Talk Like An x Day

[Ares Tyr]

That sir, would be a broad generalization on the verge of racism, and I cannot respect that opinion.

Aha, but since I am in fact culturally related to vikings, I can say whatever I want about them without being a racist. Much in the same way that a certain word beginning with n is merely a friendly joke when uttered by a person of african heritage.

Vikings are smelly and their beards are tangled.

How am I supposed to respond to this? "Greek men are all closet homosexuals and Ireland is a land of alcoholism and mental retardation!" Hurray...

 

[Xhumed]

Talk like an Australian.

"Hey Mate, lets go throw some shrimp on the Barby.





Kangaroo's"



Don't crucify me!

it amuses me that you have no idea how we talk. all those Australian stereotypes you love so much are actually made up by Americans for movies. not that you would know this, since you clearly dont know any Australians

Ah, but being a New Zealander, I know tonnes of them.
And I would say that Aries_Split's post was right on the money.
And Aries_Split? You good sir may also have a cigar (I have alot of cigars to get rid of)

Well I live in Oz, am English originally, and I've visited NZ... all I'll say is: what the hell do New Zealanders do to their vowels?!

 

[The Iron Ninja]

Poleboy! Since you are danish maybe you can tell me, what did the post I made earlier actually say? (I'm curious as to just how terrible internet translator websites are)

 

[Aries_Split]

That sir, would be a broad generalization on the verge of racism, and I cannot respect that opinion.

Aha, but since I am in fact culturally related to vikings, I can say whatever I want about them without being a racist. Much in the same way that a certain word beginning with n is merely a friendly joke when uttered by a person of african heritage.

Vikings are smelly and their beards are tangled.

How am I supposed to respond to this? "Greek men are all closet homosexuals and Ireland is a land of alcoholism and mental retardation!" Hurray...

I'll join in the fun.

Mexicans live for gambling and tequila!

oh wait...That's actually true >.>

 

[The Iron Ninja]

Well I live in Oz, am English originally, and I've visited NZ... all I'll say is: what the hell do New Zealanders do to their vowels?!

Whats a vowel?

Yeah I have no idea, I like to think my accent isn't as bad as that of other New Zealanders, but it probably is.

 

[poleboy]

Poleboy! Since you are danish maybe you can tell me, what did the post I made earlier actually say? (I'm curious as to just how terrible internet translator websites are)

Some of it doesn't really make any sense, but this is more or less what I got from it:

"Jer artig hr er ikke mand og jeg se frem til jeres demise henne ved den hænder i opgave regn's rotte knokle"

"You (plural) well-behaved/nice Sir is not man and I look/see (grammar is wrong here) forward to your demise over by the hands in assignment/task rain's rat (knokle)"

The last word, "knokle" means "work hard" in Danish. It's also related to the words for bone or knuckle. I can't think of a suitable English translation for it right now.
Now run it through the translator again. See how many times we have to do this to get Shakespeare.

 

[The Iron Ninja]

Okay, I tried and got this

"Jer nå - artet / hyggelig Hr er ikke menneskene og JEG lede / se efter på levering hen til jeres demise slut af den hænder i opgave regn rotte hær"

suspecting that there was something wrong here I translated that back to english

"You nå behaved homelike Mr aren't man and I hunt look for på delivery to yours demise quit from the hænder to task rain rat hær"

What is the danish word for purple?

yeah... Maybe next time I wan't to say something in danish I should just ask a danish person.

 

[Ares Tyr]

What is the danish word for purple?

yeah... Maybe next time I wan't to say something in danish I should just ask a danish person.

The Danish don't believe in purple. They think it represents evil and sodomy.

Incidentally, I love the color purple.

 

[poleboy]

"You nå behaved homelike Mr aren't man and I hunt look for på delivery to yours demise quit from the hænder to task rain rat hær"

We're getting there...

What is the danish word for purple?

Lilla or violet... you sodomist bastard.
Lilla is probably more correct.

Fun fact: In Swedish, Lilla Ninja means Little Ninja.

 

[NewClassic_v1legacy]

[On Topic]
Talk like a Texter/IMer Day.

This day would simultaneously prove I was right about humanity, and destroy my hope for the future of civilization.
[/On Topic]

Incidentally, I love the color purple.

Ah, so that explains it...

 

[Ares Tyr]

[On Topic]
Talk like a Texter/IMer Day.

This day would simultaneously prove I was right about humanity, and destroy my hope for the future of civilization.
[/On Topic]

Incidentally, I love the color purple.

Ah, so that explains it...

You've solved the puzzle sir. Unfortunately the only prize is my hidden appreciation for sodomy. What do you intend to do with this prize?

Also people already talk in IMer/Texting langauge pretty much everyday, so we don't really need a day dedicated to it. We could, however, use a day where this DOESN'T happen at all. Not even in text or instant messenger.

