed in the most perverse of attire.
Whereas you can be awarded money, respect, honor, and custom clothing, cars, and domiciles for prostituting yourself out.
Whereas you can learn how to properly use the word whereas.
Trololol away!
I agree. I especially don't like the way they brought in religion - seems like an emotional appeal that shoots down any case for debate.RagnarokHybrid said:
OT: I guess gamers will always get the bad rap. Than again, nothing new - making big fuss on the media, rehashing old pseudo-science and attempting to micro manage the masses.
Exactly. This is /obviously/ a stealth parody. Poe's law really only holds if you're not only not a member of the group that gets those kind of parodies leveled at them (which, with religion, extends to the religious in general; if you understand the reasoning, you can kind of tell when a fundamentalist rant is being written by someone who sincerely believes it, and when it's being written by someone who is out to make fun of people like that), but you're a member of the group that the genuine form of the rants usually attack, and furthermore one who wants to laugh at how crazy the other group is. The mistakes in this are too specific -- I mean, think about it; why would a game hater mistake Bethesda for Blizzard? If they're boycotting a Bethesda game, it would make sense for them to find out who made it. It would /not/ make sense for them to actually know that there is a game company named Blizzard. That shows a knowledge of the industry that is deeper than the rest of the rant could possibly support.Amnestic said:
Step 1) Make ridiculous petition that anyone with even a passing interest in Skyrim can see to be woefully inaccurate
Step 2) Subtly link it to gaming news sites
Step 3) Watch as gamers on the internet go crazy
Step 4) Laugh from the comfort of your computer chair, safe in the knowledge that your nerdbaiting is best.
Honestly? I wouldn't be surprised if a gaming news site did this themselves to drum up traffic.
That said, I don't think a game magazine did it; it's much more likely that some gamer found this website, and did it for a joke. Considering the screen names of the undersigned, I'd say it's even more likely.