Technology that NEEDS TO BE MADE. *Slams desk*

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royohz

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I want the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device (ASHPD), it would help us with so many problems...
 

UAProxy

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BlindMessiah94 said:
I wants my gorram frakkin STARGATE
Did you just mash three sci-fi shows into one sentence?

Shiney.

royohz said:
I want the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device (ASHPD), it would help us with so many problems...
The acquisition of cake not being one.

As for me? Completely immersive virtual reality. Learn to mod, get a private server. I now have my own personal nirvana. You can use my frickin' physical shell as a battery you robotic squids, I want my steak.
 

Latinidiot

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a machine that causes the dumber half of the world populace to die.
and when I say dumb, i do not mean uneducated, just the people who simply are retarded.
 

Earthmonger

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Thibaut said:
Teleporting anywhere.
This was going to be my entry, since I absolutely hate flying.

Get on a plane? - Hell no, I'mma kill you.
Get in a suicide booth? - Okay.
 

waterhazard

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Normalgamer said:
Not to mention I could be awesome at video games.
But if everyone had that wouldn't everyone be awesome at video games and you would just be average?
 

MurderousToaster

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I could say so many dirty things but I must refrain. *Cough*Wanking machine*Cough*

Well, I wouldn't mind having a VR suite a la Red Dwarf.
 

Yokai

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Power armor. We need power armor, and portable railguns.

Realistically, how about the fully electric car? Too bad General Motors destroyed the first prototype because it would hurt their business. We most certainly have the tech, and if we could convert all the cars on the road today, it would have a huge effect on global warming. Also it would be a hell of a lot cheaper to plug your car into an industrial-size outlet for three hours to charge it up than have to spend money on gallons of gasoline. If we do this now, we won't be floundering when the oil runs out. WE REALLY SHOULD MAKE THEM NOW PEOPLE.
 

Kaboose the Moose

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McHanhan said:
Skarin said:
FTL drive and Battlestars.

I want there to be twelve colonies of man. After that we shall build a race of sentient robots to take care of us. We shall live happily ever after.

Nothing could go wrong with that plan!.
You don't think that than can backfire?. Like have all these robots suddenly rebel against the humans which will result in a nuclear holocaust on the 12 colonies, forcing humanity to flee on giant spaceships seeking a new home and a new start?.

Fecking awesome avatar btw, love Top Gear.
Don't be silly, that stuff only happens in the movies!. We'll make Patrick Stewart the head of the space program so no one will dare to miss with us.
 

Normalgamer

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waterhazard said:
Normalgamer said:
Not to mention I could be awesome at video games.
But if everyone had that wouldn't everyone be awesome at video games and you would just be average?
Ah yes, but not many people would be willing to change a part of their body for a hobby they don't spend that much time in, not only that but having fast fingers isn't going to make you win in any game except maybe Halo 3, most games require atleast some tact and intelligence to win.

For instance if I were to play against the world-record Cup stacker with insanely fast hands, but they didn't know how to chain combos in a fighting game; snipe in a FPS; or beat a zombie's head in with a crowbar while strafing, then it doesn't matter how fast they are, they'd still lose to me if I knew how to play better.
 

Xeros

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Weaponized limb replacements. (Gun arms, chainsaws, etc.) Or just robotic limb replacements. (Automail).
 

LWS666

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hover go-karts. easier to handle and F*CKING FUN! i'd settle for a hover quad-bike or a trike thing.
 

-AC80-

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your enemy's mode of gaming self destucts when ever you are killed online with out them knowing what is about to happen like a virus/hack
 

Gorrister

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Self adjusting clothes like in Back to the Future Part II. You can keep all your cyborg bullshit, I want pants that fit well for once.
 

SantoUno

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Any sort of defense or protection mechanism to prevent theft from homes, stores, and retail.

WAat, a god damn tracking device, with sizes for everything from a watch to your pet.
 

Ekonk

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Holograms.

Also, I want to be an immortal cyborg.

we are the borg
lower your shields and surrender your ships
resistance is futile