tell me some bad jokes
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I was a little hesitant to throw this one out, but after reading through the whole thread I feel like it'll fit just fine.
I laughed probably a little too hard at that one.Pyrignis said:
this guy is painfully unfunny... well exept this gazuntite thing which was rather funny!gamerguy473 said:
also he seems to be unknowingly making fun of his own belifes!
also no one belives he is going to become a tree... only that they are going to use him as an furzulator...
So the site said I needed a password that was eight characters and I typed in, "snow white and the seven dwarves.'
A snare drum and cymbals fell off a cliff. *ba-dum chii*
(this is bad enough to deserve a bit of clarification. That last bit you're supposed to do is meant to sound like a rimshot, which I can't figure out how to render phonetically. Rimshots being what are generally heard to punctuate a joke and, in this case, the sound of a snare drum and cymbals falling off a cliff.)
(how's that for over-explanation?)
(this is bad enough to deserve a bit of clarification. That last bit you're supposed to do is meant to sound like a rimshot, which I can't figure out how to render phonetically. Rimshots being what are generally heard to punctuate a joke and, in this case, the sound of a snare drum and cymbals falling off a cliff.)
(how's that for over-explanation?)
An atheist is walking through the rainforest when he is surrounded a tribe of natives with spears. Thinking he is amount to die he screams out, "Oh God I'm screwed!" Just then a light comes from the sky and God speaks to the atheist, "fear not my child you are not screwed, take a rock from the ground and strike the chief of the tribe on the head and you shall be spared." So the atheist does as he is instructed and strikes the chief of tribe on the head. "Now my child you're screwed", said God.
Sorry, the Escapist was lagging like a ************ yesterday, I haven't been able to come and correct the mistake until like just now. Didn't even realize it had happened until about an hour afterward.yman15 said:
2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff!Elijah Newton said:
Punch line [http://instantrimshot.com/]
Statistically 6 out of 7 dwarfs are not happy!
Statistically 1 out of 6 people do not enjoy Russian Roulette!
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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bar exploded with awesome.The_root_of_all_evil said:
Knock knock
Ok, so there's 2 atoms, and on of em's like:
"Hey! I think I've lost my electron!" Then the other one's like:
"Whoa, You sure?"
"Yeah I'm Positive!"
You get it? huh? HUH?
Captcha: "internet urriesl" What is this I don't even...
"Hey! I think I've lost my electron!" Then the other one's like:
"Whoa, You sure?"
"Yeah I'm Positive!"
You get it? huh? HUH?
Captcha: "internet urriesl" What is this I don't even...