tf2 science

[DDSN]

Err, someone answer my question. :<

 

[001648]

A. 0 spys he disguises as the announcer and tells engie its a mission criteria

Q. why cant they all get along they have so much in common

 

[bradley348]

Q: Why does everyone fall for the spy's disguises, if they're just paper masks?

because the smoke that comes out when you on your disguise a special narcotics designed to make people who induce it believe you look like one of there own( theres a narcotic for every class

Q: How, exactly, does one Scout constitute two people when playing CP or PL maps when they are, in fact, the smallest of the group?

he drank so much energy drinks that his atoms vibrate so fast that he technically constitutes 2 different individuals

A: He's related to Mary Poppins

Q: Why the hell whenver I go medic there's no Heavy's and when I go Heavy there's no Medics?

A:an unknown law of the physical world

Q: what happens when you cross two medigun streams from opposing teams?

A: You DONT cross two medigun streams!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Unless you are attacked by the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man

Q: Who Checks the Spy-Checker-Checker? (LRR who watches the watchmen lol)

 

[bradley348]

disregard this post.

i made a woospie/

 

[freebiewitz]

A. 0 spys he disguises as the announcer and tells engie its a mission criteria

Q. why cant they all get along they have so much in common

A. because the reds are racist against the color blue and vise versa.

Q. Whats in that sandwich that the heavy eats?

 

[bradley348]

A: Pure undilated essence of chuck norris

 

[Meatstorm]

A. 0 spys he disguises as the announcer and tells engie its a mission criteria

Q. why cant they all get along they have so much in common

A. because the reds are racist against the color blue and vise versa.

Q. Whats in that sandwich that the heavy eats?

A. http://steamgames.com/tf2/heavy/images/06_sandvich.jpg

Q. How does Medics blutsauger work? (drain hit points to him from a far)

 

[Arcticflame]

A. 0 spys he disguises as the announcer and tells engie its a mission criteria

Q. why cant they all get along they have so much in common

A. because the reds are racist against the color blue and vise versa.

Q. Whats in that sandwich that the heavy eats?

A. http://steamgames.com/tf2/heavy/images/06_sandvich.jpg

Q. How does Medics blutsauger work? (drain hit points to him from a far)

A. Your pain makes the medic happy. Happy means he works better.

Q. Why do grenades and rockets do less damage to the person who fired them?

 

[Sevre]

A. Because grenades and rockets are loyal things.

Q. Why does the demoman have an eyepatch?

 

[D_987]

A. Because grenades and rockets are loyal things.

Q. Why does the demoman have an eyepatch?

One of his mines didn't blow up and he went to get a closer look as to why.

Why does the Sniper carry a Machete?

 

[Corpse XxX]

A. Because grenades and rockets are loyal things.

Q. Why does the demoman have an eyepatch?

One of his mines didn't blow up and he went to get a closer look as to why.

Why does the Sniper carry a Machete?

A: Cause the sniper is afraid of Bush

Q: Whats the point with the ability of the spy to disquise as a member of his own team?

 

[daviejjd]

A; To be scary to the other team

Q; How did they convince the Russian Heavy to work alongside the American Soldier

 

[DDSN]

A: A Unlimited Supply of Sandviches (Thats why he never runs out.) and fight money for the Soldier, so he can buy one of every animal on earth, and hurdle them on a boat, then beat the crap out of everybody.

Q: How many sappers does it take to sap a sapper thats sapping a sapper thats sapping a sandvich.

 

[DDSN]

Woah, Double Post.

 

[Skade]

A: A Unlimited Supply of Sandviches (Thats why he never runs out.) and fight money for the Soldier, so he can buy one of every animal on earth, and hurdle them on a boat, then beat the crap out of everybody.

Q: How many sappers does it take to sap a sapper thats sapping a sapper thats sapping a sandvich.

A: 42

Q: Who build all those symmetric buildings that sit conveniently in front of each other?

 

[opiwankenobi]

Q: Who build all those symmetric buildings that sit conveniently in front of each other?

A: The emperor of mankind.
Q: Why is a baseball on the forehead stunning you, while taking a rocket to the face is just mildly annoying?

 

[jonnopon3000]

A:everyone knows baseballs are in it for real, while rockets are just mischievous little kids

Q:Thinking with portals in TF2...the answer the the unlimited sanviches question? or just silly running-of-the-mouth?

 

[Hatchling]

A: the dont work for the red cross they just mugged real doctors.

Q: Why does the heavy love his sandwich?

 

[jonnopon3000]

A:secretly, he doesn't love it. He wants to rip it limb from limb but the blasted game engine won't let him simply not have one. He lives in a hell of his own, he does.

Q:How Did the spy get a mcdonnalds without even visiting?