tf2 science

[Knight Templar]

EDIT:

Q: Would a Pyro chop what a wood chop chops if the pyro could chop wood

A: No, his axe only makes bullet shaped holes.

A:sticky Bomb launch

Q:Why Did The Pyro Cross The Road

A: To do a spy check.

Q: The engineer once worked for Aperture Science (he has portals), how did he escape before being gassed by deadly toxins?

 

[Hatchling]

A

A: To do a spy check.

Q: The engineer once worked for Aperture Science (he has portals), how did he escape before being gassed by deadly toxins?

A: He made a deal with GLADOS and made all her turrets

Q: Who is the announcer

 

[Theo Samaritan]

Q: The engineer once worked for Aperture Science (he has portals), how did he escape before being gassed by deadly toxins?

He shagged GLADOS. Bloody technomaniacs.

EDIT: skip this one guys, I couldnt help myself ^^

 

[chromewarriorXIII]

A:sticky Bomb launch

Q:Why Did The Pyro Cross The Road

A: To get to the other side.

EDIT:

Q: Why does everyone fall for the spy's disguises, if they're just paper masks?

A: because they are blind.

Q: Would a Pyro chop what a wood chop chops if the pyro could chop wood

A: What? 7? Yes? 32?
Q: How does the Soldier/Demoman not blow his legs off when rocket jumping/sticky bomb launching?

 

[Calobi]

A: They're legs are made of a substance immune to bombs.

Q: Why are there maps with trains that run through them? Who drives through a war zone?

 

[Theo Samaritan]

Q: How does the Soldier/Demoman not blow his legs off when rocket jumping/sticky bomb launching?

A: Wearing a kilt has given him armoured buttocks.

EDIT:

Q: Why are there maps with trains that run through them? Who drives through a war zone?

A: AMERICANS!

Q: How did the scout get out of the Heavy's armlock?

 

[Volothos]

A: He hit the heavy in the balls with his bat....?

Q: Why is it that when you look up with the Force of nature, jump, and fire in mid-air that you go even further up and not down with ass pain?

 

[Pimppeter2]

A: jesus/godzilla

Q: What are the main classes

 

[NotAPie]

A: I forget

Q: Is Heavy just a really buff Niko Belic?

 

[DarkxReaper56]

The cross class that was never a real idea...it combined a scouts speed/jump with a heavy's health with a spy's cloak/disguise and had every weapon available to it

Q: Why are there not Ninja and pirate classes?

 

[Hatchling]

Q: Why are there not Ninja and pirate classes?

A There is by they use the spys paper masks to hide themselves as medics.

Q What's hiding under they spys mask

 

[HerbertTheHamster]

A: Marylin manson

Q: Why does the engineer have goggles?

 

[rabidmidget]

A they make him look cool, although it means he can't tell the difference between teammates and guys wearing masks

Q why isn't the sniper's knife taunt "you call that a knife this is a knife"

 

[Lord_Panzer]

A: That would be reinforcing an unrealistic stereotype about knife sizes.

Q: How, exactly, does one Scout constitute two people when playing CP or PL maps when they are, in fact, the smallest of the group?

 

[wasalp]

Q: Why does everyone fall for the spy's disguises, if they're just paper masks?

because the smoke that comes out when you on your disguise a special narcotics designed to make people who induce it believe you look like one of there own( theres a narcotic for every class

Q: How, exactly, does one Scout constitute two people when playing CP or PL maps when they are, in fact, the smallest of the group?

he drank so much energy drinks that his atoms vibrate so fast that he technically constitutes 2 different individuals

A: He's related to Mary Poppins

Q: Why the hell whenver I go medic there's no Heavy's and when I go Heavy there's no Medics?

A:an unknown law of the physical world

Q: what happens when you cross two medigun streams from opposing teams?

 

[CompanionCube]

A: A small is wormhole is opened recreating the Black Mesa Incident

Q: How does the Heavy afford to fire Sasha?

 

[sgtshock]

Q: How does the Heavy afford to fire Sasha?

A: The money he won from bear wrestling tournaments.

Q: Why is getting poked in the back with a butterfly knife so much more deadly than a shotgun blast to the face or a detonating RPG?

 

[wasalp]

A: when the spy stabs in the back he hits the spine in a matter that cuts the nerves connecting to the hearth, thus causing instant death. The rest of the body is covered with clothing that is bullet resistant and fire proof

Q:where do all the classes keep there large collection of ammo(lets say soldier rockets)

 

[Ranthus]

A: when the spy stabs in the back he hits the spine in a matter that cuts the nerves connecting to the hearth, thus causing instant death. The rest of the body is covered with clothing that is bullet resistant and fire proof

Q:where do all the classes keep there large collection of ammo(lets say soldier rockets)

A: Now they are thinking with portals.

Q: Why can't the engineer expand his sentry past level 3?

 

[Tri Force95]

Q: Why does everyone fall for the spy's disguises, if they're just paper masks?

because the smoke that comes out when you on your disguise a special narcotics designed to make people who induce it believe you look like one of there own( theres a narcotic for every class

Q: How, exactly, does one Scout constitute two people when playing CP or PL maps when they are, in fact, the smallest of the group?

he drank so much energy drinks that his atoms vibrate so fast that he technically constitutes 2 different individuals

A: He's related to Mary Poppins

Q: Why the hell whenver I go medic there's no Heavy's and when I go Heavy there's no Medics?

A:an unknown law of the physical world

Q: what happens when you cross two medigun streams from opposing teams?

A: You DONT cross two medigun streams!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Q:Will two opposing turrets shoot at eachother?