tell me some bad jokes
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Did you hear the one about the farmer?
Nevermind, it's corny
A man wanted to buy 99 bricks, but the store only sold them in packs of 100. After the man built his wall with 99 bricks, he just casually threw it over his shoulder.
There are 10 types of people in the world: those that understand binary and those that don't.
There are 2 types of people in the world: those with short term memory loss and tho- *walks away*
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
It got hit by a falling brick.
Nevermind, it's corny
A man wanted to buy 99 bricks, but the store only sold them in packs of 100. After the man built his wall with 99 bricks, he just casually threw it over his shoulder.
There are 10 types of people in the world: those that understand binary and those that don't.
There are 2 types of people in the world: those with short term memory loss and tho- *walks away*
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
It got hit by a falling brick.
1. How many teenagers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two, but it would have to be a pretty big lightbulb...
2. How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Blue...
3. The fresh egg says to the boiler: " It might be a few minutes before I get hard, I just got laid by a chick".
Two, but it would have to be a pretty big lightbulb...
2. How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Blue...
3. The fresh egg says to the boiler: " It might be a few minutes before I get hard, I just got laid by a chick".
Q: What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?
A: Anyone can chop beef, but no one can pee soup!
Aaaah, toilet humor.
A: Anyone can chop beef, but no one can pee soup!
Aaaah, toilet humor.
A baby fur seal walks into a club.
What's got two legs and bleeds?
Half a dog
What do you do when you're driving down the street and you see a spaceman?
You park in it... man.
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud.
Where do you find a sheep with no legs?
Where you left it.
What's got two legs and bleeds?
Half a dog
What do you do when you're driving down the street and you see a spaceman?
You park in it... man.
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud.
Where do you find a sheep with no legs?
Where you left it.
What do you call a drunk stupid midget?
Drinky-dinks. (No offense to little people AA members in North Carolina)
I'm awful
Drinky-dinks. (No offense to little people AA members in North Carolina)
I'm awful
A man and a boy are walking through the woods late at night. It's pitch black, and very creepy. The boy turns to the man and says "I'm scared!"
The man says "You think you're scared? I have to walk back alone."
The man says "You think you're scared? I have to walk back alone."
So while my father was stationed several miles south of Atlanta in Fort Gillem, Georgia (and nearby Fort McPherson a few years latter), I worked at the Commissary at Gillem and went to school at Clayton State University. Both places where near a place called Morrow Georgia.
It is such a ridiculous name for a city. I thought there should be a place called "Daiye," and another place called "Lanta," so when someone calls up and asks "Where you at?" they can respond "At Lanta. I may go to Daiye, or I may go to Morrow."
It is such a ridiculous name for a city. I thought there should be a place called "Daiye," and another place called "Lanta," so when someone calls up and asks "Where you at?" they can respond "At Lanta. I may go to Daiye, or I may go to Morrow."
"How many hipsters does it take to change a light-bulb?"
"It's a pretty obscure number. I doubt you've heard of it."
"It's a pretty obscure number. I doubt you've heard of it."
An American and a Russian submarine meet and the captains exchange boasts.
"Ours can go submerged for months at a time!", brags the American.
"Our boats stay under water for more than a year!", counters the Russian.
Suddenly a third sub surfaces. The hatch opens and out comes a sailor, yelling "Sieg Heil! Habt ihr etwas Diesel für uns?"
"Ours can go submerged for months at a time!", brags the American.
"Our boats stay under water for more than a year!", counters the Russian.
Suddenly a third sub surfaces. The hatch opens and out comes a sailor, yelling "Sieg Heil! Habt ihr etwas Diesel für uns?"
I kinda thought his stupid jokes where a bit amusing, like laughing at a monkey, then I saw this. I just knew any atheist audience he had stopped smiling, and started sharpening their pitchforks. Its in bad taste, and I hope Dane Cook dies of something cure-able, like the common cold. Or falling out of the 2nd floor of a building on his face.gamerguy473 said:
