tell me some bad jokes
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You know youre getting old when youre watching porn and thinking to yourself, "Wow thats a nice bed"
What's the difference between a violin and a viola?
Viola burns longer.
How can you tell if your lover is a french horn player?
You notice her hand up your ass when you make out.
What's the problem with string players?
They spend the first half of the rehearsal tuning and the second half playing out of tune.
Viola burns longer.
How can you tell if your lover is a french horn player?
You notice her hand up your ass when you make out.
What's the problem with string players?
They spend the first half of the rehearsal tuning and the second half playing out of tune.
Why do some experts consider Diarrhea to be hereditary?
Because it runs in your jeans.
Did you hear about the Viagra shipment that got stolen? They don't know who did it but they're looking for hardened criminals.
What do you get when you cross Holy water with castor oil?
A religious movement.
Name the source and win my respect.
Because it runs in your jeans.
Did you hear about the Viagra shipment that got stolen? They don't know who did it but they're looking for hardened criminals.
What do you get when you cross Holy water with castor oil?
A religious movement.
Name the source and win my respect.
A bad joke you say?
The US economy and healthcare system. OHSNAP..But seriously, the brown and sticky joke is bad and if your looking for tasteless then dead baby jokes probably take that prize.
The US economy and healthcare system. OHSNAP..But seriously, the brown and sticky joke is bad and if your looking for tasteless then dead baby jokes probably take that prize.
An Irishman, an Englishman and an Indian chief go fishing together in a large rowboat in a medium-sized lake. Everyone has good luck: two or three big fish each. They stay out in the middle of the lake until sunset. On the way back to shore, as the sky purples and turns to night, they all sing a song.
Did you hear about the circus?
It was IN-TENSE.
Where do generals keep their armies?
IN THEIR SLEEVIES!
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Fsssssshhhhhh.
And a personal favorite example of pure corny absurdity in humor...
How to you protect your house from pirates?
FILL YOUR YARD WITH BEAVERS.
It was IN-TENSE.
Where do generals keep their armies?
IN THEIR SLEEVIES!
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Fsssssshhhhhh.
And a personal favorite example of pure corny absurdity in humor...
How to you protect your house from pirates?
FILL YOUR YARD WITH BEAVERS.