 

[The Iron Ninja]

"Jer artet hyggelig Hr er ikke menneskene og JEG lede kigge efter levering hen til jeres demise forlade af den hen til hverv heftighed regn rotte"
how about that?

 

[NewClassic_v1legacy]

[On Topic]
Talk like a Texter/IMer Day.

This day would simultaneously prove I was right about humanity, and destroy my hope for the future of civilization.
[/On Topic]

Incidentally, I love the color purple.

Ah, so that explains it...

You've solved the puzzle sir. Unfortunately the only prize is my hidden appreciation for sodomy. What do you intend to do with this prize?

Also people already talk in IMer/Texting langauge pretty much everyday, so we don't really need a day dedicated to it. We could, however, use a day where this DOESN'T happen at all. Not even in text or instant messenger.

I was mostly referring to everyone using "El oh el" instead of physically laughing, or "oh em gee" instead of screaming/crying/looking shocked.

Conversely, non-IM/Text day would be a global holiday designed with people like me in mind.

As far as my prize goes, I was thinking of donating it to charity, or trading it in for another Iron Ninja Cigar.

 

[poleboy]

"Jer artet hyggelig Hr er ikke menneskene og JEG lede kigge efter levering hen til jeres demise forlade af den hen til hverv heftighed regn rotte"
how about that?

You behaved cozy Sir is not the humans and I search look for delivery over to your demise abandon of it over to occupation fierceness rain rat

Pretty much the same as before with more nonsense. Probably didn't help that you included all the words I translated twice and parantheses and such. I have no idea where fierceness came from though, seems like it inserted that by itself for some reason.

 

[Ares Tyr]

[On Topic]
Talk like a Texter/IMer Day.

This day would simultaneously prove I was right about humanity, and destroy my hope for the future of civilization.
[/On Topic]

Incidentally, I love the color purple.

Ah, so that explains it...

You've solved the puzzle sir. Unfortunately the only prize is my hidden appreciation for sodomy. What do you intend to do with this prize?

Also people already talk in IMer/Texting langauge pretty much everyday, so we don't really need a day dedicated to it. We could, however, use a day where this DOESN'T happen at all. Not even in text or instant messenger.

I was mostly referring to everyone using "El oh el" instead of physically laughing, or "oh em gee" instead of screaming/crying/looking shocked.

Conversely, non-IM/Text day would be a global holiday designed with people like me in mind.

As far as my prize goes, I was thinking of donating it to charity, or trading it in for another Iron Ninja Cigar.

That is precisely what I meant. Though I suppose you would have had to recently been in a high school to hear this as often as I have (and still do in public). Its truely lowering my opinion of humanity to a new low. Its also frighteningly close to Newspeak from 1984. Ah, Big Brother will have us soon enough.

And yes, I feel the same way. I learned to type, spell, and speak properly for a reason. And while I choose not to speak properly alot of the time, I spent to much fucking time in typing classes to not use it.

Also I hate shitty spelling.

 

[The Iron Ninja]

"Jer artet hyggelig Hr er ikke menneskene og JEG lede kigge efter levering hen til jeres demise forlade af den hen til hverv heftighed regn rotte"
how about that?

You behaved cozy Sir is not the humans and I search look for delivery over to your demise abandon of it over to occupation fierceness rain rat

Pretty much the same as before with more nonsense. Probably didn't help that you included all the words I translated twice and parantheses and such. I have no idea where fierceness came from though, seems like it inserted that by itself for some reason.

The fierceness was when I put in Violet probably. Oh well. At least to the uninitiated it would seem like I was speaking in danish. Though I doubt I will ever get it right.

Why don't you go to the site and see if you can translate it from danish into english.
"You good sir are no gentleman and I look forward to your demise at the hands of Purple rain's rat gimps."

http://www.translation-guide.com/free_online_translators.php?from=English&to=Danish

As far as my prize goes, I was thinking of donating it to charity, or trading it in for another Iron Ninja Cigar.

Say no more. here you go.

Spoiler: You win 1+ cigar.

 

[Ares Tyr]

Danish is apparently not a very romantic language.

 

[The Iron Ninja]

I'm sure if poleboy wasn't busy translating stuff for me right now he'd slap you in the face with some type of fish. (I have decided that said fish would definately be a Halibut)

 

[NewClassic_v1legacy]

Spoiler: You win 1+ cigar.

Why do I have the feeling that should I ever remove that image from the host, the Iron Ninja Village would immediate engulf in flames?

I won't, for the record, just an amusing concept.

 

[The Iron Ninja]

Well I did copy the image itself, I'm thinking of putting a ninja on it where the sticker is. Or having the avatar handing the cigar to them. I haven't decided yet. But you definately inspired me.