Teenager Has Testicle Amputated After 'Tapping' Game

[Snarky Username]

In my school we used to play a game where we would wrap a paper ball in duct tape, sit down, spread out our legs, and share turns at giving each other nutshots. I didn't participate because I prefer to get a vasectomy from doctors rather than some 14 year kid stinking of Axe body spray and Monster Energy Drink with a ball of duct tape, but needless to say, the game was a new kind of retarded.

 

[eggy32]

This is just retarded. I've seen people at my school get hit in the balls before but nobody makes a game out of it, probably because if someone at my school gets hit in the balls they hit back and both people realise it will only lead t unbearable pain if they keep going.

 

[Milo Windby]

The worst I have ever seen at school was when some older kids were running around tagging the new kids with Bingo Markers...
Kicking each other in the balls was far from anyone's mind in my school.

 

[PHOENIXRIDER57]

I'm pretty sure if any guy tried to tap my sack I'd punch his head off.

 

[himemiya1650]

Perhaps its a good thing, now he's less likely to create children that will follow in his stupidity.

 

[cameron112497]

Oh where oh where did the common sense go.

 

[EMFCRACKSHOT]

All I know is if that shit ever happened to me or a friend of mine, the ass who did it wouldn't be able to walk for a week after me and my friends show him how funny it is to slap another man's testicle's with a frying pan. This is just some shit that shouldn't even be considered funny. I hope the kid that slapped the balls gets arrested for charges of assualt, possibly sexual assault because a reproductive organ was involved.

Thats more than sexual assault, thats GBH.
And I will never understand how these people can possibly find that amusing. Its just wrong.
The worst i ever had in school was the whole "you've been tango'd" thing

 

[The DSM]

Taking "I'd tap that" To a whole new meaning.

I have no idea what this game is about but probably involves getting hit in the balls.

 

[Milo Windby]

Perhaps its a good thing, now he's less likely to create children that will follow in his stupidity.

Huh? How is the victim the one that is stupid?

 

[szaleniec1000]

Whatever happened to wet willies, wedgies, toilet bowl head dumping?

... do I want to know what a "wet willy" is? I'm assuming it's not the obvious interpretation.

Suck on your finger then stick it in someones ear.

i surprised you haven't heard of that one, it's extremely common.

Is it bad that I'm relieved it has nothing to do with the, well, willy?

 

[Johanthemonster666]

I absolutely hate teenagers

Even when I was a teenager I despised this kind of stuff. In my day is was "Ass grabbing day" and all of this "sack tapping" crap (never heard of it till now) just goes to show that this is a generation of contradiction and stupidity.

They go out of their way to prove themselves as macho,manly, no-homo heterosexuals(teenage boys I mean)... and yet stuff like this makes me wonder if they even have brain cells these days.

I blame the internet lol(sarcasm), but seriously, where else could these dim people learn about stuff like "Ass Grabb day","sack tap" or "the choking game"

 

[Jamieson 90]

As someone who works in teaching I just want say that I hope any kids on here will now understand why we have certain rules in school.

Play fighting and joking around may seem like harmless fun, I guess the kids doing this thought nothing would happen and look what happened it did and the consequences were very serious.

So please, when teachers tell you to stop doing something just listen, we do it with your best interests at heart, we are not doing it just to be mean or because we 'hate you'. Think about it logically, if we did indeed hate kids why would we teach them?

 

[ProfessorLayton]

Reminded me of this. But yeah that's pretty dumb. Why would you want to play a game like that?

 

[Jamash]

Sack-tapping.... Why does that sound strangely homoerotic?

To answer your rhetorical question, apart from the obvious of intentionally touching another guy's balls, it's also a BDSM fetish.

When I was at school it was considered gay to even look at another guy below the belt, now it'll only be a matter of time before kids at school are grabbing each other's dicks, playing 'Red Rocket', then gloating "Ha ha! I made you jizz in your pants... you're gay!".

Hooray for progress!(?).

 

[crazypsyko666]

Score one for natural selection, I guess.

Moral: Don't fuck with your balls. It doesn't end well.