Teenager Has Testicle Amputated After 'Tapping' Game

[Danman1]

Anybody else thought from the title that it was gonna be about some kid sticking his cock in an xbox or something?

 

[Bretty]

So I would be immediately suing the offenders parents, him and the school.

 

[XJ-0461]

Sack tapping - the least fun game ever.

Also, who the fuck comes up with these "games"?

 

[tomzu]

at my school people went running around school and asking others what is te capital of thailand and if they didn know they kicked him to the balls and said bancock

 

[Dogstile]

Oh, we had that here. I just did it back three times as hard. People say I was being a prick and wasn't doing it for the fun of the game, but they stopped hitting me in the nads.

 

[Baldry]

OHH GOD HIS BALLS HIS PRECIOUS PRECIOUS BALLS!!!

Umm anyway that's never happened here at my school, in good ol' England

 

[geldonyetich]

There's still a sack left, so he's able to breed.

Damn, so close to a well-deserved Darwin award.

 

[tha lime]

owwwwww...

on my school we have a game called "SPARTA!!!!" on of the guys made it after 300 came out.
you start a kick (aiming for the crown jewels" and scream "SPARTA!!!!" and right before you hit you stop the kick and watch him jump 3feets op the air..... and one day this HUGE guy from my class starts the "SPARTA!!!!" game on me.... budt he´s like... really slow (int) and i end up walking funny for a week or so

 

[megamanenm]

If this gets to my school, I will wear an electrified crotch protaector, so that anyone who tries will enjoy a blast of 2000 volts. That would be the weirdest but funniest invention ever.
ZOMBIEMAN DOES NOT APPROVE.

Let's hope you'll never wear it inside-out...

 

[The Austin]

What the fuck is "Sack Tapping"?

 

[BiscuitTrouser]

Huh. This is kind of an ironic aticle, because we were just talking about groin attacks in that other thread..

Thats not ironic, its coincidence. Why does no one understand irony, i mean like at all. You know grammer nazis? Im an irony nazi, people mis use it more than grammer so it needs its own defenders.

OT: I fail to see how this game could be fun for anyone. Why even play it. They must have better things to do with their time than attempt to cripple each other.

 

[Danpascooch]

It's lost its humor. It's not a game anymore. People get hurt," he added.

I'm sorry, when the hell was hitting someone in the testicles a game?

Jesus, remind me never to play a "humorous game" with that reporter. He might shoot me in the fucking face.

 

[Chrono212]

Reminds me of 'happy-slapping'...but more dangerous...

 

[crypt-creature]

This happens everywhere, nothing new but still utterly stupid.

Personally, I'm wondering if Minnesota is really so boring that the only thing boy's can think to do is nail each other in the daddy bags.

It's not. Stupid boys appear in every city/state/province/continent/etc.

 

[GODoftheRIGOVERSE]

Ow wah! that sucks dude!

 

[Vanguard_Ex]

Ohh this happens frequently at my school. It's not a game.
It's one of those things kind of like a wedgie or something.

 

[gmacarthur81]

If someone had "sack tapped" me while in school, I would have "nose tapped" them, repeatedly.

 

[Shycte]

I've never heard of "sack tapping"

What the hell does that mean?

You punch a guy in the groin, then it's his turn.

Repeat.

 

[Zykon TheLich]

So yeah, stupid, stupid stupid. Make the little morons stop.

Of course not! This way, these idiots remove themselves from the gene pool quite effectively. They all deserve a Darwin Award for this.

Thats hillarious, I've heard about this kinda thing happen before. The boy when he got back to school got a nickname of "uni". Also I've seen people hold all out grudge matches doing this for months on end. Each time it's more and more hillarious. This is the consequence of the game I guess.

Edit: Also, most people avoid the risks by not participating.

So is it like the chocking game? You do something utterly retarded and nearly get yourself killed for....the lulz? Respect? Look, I think they should have removed both, I don't want this kid in the genepool

I see it as a lack of maturity for even engaging in the game though. The way I read it, he played the game with others, and wasn't just a victim of someone else's stupidity. He made the choice to play the game, and is now going to suffer the consequences. I feel sorry for him, but I feel that the word "kid" is just fine in this case.

Perhaps its a good thing, now he's less likely to create children that will follow in his stupidity.

Score one for natural selection, I guess.

Moral: Don't fuck with your balls. It doesn't end well.

There's still a sack left, so he's able to breed.

Damn, so close to a well-deserved Darwin award.

The article quite clearly states he was attacked. The other kid was playing the game. Some fuckwit who thinks it's funny to just walk up to someone and punch them in the balls. Could happen to any one of you who's still at school.

"David Gibbons, 14, was changing classes in his Crosby, Minn. high school when he was attacked by another student playing a game called ?sack tapping.?"


The other kids who attacked him should be charged with GBH or something similar and sued for all they are worth.