Technology that NEEDS TO BE MADE. *Slams desk*

[Poofs]

something that would allow people to breathe underwater infinitely

 

[waterhazard]

Not to mention I could be awesome at video games.

But if everyone had that wouldn't everyone be awesome at video games and you would just be average?

Ah yes, but not many people would be willing to change a part of their body for a hobby they don't spend that much time in, not only that but having fast fingers isn't going to make you win in any game except maybe Halo 3, most games require atleast some tact and intelligence to win.

For instance if I were to play against the world-record Cup stacker with insanely fast hands, but they didn't know how to chain combos in a fighting game; snipe in a FPS; or beat a zombie's head in with a crowbar while strafing, then it doesn't matter how fast they are, they'd still lose to me if I knew how to play better.

and do you?

 

[Tiny116]

Well it's out there but I'm going to vote for the perfecting of cloning. What I wouldn't give for a perfect or near perfect replacement pancreas.

- Just as long as we don't get a sub-species I don't care. (The sub species thing is an actual theory)

For me I'd say working bionics sorta a mix out of what you get in I-Robot and automail.

 

[Player 2]

 

[RagnorakTres]

Cybernetic implants. I want to be able to leap thirty yards at a thought and (literally) see for miles and miles.

 

[Motakikurushi]

A watch that stops time, and maybe wings.

 

[Kaboose the Moose]

FTL drive and Battlestars.

I want there to be twelve colonies of man. After that we shall build a race of sentient robots to take care of us. We shall live happily ever after.

Nothing could go wrong with that plan!.

Dude, I just have to ask, what is your avatar from?!

That's Jeremy Clarkson from Top Gear

 

[Latinidiot]

a machine that causes the dumber half of the world populace to die.
and when I say dumb, i do not mean uneducated, just the people who simply are retarded.

and then hope that someone doesn't activate the machine more than once... and if they do, that you're on the smarter side.. but each time it's run, you half the population... activate it enough times and it'll be a competition between the worlds 2 smartest people, who would by definition be stupid for dooming the human race in such a way. (Just hope the button doesn't get stuck)

yeah, I realised how stupid I sounded when i thought it over.

 

[DragonsAteMyMarbles]

Downloadable knowledge, like in The Matrix. Textbooks will become a thing of the past, wahey!
Also a gravity gun/Isaac Clarke's telekinetic whatsit.
And a Star Trek-esque replicator thingy.
And a delethologicalator.

 

[Garaw]

If nobody's said 'force feedback codpiece' yet, they need to.

 

[G1eet]

A machine that will make (or a button that will send you) a food you see on TV.

Don't tell me you've never watched Man vs. Food and not gone into a hyper-intense craving for anything greasy and edible.

Alternative Energy. Just to shut those whiny assholes up.

Funnily enough, one of the minerals you can mine in WoW might be the answer.

http://www.americanscientist.org/issues/feature/thorium-fuel-for-nuclear-energy/1

 

[The_Graff]

probably been said a few times already, but ... I WANT MY JETPACK!

 

[AlexWinter]

FTL drive and Battlestars.

I want there to be twelve colonies of man. After that we shall build a race of sentient robots to take care of us. We shall live happily ever after.

Nothing could go wrong with that plan!.

Dude, I just have to ask, what is your avatar from?!

That's Jeremy Clarkson from Top Gear

But.. What is he doing!?

 

[Jark212]

Power Armour would be awesome. Either from 40k or Fallout. Can you imagine? No chav would ever even look at you funny, since you could punch them so hard they went back in time and caused the extinction of the dinsaurs.

This, epically with the extinction part...

FTL drive
Easier/cheaper way to travel into space
Tech to make Supersoldiers
Unlimited source of energy

 

[300lb. Samoan]

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[hazabaza1]

Teleportation.

*Slams desk*

 

[wolfgamesstudios]

a way to give common folk an irish accent! heeelll yeeeaaahh!
actually i wound rather have australian...

whoops ranting again but YAH!

 

[Blanks]

I'm still rooting for the controller made of fruit

 

[300lb. Samoan]

A machine that will make (or a button that will send you) a food you see on TV.

Don't tell me you've never watched Man vs. Food and not gone into a hyper-intense craving for anything greasy and edible.

:0 Every time I see a pizza on TV, I WANT THAT SHIT
I'll mortgage my parents' house if someone invents this!

 

[Normalgamer]

Not to mention I could be awesome at video games.

But if everyone had that wouldn't everyone be awesome at video games and you would just be average?

Ah yes, but not many people would be willing to change a part of their body for a hobby they don't spend that much time in, not only that but having fast fingers isn't going to make you win in any game except maybe Halo 3, most games require atleast some tact and intelligence to win.

For instance if I were to play against the world-record Cup stacker with insanely fast hands, but they didn't know how to chain combos in a fighting game; snipe in a FPS; or beat a zombie's head in with a crowbar while strafing, then it doesn't matter how fast they are, they'd still lose to me if I knew how to play better.

and do you?

Not to sound egotistical, but yes, I believe I do.