Aw, I'm sorry. Here's a make-up present:Daystar Clarion said:Lionsfan said:Naw....you're not a god yet. Maybe a Demi-God, but not a god.
Get to 30,000 posts and then we'll talk about GodhoodCan't you just let me have this?TopazFusion said:*looks at your join date*
Took you long enough.
I'm over halfway there already =P
Why do you have to ruin this for me?
I thought we were friends.
Daystar Clarion said:I think my hands have held console controllers so long that they are completely ruined for any other activity. I remember wanting to learn how to play guitar, but nooooooooooo, my stupid hands were confused as hell.
Hands: "What?! No buttons! strings? what the hell is this!
Posters still make these kind of threads? How frightfully quaint.Daystar Clarion said:So I'm finally here.
The 10k post mark.
You people said I couldn't do it.
"Daystar, you splendiferous hunk of man, nobody has ever made it to ten thousand posts and lived!"
I arrived here as a boy, and now stand here before you, as a man, nay, as a god! (just roll with it, I'll stop being lame soon, I promise).
I know what you're thinking. You're thinking you've seen several escapists with more than 10k posts.
Well they cheated with usergroups or something, so there. I've maybe posted in a usergroup a handful of times, so that makes me more special.
True story.
Okay, time for the serious part.
The escapist is the best internet community I've ever been a part of.
I'm not going to gush about how awesome this place is, that's not really my style, but I will say this.
I thank you, the escapist team, for creating a place of respite, a place I can rest my weary head in the thunderous ocean that is the internet, I thank you for creating a place of discussion free from most of the things I despise about other internet forums.
I thank you, the contributors to the site. Yahtzee, Jim, Gavin, Bob, Cory, Grey, LeeLee and the No Right Answer team. For giving me hours of thought provoking, hilarious and amazing content.
And I thank you, escapist community, for which none of the above would be possible without.
The guys above make this site a great place to visit.
But you guys make this a great place to stay.
It's been a pleasure.
I'm funny like that.Iron Criterion said:Posters still make these kind of threads? How frightfully quaint.Daystar Clarion said:So I'm finally here.
The 10k post mark.
You people said I couldn't do it.
"Daystar, you splendiferous hunk of man, nobody has ever made it to ten thousand posts and lived!"
I arrived here as a boy, and now stand here before you, as a man, nay, as a god! (just roll with it, I'll stop being lame soon, I promise).
I know what you're thinking. You're thinking you've seen several escapists with more than 10k posts.
Well they cheated with usergroups or something, so there. I've maybe posted in a usergroup a handful of times, so that makes me more special.
True story.
Okay, time for the serious part.
The escapist is the best internet community I've ever been a part of.
I'm not going to gush about how awesome this place is, that's not really my style, but I will say this.
I thank you, the escapist team, for creating a place of respite, a place I can rest my weary head in the thunderous ocean that is the internet, I thank you for creating a place of discussion free from most of the things I despise about other internet forums.
I thank you, the contributors to the site. Yahtzee, Jim, Gavin, Bob, Cory, Grey, LeeLee and the No Right Answer team. For giving me hours of thought provoking, hilarious and amazing content.
And I thank you, escapist community, for which none of the above would be possible without.
The guys above make this site a great place to visit.
But you guys make this a great place to stay.
It's been a pleasure.
Erm congratulations I guess?
Although you must admit. You are quite frightening.Daystar Clarion said:I'm funny like that.Iron Criterion said:Posters still make these kind of threads? How frightfully quaint.Daystar Clarion said:So I'm finally here.
The 10k post mark.
You people said I couldn't do it.
"Daystar, you splendiferous hunk of man, nobody has ever made it to ten thousand posts and lived!"
I arrived here as a boy, and now stand here before you, as a man, nay, as a god! (just roll with it, I'll stop being lame soon, I promise).
I know what you're thinking. You're thinking you've seen several escapists with more than 10k posts.
Well they cheated with usergroups or something, so there. I've maybe posted in a usergroup a handful of times, so that makes me more special.
True story.
Okay, time for the serious part.
The escapist is the best internet community I've ever been a part of.
I'm not going to gush about how awesome this place is, that's not really my style, but I will say this.
I thank you, the escapist team, for creating a place of respite, a place I can rest my weary head in the thunderous ocean that is the internet, I thank you for creating a place of discussion free from most of the things I despise about other internet forums.
