Terrible Movies you Saw this year

[ThePizzaGuy556]

You know them..the terrible movies you've seen this year, whether they be in the theater or on DVD

For me i saw The Spirit on DVD and it sucked so baddd. Also the random chick flicks i saw that were full of predictable cliches, those were awful and my friends wanted to go to see more...

 

[Mrsoupcup]

Dragon ball evolution. WORST MOVIE EVER MADE.

 

[pipboy2010]

Hmm, I've not seen as many movies as I'd have liked this year, but:

Cinema: Transformers 2 - I love the first one, this was just plain bad
DVD: Wanted - Overrated nonsense with the barest sense of plot and really unlikable characters

 

[Armored Prayer]

I cant recall any that I seen.

Transformers 2 was bad but not terrible.

 

[ThePizzaGuy556]

Dragon ball evolution. WORST MOVIE EVER MADE.

Heard that movie was utter crap..sorry you had to see that =(

 

[Legion]

I saw "There will be blood" on TV and could not believe how awful it was.

I was sitting there 2 hours and 25 minutes into it (5 mins before the end) wondering when the plot was going to start. The sick thing is that it won Oscars.

Wanted - Overrated nonsense with the barest sense of plot and really unlikable characters

This too. It was a little like Jumper in that it had an interesting idea but screwed it up with a crappy plot and characters.

 

[Antlers]

It wasn't made this year I don't think, but my friend made me sit through The Women the other night.

I'll save you the hassle. 4 middleaged women are friends. Stereotype A: Worrying mother, Stereotype B: Flaky wife who's husband is having an affair, Stereotype C: Editor of fashion magazine, Stereotype D: (And I'm not joking) Black lesbian.

They encounter no real problems, reach no real conclusion, one has another baby and the black lesbian says 'mmm hmmm' a lot.

Also, for what I gather is some kind of vendetta reason, no men feature in the movie. Not even in the background.

 

[MikeOfThunder]

The spirit is THAT BAD!!!

 

[Erana]

The Last Sentinel.
The best part about it are Starbuck sideboob, and I'm not a lesbian.

Oh, did I mention? They use bicycle helmets as military helms.
You know, the helmets with holes in the top.
Really, it seems like a good MST3k type of movie, though a bit too new.

It wasn't made this year I don't think, but my friend made me sit through The Women the other night.

I'll save you the hassle. 4 middleaged women are friends. Stereotype A: Worrying mother, Stereotype B: Flaky wife who's husband is having an affair, Stereotype C: Editor of fashion magazine, Stereotype D: (And I'm not joking) Black lesbian.

They encounter no real problems, reach no real conclusion, one has another baby and the black lesbian says 'mmm hmmm' a lot.

Also, for what I gather is some kind of vendetta reason, no men feature in the movie. Not even in the background.

Yep. Mediocre Sex in the City wannabe.

 

[pipboy2010]

Wanted - Overrated nonsense with the barest sense of plot and really unlikable characters

This too. It was a little like Jumper in that it had an interesting idea but screwed it up with a crappy plot and characters.

For god's sake don't talk about Jumper... it's one of the single worst movies I've ever seen. No plot, no character, no energy, no point. Jamie Bell was the only decent think about it, and that's really pushing it. It just helped to prove the point that if you replaced Hayden Christensen with a nice antique chair, no-one would notice. At least the chair might have some personality.

 

[ThePizzaGuy556]

The spirit is THAT BAD!!!

The Spirit was probably the worst movie i've ever seen. Its the one movie i could not stand to watch and instead i went to bed and had my friend tell me th ending

 

[Abedeus]

Dragon ball evolution. WORST MOVIE EVER MADE.

Pretty much it. Tropic Thunder was nice, Madagascar 2 was moreso, so was Ice Age 3.

 

[Antlers]

Yep. Mediocre Sex in the City wannabe.

The fashion editor even looked like a less attractive Samantha.

I don't even like SATC! Let alone something the same but much worse.

 

[Legion]

Wanted - Overrated nonsense with the barest sense of plot and really unlikable characters

This too. It was a little like Jumper in that it had an interesting idea but screwed it up with a crappy plot and characters.

For god's sake don't talk about Jumper... it's one of the single worst movies I've ever seen. No plot, no character, no energy, no point. Jamie Bell was the only decent think about it, and that's really pushing it. It just helped to prove the point that if you replaced Hayden Christensen with a nice antique chair, no-one would notice. At least the chair might have some personality.

Somebody should totally write a review saying that. Imagine the look on Hayden Christensens' face if he read "If you replaced Hayden Christensen with a nice antique chair, no-one would notice. At least the chair might have some personality." in a review... It would be priceless.

 

[ThePizzaGuy556]

Wanted - Overrated nonsense with the barest sense of plot and really unlikable characters

This too. It was a little like Jumper in that it had an interesting idea but screwed it up with a crappy plot and characters.

For god's sake don't talk about Jumper... it's one of the single worst movies I've ever seen. No plot, no character, no energy, no point. Jamie Bell was the only decent think about it, and that's really pushing it. It just helped to prove the point that if you replaced Hayden Christensen with a nice antique chair, no-one would notice. At least the chair might have some personality.

Lol i remember Jumper..wasnt thattt bad but still was awful

 

[Antlers]

Did anyone see Orphan? I couldn't decide if I hugely disliked it or not...

 

[pipboy2010]

Wanted - Overrated nonsense with the barest sense of plot and really unlikable characters

This too. It was a little like Jumper in that it had an interesting idea but screwed it up with a crappy plot and characters.

For god's sake don't talk about Jumper... it's one of the single worst movies I've ever seen. No plot, no character, no energy, no point. Jamie Bell was the only decent think about it, and that's really pushing it. It just helped to prove the point that if you replaced Hayden Christensen with a nice antique chair, no-one would notice. At least the chair might have some personality.

Somebody should totally write a review saying that. Imagine the look on Hayden Christensens' face if he read "If you replaced Hayden Christensen with a nice antique chair, no-one would notice. At least the chair might have some personality." in a review... It would be priceless.

How could you even tell if he was pissed off? Seriously - happy face, sad face, angry face, ALL THE SAME! The insipid grin, the dead, glassy eyes. He's like a fricking Mannequin. God I hate him.

 

[captainwolfos]

Did anyone see Orphan? I couldn't decide if I hugely disliked it or not...

I've seen Orphan. And I thought it was too slow and far too predictable.