Teenager Has Testicle Amputated After 'Tapping' Game

[Malediozone]

We don't have "sack tapping" per se. but we do a lot of the same thing. The difference being that we're a lot more creative with it.

Hey, have you ever been humped by an elephant?

 

[slowpoke999]

If someone did that to me I would put on knuckledusters and punch them until they died, especially if they got away with it.

"Oh he died?It was just a fun game called 'temple bashing' your honor"

 

[Crystal Cuckoo]

A similar thing happened at my school four years ago, except the victim in question was being a douche and was kicked in the groin to shut him up.

A few days later, he's back and he's lost one of his testicles.

 

[Miumaru]

At first I thought he got his nuts stuck in like, a game console.

 

[Miumaru]

From the sound it seems you take turns kicking eachother in the junk, why would you do something like that?

EDIT: A quick Google search has confirmed it, you do indeed take turns smacking each other in the junk, what is happening to humanity?

Isnt that Roshambo? (South Park)

 

[Arella18]

>.> Guys have done this all the time...why is it now such a big deal...my dad and his brothers (who lived in new york city at the time) would try to catch each other off guard and punch their balls...>.> though they're taking it too far when balls get cut off its time to ease up...unless you like that sort of thing

 

[Chester41585]

"Boom, headshot"?

 

[The Fork of Truth]

I'm going to hell.

OT: Really, there's little more to say than this is bloody stupid.

 

[ffs-dontcare]

Bloody kids these days. If one of them tried that on me and walked away laughing like a sub-human piece of shit, I'd stop him and shove his head into a concrete edge so damn fast he'd be in a fucking coma. Nobody does that shit on me, and I'm thankful for it.

 

[Cid Silverwing]

"Sack tapping" is probably an imported euphemism from Britain. It most certainly sounds like it.

 

[Guitarmasterx7]

What the fuck kind of gay shit is up in Minnesota? Back at my high school, if someone where to "sack tap" another guy, all of his friends would probably look at him and be like, "dude... that was really gay" and then the person he did it to would probably deck him provided they aren't a massive pussy.

 

[Ze_Reaper_Of_Zeath]

That is sick, gay and wrong on so many levels, poor guy, I would blow their heads of if anybody touches anything below my waist and above my knees.

 

[Ickorus]

Next time someone does it to you, remind them that they just lunged at you with the sole intention of touching your balls.

Whatever happened to wet willies, wedgies, toilet bowl head dumping?

... do I want to know what a "wet willy" is? I'm assuming it's not the obvious interpretation.

Suck on your finger then stick it in someones ear.

i surprised you haven't heard of that one, it's extremely common.

And I have an extreme dislike of the action and anyone who carries it out. It's not funny; you might as well have just licked the inside of my ear. It's weird.

I completely agree, it's quiet disturbing.

 

[Vinculi]

I tend to make sure no other guy gets that close to mine, but it makes me think, what straight man would was to slap another guy's balls?

i know what your saying this is just the tip of the iceberg at my school some kids will slap your ass and say it cool i play sports.... both being dudes btw.

Where i'm from, its absolutely heterosexual to urinate on each other in the showers after a sport game, or even rub your dick on your team mate when he bends over (Oh God, i really do wish i were making this up), and then call any guy who wont join in gay.

 

[Revolutionary]

Where I come form its called "sackwacking" and its not a fucking game.

 

[ClaptonKnophlerHendrix]

Where I live, it's called a sack-whack. And it hurts like all hell. Fortunately nobody has done it on any big scale for about 3 or 4 years.

 

[NeutralMunchHotel]

Huh. This is kind of an ironic aticle, because we were just talking about groin attacks in that other thread..

You may find this interesting. [http://www.cracked.com/funny-1085-irony/]