Team Fortress 2 Nametag Thread

[Podunk]

Mad Milk: "Soy Milk" "It's Healthier! For me, not for you"
Buffalo Steak Sandvich: "Kangaroo Meat" (My handle on Steam is Pollo-Pesco-Kangitarian. Meaning one who only eats chicken, seafood, and kangaroo.)
The Gunslinger: "The Power Glove"
The Frontier Justice: "The Zapper"
The Equalizer: "The True Meaning of Zenkai Power" (Long story.)

I think that's it... Oh! I wanted to name my blonde Whiskered Gentleman "A Touch Of Mother Fucking Class" but some servers aren't keen on swears.

 

[bliebblob]

I named my knives "murphy's law" and "the last thing you will ever feel"

I've recently been wondering if I should start playing it again. I keep thinking about how much fun it was but than I also start to think about the shop, the trading, the hats, the vintage items, the duels,... The game I know and love is still in there but there is so much -meh- clogging it up now, I just don't know...

 

[Contun]

My Holy Mackerel is named Mr. Chuckles.

 

[BanthaFodder]

Soldier's Shotgun: Homeland Security. "Time to do what any freedom-lover would do in this situation: GIT MAH GUN!"

PROTECT ME GUN!!!

 

[BanthaFodder]

I always figured that if the Minigun = Sasha, and Natascha = Natascha, then the Brass Beast = Pocahontas
lol

 

[Hashime]

I actually found a name tag a while back. I need a good name for my back-burner.

 

[MisterM2402]

I wanted to give my Soldier (or otherwise) weapons some Zelda names, but I couldn't think of any and traded my two nametags. If anyone has any good Zelda ones, I'd like to see them (How about "Red Potion" for The Black Box? Gives you health, right? "Pegasus Boots" for the Equaliser? I couldn't decide >.<)

 

[Captain-Giggles]

I called my Eternal Reward the Face Lift: "Why, I look like a completely different person!"
When I get a new nametag, I'm calling my Equallizer the Lucario.

 

[Colinmac93]

Sniper Rifle: Mental Sickness
Vintage Huntsman: Tip of the Day

 

[chromewarriorXIII]

I've only used one nametag (I still have another but am contemplating what to use it on) and my names are pretty boring.

Syringe Gun - Sterilizer

Eventually I'll change the description to something along the lines of "Because Man is a plague, and I am the cure."

 

[Rayken15]

Eternal Reward: "It appears I never really was on your side. What a shame..."

 

[Fayathon]

Never found any tags, but I've seen a few names/descriptions that were funny as hell. My favorite being one of the medics I see on a semi-regular basis, his(her, I can't remember) med-gun's description is: Shut the fuck up, I'm healing you!

I laugh every time I see that pop up when I'm getting healed.

If I get a set of tags I'm tempted to name my Equalizer "Creeper" with the description set as "sssssssssssssss"

 

[Yoshemo]

Frying Pan: Demopan
Axestinguisher: Nope
Blighted Beak: Il Physici Epidemeie

 

[Buzz Killington_v1legacy]

sniper rifle: Ol' Painless. "Stand still or this is going to hurt."
Sydney Sleeper: The Number One Rifle.

 

[Fishehh]

Huntsman:
Name: "Yellow Pages"
Description: "I let my fingers do the walking."
Half-Zatoichi
Name: "Gillette"
Description: Default pending on tag dropping.
EDIT:
The Holy Mackerel:
Name: The Fishehh Fish Whacker
Description: Default because it still works

 

[Spectral Dragon]

I actually found a name tag a while back. I need a good name for my back-burner.

I was thinking about naming mine something in the lines of "Surprise barbeque", feel free to use that, just pitchin' ideas.

OT: Someone with The Direct Hit named it "Fuck you, heavy"

And my sniper rifle, "The Cherry Popper" - "Guess where I'm aiming!"

 

[LITE992]

Scattergun: Ragequit
Rocket Launcher: RAWKET LAWNCHAIR

 

[BanthaFodder]

I actually found a name tag a while back. I need a good name for my back-burner.

"Trogdor the Burninator"

 

[Impluse_101]

Headless Horseman's Axe: Black Scottish Cyclaxe