Teenager Has Testicle Amputated After 'Tapping' Game

[MarsProbe]

Sack tapping - the least fun game ever.

Also, who the fuck comes up with these "games"?

I don't know why they even refer to these things as "games". People got kicked in the sack fairly often back when I was in school, there was certainly no need to give a name, let along call it a game though.

That was reserved for the things like bogwashes, the "pole treatment", dead legs, being "penned" and other such fun activities.

 

[rokkolpo]

i remember in the good old days.......we used to kill someone for punching us in the balls.

good times.
metaphoricly kill of course *ahem*

 

[Canid117]

Huh. This is kind of an ironic article, because we were just talking about groin attacks in that other thread..

That's a funny coincidence not irony. They are not one and the same.

 

[axemen23]

Always happens on Wednesdays, Tuesdays is titty touching Tuesday, Wednesday is winnie whacking wednesday, and friday is smack ass friday.

 

[Irridium]

They did that at my school.

Its funny, because they were the stereotypical homophobes, and I would ask "why do you have so much fun touching another guys balls?"

Surprisingly "sack tapping" plummeted in terms of popularity after I confronted a bunch of guys on it.

 

[Sporky111]

I think that the only people that should be victim to this, are the ones stupid enough to do it. Get some Darwinism going, tap each other instead of random people. Cull the herd of your stupidity.

 

[katsabas]

How stupid does one have to be in order to slap someone they consider friend, in the balls? How in the holy name of sanity does this ... thing has even an IOTA OF FUN? Who the fuck came up with this?

I just wanna...I just wanna...I just...

 

[MicrosoftPaysMe]

Me and all my friends use to do that like 4 years ago. I guess Minn. finally caught up. I thought my friend made it up though so now I'm not sure if he saw it somewhere else or if it reached all the way there because of him. (I live in New Jersey)

 

[Davrel]

aaaahahahahahahahahaha

Low content post be damned - that is just funny.

 

[Legendsmith]

Actually, anyone idiotic enough to do this deserves it as they won't be able to reproduce (or at least will have a decreased chance). Therefore they will not pass the stupid gene on.
That's natural selection.

 

[Kuchinawa212]

So yeah, stupid, stupid stupid. Make the little morons stop.

Of course not! This way, these idiots remove themselves from the gene pool quite effectively. They all deserve a Darwin Award for this.

Thats hillarious, I've heard about this kinda thing happen before. The boy when he got back to school got a nickname of "uni". Also I've seen people hold all out grudge matches doing this for months on end. Each time it's more and more hillarious. This is the consequence of the game I guess.

Edit: Also, most people avoid the risks by not participating.

So is it like the chocking game? You do something utterly retarded and nearly get yourself killed for....the lulz? Respect? Look, I think they should have removed both, I don't want this kid in the genepool

I see it as a lack of maturity for even engaging in the game though. The way I read it, he played the game with others, and wasn't just a victim of someone else's stupidity. He made the choice to play the game, and is now going to suffer the consequences. I feel sorry for him, but I feel that the word "kid" is just fine in this case.

Perhaps its a good thing, now he's less likely to create children that will follow in his stupidity.

Score one for natural selection, I guess.

Moral: Don't fuck with your balls. It doesn't end well.

There's still a sack left, so he's able to breed.

Damn, so close to a well-deserved Darwin award.

The article quite clearly states he was attacked. The other kid was playing the game. Some fuckwit who thinks it's funny to just walk up to someone and punch them in the balls. Could happen to any one of you who's still at school.

"David Gibbons, 14, was changing classes in his Crosby, Minn. high school when he was attacked by another student playing a game called ?sack tapping.?"


The other kids who attacked him should be charged with GBH or something similar and sued for all they are worth.

So was he caught with his pants down? Yuk Yuk Yuk

 

[Lineoutt]

Whatever happened to wet willies, wedgies, toilet bowl head dumping?

... do I want to know what a "wet willy" is? I'm assuming it's not the obvious interpretation.

ahhahahhhaha xD a wet willy is where you lick your finger and stick it in someones ear

 

[sirkai007]

I tell ya, they used to do that all the time in my school. Just punch each other in the balls, day after day. I can barely feel anything down there any more because I was punched so much. Hell, I might be infertile.

So yeah, stupid, stupid stupid. Make the little morons stop.

I say let them remove themselves from the gene pool.

 

[TheStickman]

It's weird how males will do this for fun when they know it causes pain beyond belief.

 

[mightybozz]

I think that the only people that should be victim to this, are the ones stupid enough to do it. Get some Darwinism going, tap each other instead of random people. Cull the herd of your stupidity.

Actually, anyone idiotic enough to do this deserves it as they wo't be able to reproduce (or at least will have a decreased chance). Therefore they will not pass the stupid gene on.
That's natural selection.

Yep that's about it. If you're thick enough to do stuff like this, Darwin says let you die.
Although I agree that if it was someone else just attacking him then they should be charged - gbh with intent I reckon.

 

[PurpleLeafRave]

Huh. This is kind of an ironic aticle, because we were just talking about groin attacks in that other thread..

Thats not ironic, its coincidence. Why does no one understand irony, i mean like at all. You know grammer nazis? Im an irony nazi, people mis use it more than grammer so it needs its own defenders.

OT: I fail to see how this game could be fun for anyone. Why even play it. They must have better things to do with their time than attempt to cripple each other.

How much do you value your testicles Chris? I'll come give you grapes in hospital...and laugh!

OT: Loads of people have tried to do this to me. Little do they know, it's as smooth as a freshly polished pine table down there...
I mean, the reason they hit my thighs is because they're no good with big targets...yeah.

 

[garfoldsomeoneelse]

I blame Jackass and that Johnny Knockers fellow. Not to mention Steve-zero, they are terrible influences on our youth.

 

[duchaked]

...okay yeah that's pretty horrible
especially since he's now scarred for life

I'd be pissed as hell, and probably would find the guy who did it to me and get back at him double