I suppose I should also add that I'm super sarcastic, have something of a dark and dry sense of humor, and I have a problem with saying things before I think. The last problem generally results in me telling people the blunt truth of the situation, which is sometimes a good thing, but sometimes you should soften the blow a bit.
I've punched through two sheets of drywall on a bet, and I'm fairly certain that I broke part of my hand in the process, but it was worth it because I proved the guy wrong. I've jumped off of my roof once to see if I could, and only managed to slighlty pull a muscle. I collect bladed weapons, and currently have a gladius, katana, wakazashi, tanto, 1862 Civil War calvary sabre, Roman dagger, and about half a dozen pocket knives.
My dad used to be a classicly trained chef, and I learned to cook from him. My mom is from a big southern family, and I also learned to cook from her.
I've been stabbed because I was caught making out with another guy's gf, and in my defense, she told me she was single. It wasn't too bad, I saw him and managed to move enough for him to miss my head and get my shoulder. XD
I once blocked a kick to my face with my hand, which resulted in my teeth going into the back of my hand and I now have a scar from when my two front top teeth went into it. I also have a scar across the tips of all of the fingers of my right hand because when I was in third grade, I was playing tug of war with a jumprope and someone had tied a soda can tab on my end and when I let go, it sliced all of my fingers.
If anyone has specific questions, the worst thing I can do is say I won't answer them. If you're afraid to ask me here, you can always PM me. XD