Tentacle Grape soda. Seriously.

[Xpwn3ntial]

I'd buy it.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

I don't see someone finding this in your fridge going over so well.

My thoughts exactly.

All I can think of is someone opening the fridge door and a ton of purple tentacles coming out and pulling them in.

 

[Lazzi]

"your goona get graped"... oh thats witty <3

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Japan get's all the good Soda...

Coke's an American brand, the best soda on Earth, if that makes you feel better.

 

[Altorin]

there's only room in my world for one "novelty" soda.

and that's Mana Potions.

 

[dalek sec]

Glad I'm not the only one whose first thought was Cthulhu instead of hentai.

Well mine was first great Cthulhu and then hentai.

 

[Lyiat]

Oh My God, I have mixed feelings about this. Whenever I hear the word Tentacles, "Hentai" sticks out in my mind. But grapes are most delicious

But what the fuck is a "Hentai Soda"?

I think you summed it up yourself. "... what the fuck is a "Hentai Soda"?"

Anyway, showed this to the girlfriend and she said she wanted some. >>; Either I am the luckiest or the unluckiest man in the world.

 

[zoozilla]

What would a "tentacle grape" look like, exactly?

 

[PrincessCupcake]

I...I don't know WHAT to say to this. But it's funny as hell.

 

[Syntax Error]

I'm already ordering some

Kindly confirm if it does taste like Virgin Schoolgirls (unlikely) or grape (likely).

um, what do i do if it tastes like both?

Seeing as we all know how grapes taste like, do us a favor and describe how a Virgin Schoolgirl tastes like. I wonder how long we can stretch this joke?

 

[TerraMGP]

Japan get's all the good Soda...

Coke's an American brand, the best soda on Earth, if that makes you feel better.

Correction. VANILLA coke is the best ever.

I think you summed it up yourself. "... what the fuck is a "Hentai Soda"?"

Anyway, showed this to the girlfriend and she said she wanted some. >>; Either I am the luckiest or the unluckiest man in the world.

Well that all depends if she means the soda, the schoolgirl or the tentacles. Now ANY of those can be good provided you have the ability to spontaneously transform into a tentacle demon. The schoolgirl could go either way for you depending on if she possesses the aforementioned transformation.

Then again Love conquers all and all that.

 

[xXyZaThEx]

I thought it involved some monster, but w/e.

Hentai Soda??? Seriously, HENTAI SODA?

 

[Mstrswrd]

Well, first of all, I apologize for reviving an old thread, especially because it's my old thread, but, I figured this deserved it.

First of all, they have an actual voice actor (Yuri Lowenthal: Has down voices for Gurren Lagann and Naruto) pimping the site. Check the home page to see the quote.

Continuing on, if you go back to the site, they now have "Tentacle Grape Recipes." Yeah... um... just go to the site (again).
http://www.tentaclegrape.com/recipes.php

... They even have a recipe called "Japanese Schoolgirl," that, surprisingly enough, does not include an actual Japanese schoolgirl. The site is still, believe it or not, clean and safe... especially now that they are selling "Tentacle Grape" condoms, and not just offering them as a promotional thing.

Ugh.

I can't even imagine someone using those, but if you don't, and you save them, then you've become a condom collector, and that's, excuse my language, really fucking weird.

 

[Anarchemitis]

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[ScarOfElement]

"you're in, for a good time"

 

[Argentavis]

I want a box of those.

 

[SharPhoe]

This is both funny and disturbing at the same time.

True, but what is it more of, the former or the latter?

 

[IxionIndustries]

After looking at that quote at the bottom... That just makes my stomach turn over.

 

[Argentavis]

Hentai Soda??? Seriously, HENTAI SODA?

Oh, you will not like where does it come from (you mileage may vary)