Tell us something about yourself

[Saskwach]

Hello, my name is Khell, and I'm a Pornoholic.

This is no revelation. It was obvious as soon as we knew you read 4chan you dirty anon.

Irony abound, I get little to no porn from 4Chan or the other Chansites.

True. The chans aren't really FOR getting porn but for people who LIKE getting it.

 

[Kogarian]

My name is Dan.

I love porn...a lot. It's an in-joke between me and my friends.

I like figuring people out...finding out why they do the (stupid) stuff that they do.

I played AoE and its descendants for most of my younger childhood. Because of it, I gained a lot of weight right before puberty (although I've slimmed down greatly).

I love personal freedom and tolerance. If I'm left alone, I'll generally leave you alone. I'm kind of friendly, but kind of shy at the same time.

I'm a liberal atheist, but I live in a conservative, Mennonite-dominated region. There's not much to do in my area, so I got into video-gaming and reading.

I'm constantly bored, frustrated by the failing school district I go to, and I procrastinate too much.

 

[Yan-Yan]

Hello, my name is Khell, and I'm a Pornoholic.

This is no revelation. It was obvious as soon as we knew you read 4chan you dirty anon.

Irony abound, I get little to no porn from 4Chan or the other Chansites.

True. The chans aren't really FOR getting porn but for people who LIKE getting it.

How did my name end up in your little quote pyramid?

 

[Larenxis]

My highest stat is charisma followed by intelligence and... oh wait.
Er, I love movies, a lot. To be more personal, I have a lot of friends and suitors but I'm pretty lonely. To be less personal, I hate mushrooms.

Oh, and I've never watched porn, since that seems like the hot topic.

 

[PurpleRain]

My highest stat is charisma followed by intelligence and... oh wait.
Er, I love movies, a lot. To be more personal, I have a lot of friends and suitors but I'm pretty lonely. To be less personal, I hate mushrooms.

Where have you been my whole life... I'm sorry, don't beat me like a small dog in a plastic bag.

Anyway, Porn seems to be the big thing here. Would everyone like to sit around and share their porn experiences? Khell, you go first. I'm sure you have many colourful stories.

 

[Minic]

I'm going to Italy next Thursday as part of my high school's study tour program. I'll be gone for two weeks. I'd call myself half-capable with the language.

 

[ghost568]

I like boobies

 

[ghost568]

i like boobies

 

[Knight Templar]

I am 15 and play chess, read books, am brotherd to gansaslite, and love to argue.

Also I have mild Asperger syndrome and as such have trouble geting thought onto paper.


Name= Ruben

 

[Singing Gremlin]

Alright chaps, my turn then? Aha, tally ho!

I'm Jim, for those who actually care, but I prefer Gremlin because it appeals to my pretentious sense of the dramatic. I'm something of a loner - large crowds drive me nuts, and I can't spend more than a few hours even with a small group of friends. As such, I'm not great at parties. I like writing, have been told I have a very strong writing style (too strong, according to me English teacher). I like cycling and shootin' stuffs.

I like to think I can be reasonably charismatic when I try to be (in my mind), but generally I'm incredibly blunt and rude, mainly for my own personal amusement.

 

[Rolling Thunder]

I am Alex. I am two metres tall, and like playing Rugby, videogames and beating the crap out of pretensious whiners who think that because they're studied martial arts they can somehow beat me.
(Disclaimer: I'm not trying to be aggravating, but I just got my nose busted by some bantamweight psycho who walked up to me and did some fuckwitted kick on me, and now I've got Saturday night detention because I went one better and broke his collarbone. This happens all the time. You go through life trying to get on with people, and then someone kicks you because he wants revenge on you for being taller and smarter than you, and because some dickhole Australian told him that this martial art would enable him to take down ANYONE he decides to take out his shitty life on me.)

So my greatest stats are intelligence and strength, followed by endurance and then.... Bah.

