Testicles - Let's talk about 'em

[Luke5515]

Once whilst playing gym hockey(different rules such as no pads, goalie grabs puck and then throws it, etc.) I was goalie and a shot came my way. It was away from the net and rolling so I went to go pick it up, when it hit my foot, rolled right up my pant leg, and wham right into my nuts.
Also I hit my friend once so hard that he was doubled over for 5 minutes.
And one more also, when I was a little kid my sister hit me there so hard I actually pissed blood.

 

[oreopizza47]

It's a sad day when you recount your memories of this, and realize that it doesn't hurt as much as it used to. I'm so not having kids. And I'm sure if I looked, I'd see footprints there. O'course, the upside to not being as affected is that I can get up and return the favor faster.

 

[joshuaayt]

Yeah, you know that moronic phase the majority of highschool boys go through? When, overcome with personal insecurities, they feel it their preogative to make themselves the cause of debilitating physical wounding?

Let's not talk about that time. I'll just say yes.

 

[Iandiaeufaieubfeuihfi]

LOL,running,tripped,chair,nuts,boom,pain.

 

[Kenko]

My bike broke when I was going high speed ending up with me smashing my nuts against it. Almost passed out.

Well...once during a party a friend of mine walked up infront of me and shaped his hand like a beak and then made a funny face right before striking my in Solar Plexus, making me bend over gasping for air as I at the same time kicked my leg straight up his groin having him double over from the pain

 

[mageroel]

Yes, I've fallen off my bicycle once, smacked my nuts together on the bar & the steering wheel.. that wasn't very nice of my bicycle. It hurt like hell and I fell on the ground from the pain, it hurt SO MUCH... Luckily haven't had any experiences like that after this.

 

[Slash12]

Yes I have, it was a brutal game of 4 square that left me hunched over in the corner...

 

[CarpathianMuffin]

I accidentally kicked a friend of mine in his glory bits while doing fake Kung Fu, if that counts. He was not pleased and I felt really bad.

Then there was a time in gym where we were playing soccer, and the ball slammed into my crotch, whistling as it went. After thirty seconds or so, I continued playing, much to everyone's, and my own, surprise.

So there's my stories there.

 

[Giest4life]

If so, then tell us about it - share your pain brother. It's something you don't just forget.

As for me? I did so today, actually, which prompted me to make this thread: I received a football soccerball with full speed straight to the groin today. I couldn't walk for 5 minutes, just laying on the ground moaning in pain. It's not the first time I've been hurt 'down there' but I won't bother you with any more details.

The EXACT same thing happened to me yesterday, and the memory is still very, very fresh in my heart, and my groin...area.

EDIT: If someone hasn't ninja'd me already, I present you with this:

 

[Boneasse]

op

Nice avatar.

On topic, yeah my balls are pretty screwed up. One is like 5 sizes larger than the other. (Yeah, the hospital has these little grape-shaped beads to measure the size. I am not fucking joking.) So I will probably need surgery, and I might be sterile. But yeah, thats more intense than getting hit with a ball or something.

Likewise! Sorry to hear that you might go sterile, that's not cool

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

Playing (American) football with friends. Bad center (someone who tosses the ball). I was QB (guy who recieves ball). Pain and sadness.

 

[Deleted]

My reflexes are too good for me to allow a a foot to reach my sacred stones. When my friends found this out they decided to test my patience, it wasn't pleasant.

 

[stinkyrobot]

Head butted in the balls

 

[Death God]

This guy and I were playing "Uncle" and we were really getting violent in our attempt to win so I came up behind him a kicked his butt so hard that he fell over, and well.... he was mad so he grabbed me and well... Skip to 1:11 minutes into the video below... it was more or less like this. People were watching and all saying about the same things, so yeah.

Spoiler: NSFW (trust me)

 

[ddon]

I got hit with a soccer ball in the balls. I was lucky enough to have them laying a bit in the back so it didn't hurt to much. At least until twenty seconds later.

 

[IronDefender410]

When I was 14, my brother threw a tennis ball and it hit me 'down there'. After that, he started laughing, threw the ball at my face while I was on the ground, and proceded to tell all his friends of the acomplishment. I broke his nose.

 

[luke10123]

3 times in one morning back when i was in school

worst.day.ever.

 

[Breaker deGodot]

If it's ever happened to me, I don't remember it. Definately a good thing.

 

[mythgraven]

Bait thread has gotten lots, and lots of bites.


Whiskey Echo!!
mythgraven

 

[Megacherv]

Okay, due to popular demand I'll explain how I've punched myself in the balls. ><

It was during a shift at the videostore I work at. The store had been empty for almost 2 hours and a coworker and I were bored stiff. Figuring there was no one in the store to offend, we slapped on some Protest the Hero and jumped around like idiots head-banging and flailing around. After about 4 minutes of this, a client came in the store. I panicked and kinda jerked my body and I dunno how, but my fist smacked my crotch. I literally fell onto my side and rolled around yelping. Twas a sad day.

You think that's bad? I've done these three things:-

1) Bent over to pick something up whilst wearing jeans -> sacktapped myself
2) About half an hour later, I jumped up into the air -> sacktapped myself
3) On a seperate occasion, dropped a 360 controller onto my lap, from a really small height. Ached like hell