Teenager Has Testicle Amputated After 'Tapping' Game

[geldonyetich]

There's still a sack left, so he's able to breed.
Damn, so close to a well-deserved Darwin award.

The article quite clearly states he was attacked.

My bad, though I often malign others for not reading, I fear I myself am not able to achieve the will to do so 100% of the time.

You can understand why I assumed this was the case. Knowing that kids play some pretty dumb and dangerous games at times, I was quite willing to believe a thread topic that made it sound like that was what was going on.

 

[The_Echo]

You said "Fox News" as the source. Some of the Escapist population won't believe it now.

But I will.

AND THIS SACK TAPPING THING IS UTTERLY RETARTED!

... Retarded*

OT: That sucks. For those who don't know, 'sack tapping' is also referred to as 'ball tapping,' and is the sadistic game of literally tapping a man on the underside of his testicles. The intensity of said tap may vary.

 

[Stone Wera]

There are rules to being a man. One of them is; NEVER TOUCH ANOTHER MAN'S SACK (unless you're a doctor)!!

 

[CrazyGirl17]

(Face palms) ...People who does these kinds of things probably be shouldn't having kids anyway...

 

[derelict]

I like how it says "it's lost its humor", its like they think there was any humor to begin with.

Last person to slug me in the balls got shoved down a flight of concrete steps, and when I finally got to the bottom I kicked him in the stomach. Don't think anyone else in school thought it was funny after that.

 

[DarkRyter]

I've never heard of "sack tapping"

What the hell does that mean?

Getting punched in the nuts.

Pretty much.

 

[Pendragon9]

Whoa whoa, you got this from Fox News?

Where's the part where they blindlessly blame videogames for this?

 

[Jonny49]

We still/used to have that game here, but it was called "Bangkok" instead, as in: Bang cock.

It was seven different types of retarded.

 

[Mechsoap]

never heard of sack taping, anyway kids really need some sex-ed if they do that

 

[IxionIndustries]

Huh. This is kind of an ironic aticle, because we were just talking about groin attacks in that other thread..

Thats not ironic, its coincidence. Why does no one understand irony, i mean like at all. You know grammer nazis? Im an irony nazi, people mis use it more than grammer so it needs its own defenders.

OT: I fail to see how this game could be fun for anyone. Why even play it. They must have better things to do with their time than attempt to cripple each other.

Baawwwwww.

I misused a term, I apologize, I shall now proceed to cut my own fucking tongue out.

 

[Vnwater]

My god...

 

[TK421]

No one ever did anything like that when I was in high school. Why is it considered fun again?

 

[fesc]

Fox News? Bahahahaha!

 

[dbungus2000]

i lived at a boarding school where sack tagging and nipple twisters were our way of saying hello

 

[BiscuitTrouser]

Huh. This is kind of an ironic aticle, because we were just talking about groin attacks in that other thread..

Thats not ironic, its coincidence. Why does no one understand irony, i mean like at all. You know grammer nazis? Im an irony nazi, people mis use it more than grammer so it needs its own defenders.

OT: I fail to see how this game could be fun for anyone. Why even play it. They must have better things to do with their time than attempt to cripple each other.

Baawwwwww.

I misused a term, I apologize, I shall now proceed to cut my own fucking tongue out.

Im only joking, its hard to convay tone of voice over the interwebs, it is a funny coincidence.

I apologise for your Bawww, i never meant to offend your literary knowlage, i just love the use of iony today to mean anything of a funny nature.

Anyway on topic, i guess he had it coming. Well not anymore. Heh.

 

[Zing]

Fucking hated this shit in High School. But I probably put out as good as I got.

TrollFace.jpg

 

[crazypsyko666]

To anyone who is discussing the idea of if this kid should be called a kid or not, I say this. They are under 15. Everyone under 15 is a kid. I dont much care for maturity, its just the terminology some people, like me, will use for those younger.

I feel sorry for this kid.

Score one for natural selection, I guess.

Moral: Don't fuck with your balls. It doesn't end well.

Its been said, multiple times, People play this game with you, You do not play this game. How can I put it? Hmm, Radical example time! If someone gets raped do you blame them for getting Aids? Its not there fault.
Nor was it this poor sods fault that he got cracked so hard in the testicle's by a little fucker that his chances of breeding are going to be heavily reduced.

This kinda stuff seems to die down once you hit, say, 16. Or at least it doesn't occur within the College I attend and I ain't seen it going on in the mains-chool.

Really? Well, that's fucking terrible. He shouldn't get his balls amputated, they should.

 

[asinann]

You said "Fox News" as the source. Some of the Escapist population won't believe it now.

But I will.

AND THIS SACK TAPPING THING IS UTTERLY RETARTED!

The only time I don't believe what Fox news says is when it's talking about politics.

 

[SirDerick]

Make a new game of hit YOURSELF in the balls.

I would call it: Natural Selection.