 

[AnGeL.SLayer]

I guess I'm an artist..I like to draw, paint and sketch on anything and everything. Though I don't have the stereotypical personality that most artists do. although I love art I'm going to school to be a nurse..fun fun. REAL blood. hehe. If I'm not sketching I've got my nose stuck in one book or another. I have a place in my heart for science, mostly chemistry and physics. I'm a hopeless romantic and I tend to bring that aspect of myself out in everything that I do. I'd rather sit in the background and watch the world and the people in it than be center stage. I'm easily amused and I'd not have it any other way. I'm very gullible..I just never expect to be lied to. lol you'd think I'd learn but I never do. I'm a cat person forever and always. I belong to the night; the moon, stars and night sky is where I always want to be. Whatever happens happens and thats how I live my life. Oh I'm on the clumsy side...it comes with the height.


Oh and just for the record I think porn is over rated. It's all so horribly acted and directed that it's really just a waste of time. I mean seriously, come on now. Why tease yourself with something you clearly can't get? lol It's like a overweight man looking through a dessert cook book. What's with guys watching porn together too? I never got that. Your supposed to watch porn with your wife/girlfriend to try and spice things up. Not sit around with a bunch of other guys. lol I just wont ever understand. Though I have been saying 'Bow Chica Bow Wow' for as long as I can remember. lol It just rolls so smoothly off the tongue that it can't be avoided. hehe


^_^

 

[Scypemonk]

Well, im a Dane, diagnosed Aspergers, living in Copenhagen.

Im studying at College 3. year, and planning to continue on DTUC (Danish Technnical University Copenhagen). Im hoping to get a job in the games industry, or just software in general.

Im an active amateur programmer, making small games, in XML and java. Im also interested in the whole modding and indie game scene. Im also a hopeless, Duke Nukem fanboy.

Im also into LARP, in a rather unconventional group called Team Babarian. Bassicly we get drunk, go to a campaign or scenario, kidnap some girls, annoy the different factions, stealing their food, and ultimately die in a gigantic epic showdown. People seem to like this alot, and we always get a lot of praise whereever we do it, even though we tend to dropkick, give balls to unsuspecting people, and teabaging their corpses.

Im a level 18 wizard, with a int. of 23, to bad magic is useless in this dimension

Oh yes, and porn is pretty much uninteresting to me, as long i happen to not live in a 100% male society.

 

[Saskwach]

Hello, my name is Khell, and I'm a Pornoholic.

This is no revelation. It was obvious as soon as we knew you read 4chan you dirty anon.

Irony abound, I get little to no porn from 4Chan or the other Chansites.

True. The chans aren't really FOR getting porn but for people who LIKE getting it.

How did my name end up in your little quote pyramid?

To tell you the truth I have no clue. And Khell's been quoted as saying what I said. That quote pyramid has gotten horribly messed up.

Here come my best porn stories. My first porn experience was tubgirl (I can't unsee it) and my second was when I failed to find porn on the internet. I typed all kinds of keywords into google (I swear it was for the giggles!) and nothing naughty came up at all. Eventually I dropped the subtle approach and typed in "porn". When nothing came up I finally realised google had safesearch on.

 

[zen5887]

Hmm lets see..

I play bass, have for about 2 years. Im going to a music collage when it starts up.

I am really bad at talking to my girlfreinds parents.. Her dad scares the hell out of me.

Umm.. I am intrested in the Tao and the Taoist way of thinking..

Im a black belt in Taekwon do.. Been doing it for about 5 years

I dont hate WoW.. I played it and it was fun but in my last year of highschool I didnt have the time.. Ohh and I dont really really bad at hightschool

I like all kinds of music

Im really bad at speaking and writing.. I think clever things but have trouble explaining it

People annoy me somtimes!

 

[excessum ado]

I have been working with disabled people/kids for nearyl three years. No, i don´t mean WoW
In fact, i never played that game.
I read a lot of books, mostly horror, Palahniuk, Ellis, stuff like that.
I started to write a story myself, but i did not finish it. 80 pages.
I am Germanese.

Well, that should be enough for now.

Palahniuk doesnt write horror. Invisible mosters, Choke, fight club none of these were horrors and none of his other are either. Have you even read one of his books?

 

[runtheplacered]

When I say something percievedly awesome, I mutter it again under my breath compulsively.

ha ha

same.