tf2 science

[Evil Scotsman]

Q:How Did the spy get a mcdonnalds without even visiting?

A: He was there, he was disguised as the random dude in front of you

Q: Why does a flamethrower with a painting on the end of it do more damage than the normal one?

 

[jonnopon3000]

A:its a magical painting that empowers all that touches it...even a wall with that painting will kill 1 out of every 5 people who lean against it..and come on...it's a wall!

Qoes the spy have a brother? are they twins? and do they play that age-old trick where they switch clothes and pretend they're one another for a day...you know, as practice for spy training

 

[Cheesebob]

A: Yes.

Q:If a heavy is backstabbed and no one was around to hear it, would he make a sound?

 

[wasalp]

A: HE would cry like BABY!

Q:how come does the scout have a baseball bat made of aluminum if they weren't invented yet during the period of the game?(according to the calendars)

 

[Hatchling]

A: he used a delorean to travel to the future and buy one at wallmart

Q: What inteligence is in the briefcases

 

[wasalp]

A: all the information about there business rivals(RED:Reliable Excavation & Demolition BLU:Builders League United)

Q: How does an ubercharge work?

 

[soren7550]

A: all the information about there business rivals(RED:Reliable Excavation & Demolition BLU:Builders League United)

Q: How does an ubercharge work?

A: Both persons inject themselfs with large amounts of PCP and 'shrooms.

Q: How is it a player is able to play on a HL2 level and have spies flying overhead on flamethrowers? (I swear to god this actually happened to me once on the 360.)

 

[Undead Dragon King]

A: How the bloody hell should I know?

Q: Why can't the Spy facestab?

 

[supermaster1337]

A: You see nothing they cancel each other out

Q: Where are the monkeys?

 

[maddawg IAJI]

A:The Pyro burned them all and then fed him to the heavy.

Q: How does the demoman blow his sticky bombs with no way to trigger them.

 

[Geamo]

A: He beams his orders to them. Through MIND RAYZ.

Q: Who's driving the train?

 

[wasalp]

A: the announcer

Q: how comme you cannot shoot in the head unless you are scoped?

 

[wasalp]

bump..yeah

 

[CompanionCube]

A: The sniper has horrible aim

Q: Where the hell do they fight these massive battles without attracting attention.

 

[Sev72]

A: Texas

Q: Where is the Scout from?

 

[quiet_samurai]

New Jersey, it's a toxic waste dump so nobody cares.

Why can't the sniper go prone? it would jsut make more sense if he could.

 

[Gizmo]

A:Because its unfair to everyone else.

Q: How does the Heavy shoot Melee weapons from the other classes?

 

[Avatar Roku]

New Jersey, it's a toxic waste dump so nobody cares.

Why can't the sniper go prone? it would jsut make more sense if he could.

Because HE IS A MAN!

If RED and BLU teamed up with Gordon Freeman to take down the Combine, would the universe explode from the sheer awesomeness?

 

[JoshasorousRex]

New Jersey, it's a toxic waste dump so nobody cares.

Why can't the sniper go prone? it would jsut make more sense if he could.

Because HE IS A MAN!

If RED and BLU teamed up with Gordon Freeman to take down the Combine, would the universe explode from the sheer awesomeness?

A: No it would just explode from PureLiquidAwsomeness that it would create

Q: Why does the heavy have such short legs and massive body??

 

[chromewarriorXIII]

New Jersey, it's a toxic waste dump so nobody cares.

Why can't the sniper go prone? it would jsut make more sense if he could.

Because HE IS A MAN!

If RED and BLU teamed up with Gordon Freeman to take down the Combine, would the universe explode from the sheer awesomeness?

A: No it would just explode from PureLiquidAwsomeness that it would create

Q: Why does the heavy have such short legs and massive body??

A: To give him a lower center of balance.

Q: How does looking through a scope make your shot more powerful?