I thank you, the contributors to the site. Yahtzee, Jim, Gavin, Bob, Cory, Grey, LeeLee and the No Right Answer team. For giving me hours of thought provoking, hilarious and amazing content.
And I thank you, escapist community, for which none of the above would be possible without.
The guys above make this site a great place to visit.
But you guys make this a great place to stay.
It's been a pleasure.
Erm congratulations I guess?
Keeping the old ways alive.
And stuff.
I can do nothing but agree with this accurate assessment of my sexiness.Fappy said:Although you must admit. You are quite frightening.Daystar Clarion said:I'm funny like that.Iron Criterion said:Posters still make these kind of threads? How frightfully quaint.Daystar Clarion said:So I'm finally here.
The 10k post mark.
You people said I couldn't do it.
"Daystar, you splendiferous hunk of man, nobody has ever made it to ten thousand posts and lived!"
I arrived here as a boy, and now stand here before you, as a man, nay, as a god! (just roll with it, I'll stop being lame soon, I promise).
I know what you're thinking. You're thinking you've seen several escapists with more than 10k posts.
Well they cheated with usergroups or something, so there. I've maybe posted in a usergroup a handful of times, so that makes me more special.
True story.
Okay, time for the serious part.
The escapist is the best internet community I've ever been a part of.
I'm not going to gush about how awesome this place is, that's not really my style, but I will say this.
I thank you, the escapist team, for creating a place of respite, a place I can rest my weary head in the thunderous ocean that is the internet, I thank you for creating a place of discussion free from most of the things I despise about other internet forums.
I thank you, the contributors to the site. Yahtzee, Jim, Gavin, Bob, Cory, Grey, LeeLee and the No Right Answer team. For giving me hours of thought provoking, hilarious and amazing content.
And I thank you, escapist community, for which none of the above would be possible without.
The guys above make this site a great place to visit.
But you guys make this a great place to stay.
It's been a pleasure.
Erm congratulations I guess?
Keeping the old ways alive.
And stuff.
...
Frighteningly sexy.
Smartarse.him over there said:snip
I...JoshTheREfan said:'slow claps' Well done sir. This is good but not good enough. I believe you were meant for greater things Daystar, you were meant to scale olympus not just everest. You are meant to rise above everyone and reach the alpha and omega. Will you strive for 1 million post and reach nirvanna or stay content at this mortal milestone. It's now or never. It's your choice. It's time to decide...
Nice to see I was always so amazingly hilarious.Lionsfan said:Snip
congrats...Daystar Clarion said:Snip.
Surely someone as prolific, heroic and manly as you is confident enough to handle such smartassery? Now who wants lunch? I made it for you daystar...Daystar Clarion said:snap
You will soon reach the pantheon of greatness, and you will be welcomed with open arms by the 10kBros.Vault101 said:congrats...Daystar Clarion said:Snip.
im almost there myself
EDIT: yes ITS OVER 9000!!!!!
Daystar Clarion said:Nice to see I was always so amazingly hilarious.Lionsfan said:Snip
I await that day with much anticipation....when I acend from this mortal form and rise up to truw enlightenmentDaystar Clarion said:You will soon reach the pantheon of greatness, and you will be welcomed with open arms by the 10kBros.Vault101 said:congrats...Daystar Clarion said:Snip.
im almost there myself
EDIT: yes ITS OVER 9000!!!!!
TheLionsfan said:Daystar Clarion said:Nice to see I was always so amazingly hilarious.Lionsfan said:Snip
So do tell, what's next? Figuring out the secret to space travel? Fighting off our Secret Alien Overlords? The world wants to know...
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Daystar Clarion said:Hopefully this team doesn't complain and tell you all of their problems, unlike some other teams I could mention......by which I mean Call of Duty. Man those guys complained about their toe fungus a lotLionsfan said:Daystar Clarion said:Nice to see I was always so amazingly hilarious.Lionsfan said:Snip
So do tell, what's next? Figuring out the secret to space travel? Fighting off our Secret Alien Overlords? The world wants to know...
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TheReapersWeeaboo Bears are coming.
I need to assemble a team I can trust and head through theOmega 4 RelayOtaku Vortex and hit them where they live.