Tell Me Anything.

[open trap]

Metal is the best form of music, MTV and VH1 suck

 

[Dr_Steve_Brule]

I AM MISTER GOOCHANEY
MASTER OF TIME AND NIPPLES

 

[interspark]

owls are made of the bits left over when they make toilet seats

 

[ydkwidrmw]

I'm in love with you.

 

[Trebort]

Something only I know?... ok...

My left testicle was hurting like hell, so the doctor felt me up and told me I've damaged my spine.

Work that one out.

Cough Please!!

 

[MegaManOfNumbers]

Today I was told not to touch a girl's hair. When I did she grabbed my hand so she could bite my fingers. Other people suggested shouting out "RAPE!", but then she said if I shouted that she would actually do it. Unfortunately, I didn't feel like getting raped publically so now MY LITTLE FINGER HAS BITE MARKS!

...


uh, not to be rude but, was she hot?

 

[MegaManOfNumbers]

My girlfriend wants it pretty much every day, sometimes several times.
It's been awesome, but I'm really really tired.

wants what? a cookie? cause it would be pretty hard to make those everyday.

 

[smearyllama]

I've said this once and I'll say it again:
PORCUPINES HAVE SIX NIPPLES!!!

 

[Sigmund Av Volsung]

Truth is an illusion of the mind that is determined by a person's moral compass and perception. In theory, truth does not exist but everything is true, as every person has a different type of truth, so every 'truth' in the world would add up to everything being 'true'. And lies are what a person's mind does not comprehend, so it automatically dissmisses it and replaces it an alternate lie; ie 'truth'.

By the way I'm 14.

 

[bulbasaur765]

If you take Cross Country in college you may be prescribed Ibuprofen for pain and stuff later on.

 

[Sigmund Av Volsung]

War, war never changes.
Ill leave you to think about it.

Im calling liam neeson and charging you with plaigarism!
Mainly cos I'm bored.

 

[ninja555]

I have a habit of chewing on pens.

 

[ParkourMcGhee]

Squirrels really REALLY like dry crackers...

My dad saved a baby squirrel trapped in our loft using this method to lure it out into a cage.

 

[Computer-Noob]

The weekend starts now.

 

[NeuroticBabbler]

There was a hole here. It's gone now.

 

[scatmanfan]

Technically, English is a dead language, as England stopped being England and became Great Britain quite some time ago.

Also, you know those people who correct those who refer to Frankenstein as Frankenstein, telling them to call him "Frankenstein's Monster?" Technically, they're wrong. As the son of Dr. Frankenstein, his name would be Frankenstein as well.

 

[Jedamethis]

I have a habit of chewing on penis.

Heehee.
I'm sorry, couldn't resist.