Terrible Movies you Saw this year
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The Spirit, Wanted, and Knowing. All in the same weekend, i almost gave up on movies after that crapfest
not sure if it was this year, but in dvd 'the day the earth stood still' can't remember how it ended.
Have you ever seen Clerks II? There's a great line in there: "Mannequin Skywalker" or something to that effect...pipboy2009 said:
But the question is, is it funny bad or one-last-push-for-suicide bad? I've heard the latter...Patrick_and_the_ricks said:
And I'd have to say Hitman. I watched it earlier this year for the first time and had to shut it off because the guy playing 47 looked like he was just doing some cosplay. Badly.
Nope, never saw it but am strangely pround that I came to the same conclusion as Kevin Smith.RebelRising said:
The Spirit made me lose all faith in film and The Watchmen gave it right back (No Watchmen fanboys please, I don't care if you thought Ozymandius looked cooler in the comic book.) I'd rather eat hot gravel than see another chick flick.ThePizzaGuy556 said:
forgot about Watchmen. watched it on dvd, stopped watching after a hour as it didn't hold my interest.CkretAznMan said:
How about a terrible movie I didn't watch this year:
While shredding mail I decided to put on Max Payne (which my friends said was horrible) but my TV would only show a black screen. Every other channel worked; I guess my TV has taste.
One that I did see (at a friends house) that was terrible was Metropolitan. A real pretentious piece of crap about the most unlikeable obnoxious trust fund preppies ever. The only character who you didn't end up hating you just felt sorry for. The acting was really bad too, like extras from Clerks bad; at least that movie had an great script and now that I think about it was about the same generation of people just on complete opposite sides of the social strata. The acting was so bad that (even though none of the characters were openly gay) you could tell that most of the actors were homosexual.
While shredding mail I decided to put on Max Payne (which my friends said was horrible) but my TV would only show a black screen. Every other channel worked; I guess my TV has taste.
One that I did see (at a friends house) that was terrible was Metropolitan. A real pretentious piece of crap about the most unlikeable obnoxious trust fund preppies ever. The only character who you didn't end up hating you just felt sorry for. The acting was really bad too, like extras from Clerks bad; at least that movie had an great script and now that I think about it was about the same generation of people just on complete opposite sides of the social strata. The acting was so bad that (even though none of the characters were openly gay) you could tell that most of the actors were homosexual.
Halloween (Rob Zombie remake) I know it came out a couple of years ago now but i only got round to watching it this year, it was awful. Seriously, if you're a kid in a mental institution who's been not eating properly and probably has no access to a gym or anything of the sort then how the hell did he grow up to be a massive 7/8 foot hunk of muscle who can take a butchers knife in the neck and several bullet wounds (one in the head) and STILL survive to star in a sequal.
Transformers 2.
Michael Bay probably filmed separate explosions and then asked a crackhead 12year old to write a plot that ties these explosions together. Also, the camera was probably operated by a pubescent boy, because it was constantly focusing on Megan Fox's chest.
I couldn't tell who is fighting who, and actually I didn't care.
I want to track down Bay and beat him with an hammer. In slow motion.
Michael Bay probably filmed separate explosions and then asked a crackhead 12year old to write a plot that ties these explosions together. Also, the camera was probably operated by a pubescent boy, because it was constantly focusing on Megan Fox's chest.
I couldn't tell who is fighting who, and actually I didn't care.
I want to track down Bay and beat him with an hammer. In slow motion.
Push was released this year right? 'Cause that was the public mutilation of a nifty concept.
Art direction was sound, casting was okay, plot was workable, but the pacing was god awful and it just didn't click as an action film.
I'm sure there's something worse but I can't think of it now.
Art direction was sound, casting was okay, plot was workable, but the pacing was god awful and it just didn't click as an action film.
I'm sure there's something worse but I can't think of it now.
