Tell us something about yourself

[PurpleRain]

Me well, I seem to be leet right now. Oooo! Looky at my post count! Me so 1337!! Take that god! Haha!

Anywho, I dedicated this thread for everyone to tell us something about themselves so that we, the Escapist, can become a big huggy family.

To start off, I can't watch porn. Being a film student and a lover of the movies, if ever I did see it, I would constantly be thinking to myself how much the lighting is shit, or that the camera angle is pathetic for this situation or how bad the acting is. It's really odd, but I can't help it. So I never watch it because of that.

How about that to break the ice!

 

[Easykill]

Well, if you're into that sort of thing, you could always watch hentai. Oh, and you are never allowed to post again. It would break the awesomeness. Unless, of course, they decide to give us the 1337 rank when we get there.

As for me, well, I'm really averse to doing work I don't get anything out of, and really enjoy watching porn. Ha.

 

[John Galt]

I heart capitalism.

 

[Melty Blood]

When I say something percievedly awesome, I mutter it again under my breath compulsively.

 

[Finnish(ed)]

I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane? I need to engage in homicidal behavior on a massive scale. It can not be corrected but I have no other way to fulfill my needs. My pain is constant and sharp and I do not hope for a better world for anyone, in fact I want my pain to be inflicted on others. I want no one to escape, but even after admitting this there is no catharsis, my punishment continues to elude me and I gain no deeper knowledge of myself; no new knowledge can be extracted from my telling. This confession has meant nothing.

Enough sharing? Now, where's my hug?

 

[Easykill]

Somewhere very far in that direction. It's up to you to figure out where "That direction" is, cause' I ain't tellin'.

 

[sicDaniel]

I have been working with disabled people/kids for nearyl three years. No, i don´t mean WoW
In fact, i never played that game.
I read a lot of books, mostly horror, Palahniuk, Ellis, stuff like that.
I started to write a story myself, but i did not finish it. 80 pages.
I am Germanese.

Well, that should be enough for now.

 

[stompy]

I heart capitalism.

Hey, isn't that a given, John Galt?

Well, uh, I like videogames. And boobies (of course, women aren't objects, and no means no). Shit, I've ruined my terrible, terrible humour.

So...
how i hugz plz?

 

[PurpleRain]

Oh, and you are never allowed to post again. It would break the awesomeness.

Ok, I've decided to break my 5min fame. That's probably the only time in life I would be leet (sadface).

Enough sharing? Now, where's my hug?

how i hugz plz?

Ok, hug pies all around.

 

[Easykill]

I seem to need more sleep than a lot of people: Which brings me to my next point, I'm going to bed.

 

[Corjha]

I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane? I need to engage in homicidal behavior on a massive scale. It can not be corrected but I have no other way to fulfill my needs. My pain is constant and sharp and I do not hope for a better world for anyone, in fact I want my pain to be inflicted on others. I want no one to escape, but even after admitting this there is no catharsis, my punishment continues to elude me and I gain no deeper knowledge of myself; no new knowledge can be extracted from my telling. This confession has meant nothing.

Enough sharing? Now, where's my hug?

do you have kidney stones?

Anyways, I'm a martial artist, I have discriminating taste as to my selection of porn, and I'm doing everything I can to get out of this prison they call "school".

I heart liberality.
I am a taoist.

I type disjointedly.

 

[Calobi]

I am confused as to why everyone is sharing porn habits.
Also, I feel left out as I don't have any.

 

[Yan-Yan]

Hi, my name is Ryan (or Yan-Yan, your pick).



And I've been an alcoholic fo... Oh, right, wrong support group.

I'm a relatively open bisexual and an active gamer (ha ha, gaymer). I was in the US Army for 3.5 years, where they decided to station me in Hawai'i as the Iraqi war was just getting into gear. After getting out I became the manager of a cell phone store where I worked 10 hours a day, 6 days a week. I'm still looking for the job that's perfect for me.

 

[qbert4ever]

I too, am in martial arts.
I love reading (and videogames of course!).
I love to snowboard.

Oh, and porn is awesome.

 

[propertyofcobra]

I used to have porn habits, over 18 months ago.
I no longer have porn habits.

My wife is snoring right now, in the same room. I really, really don't want to tell her. She normally doesn't snore. It's cute, but she'd misunderstand it.

I dropped out of school, and the only reason my grades sucked the last few years was cause I cut almost 60% of my classes. I'm doing fine regardless.

I dropped out of school and got married.

I dropped out of school, got married and fled the country to be with my love. I yet have to hear a single person complain. It's all "how brave you are" and "that is great!". Not once have I heard a person go "Why'd you not suck it up for a few more years, ya moron?".

I'm surprised by that. Very much so.

I giggle at people's porn collections. I mean, how much can you actually WATCH?!

I spent like five hours a day playing videogames.

 

[PurpleRain]

Hello, my name is Khell, and I'm a Pornoholic.

35.8GB to date, more gathering daily.

I'm trying to think of words to describe this feeling. I got it... Dude! Totally!

I am a taoist.

It's kinda obvious from your avatar.

I also seem to drool when I sleep. I work at Woolworths. I'm trying to move to the city and I enjoy writing even though I'm not to great at it.

 

[Saskwach]

Hello, my name is Khell, and I'm a Pornoholic.

This is no revelation. It was obvious as soon as we knew you read 4chan you dirty anon.

I don't much like talking about myself (with exceptions of course), not because of some insecurity but because I find learning about others more interesting; when I was first writing this post I ended up filling it with quotes and questions.
I like hugs very much. I single-handedly pioneered them in my group of friends and now they're hooked. Just as planned.

 

[Mstrswrd]

I'm an insomniac, and I am not a fan of multiplayer video games (though I've adapted to them). Seeing as everyone has been demanding hugs, you don't need to give me one unless you feel like it.

Oh, and I hate internet speak (LOL, ROFL, for example).

 

[mshcherbatskaya]

My name is Mshcherbatskaya and I used to write porn (and no I don't mean fanfiction). I've studied Indonesian martial arts and Indian natural medicine. I also was a competing slam poet for a couple years with a small amount of success. I'm very ticklish, so if you hug me, watch yourself, because I have been known to bite and throw elbows when tickled. Also, I just interviewed for two jobs, got one because I was a little manic and they "liked my energy", and lost the other because I "seemed a little strange." Both of these perceptions of me are quite common.