tf2 science

[wasalp]

This is a thread where you ask a question about odd things from team fortress 2, lets say how the medigun works. Then the next person to post answers your question. After he has answered he may ask his own question.

PS: dunno if its been done here before.

Q: how do scouts double jump?

 

[AlphaOmega]

He jumps on top of his ego then jumps again.

Q: how does the engi fit all that metal and plans inside his lunchbox?

 

[stormcaller]

A: He's related to Mary Poppins

Q: Why the hell whenver I go medic there's no Heavy's and when I go Heavy there's no Medics?

Editossibly a move to Forum Games and RP is in order because of the large amount of bullshit questions and bullshit answers that are bound to flood in.

 

[hopeneverdies]

He jumps on top of his ego then jumps again.

Q: how does the engi fit all that metal and plans inside his lunchbox?

Same way RPG's do, dimensional pocket

Q: How does turning on the scope make a sniper shot more powerful

 

[Grayjack]

It makes the bullet bigger.

Q: How does the Medigun work?

 

[Hazy]

It's a portal.

Q: How does the Medigun work?

A: Sunshine and rainbows

Q: How does the spy cloak?

 

[FeralPhantom]

A: The spy stole Harry Potter's cloak

Q: how do weapons crit?

 

[Mookie_Magnus]

A: Through the power of christ.

Q: How much does the Heavy's massive gun weigh?

 

[Sev72]

A:Edit: OVER 9000!!!!111eleven11

Q: Why does the heavy name his gun?

 

[wasalp]

Q: Why does the heavy name his gun?

when he was a KGB agent during the cold war he was submitted to psychiatric experiments, and now once in a while he falls in love with a gun and gives them a name.

Q:why does the axtinguisher crit on people who are on fire.

 

[El Taco the Rogue]

A: Same reason its easier to cut through warm butter.
Q: Who or what is the pyro?

 

[ProfessorLayton]

when he was a KGB agent during the cold war he was submitted to psychiatric experiments, and now once in a while he falls in love with a gun and gives them a name.

Q:why does the axtinguisher crit on people who are on fire.

A:Melting skin is easier to cut through.

Q: How come an axe with barbed wire around it do the same amount of damage as boxing gloves?

 

[wasalp]

A: Same reason its easier to cut through warm butter.
Q: Who or what is the pyro?

a crazy soldier from the vietnam war whos sole goal is to burn...others

when he was a KGB agent during the cold war he was submitted to psychiatric experiments, and now once in a while he falls in love with a gun and gives them a name.

Q:why does the axtinguisher crit on people who are on fire.

A:Melting skin is easier to cut through.

Q: How come an axe with barbed wire around it do the same amount of damage as boxing gloves?

the pyro is weak physically and the heavy is much stronger

 

[DDSN]

Q: How does the Medic get health back overtime?

 

[gibboss28]

A: Claire Bennet had a sex change and decided to become a medic in a video game to help people

Q: Why are there cameras in maps? whos watching us?

 

[JodaSFU]

A: The evil organization that supplied BLU and RED with their W.M.D's

Q: Why don't they just fire said W.M.D.'s instead of going head-to-head?

 

[HerbertTheHamster]

A: Because the Heavy makes his Sanvitches out of them.

Q: How did the Demoman cross the lake?

 

[Dusty97]

A:sticky Bomb launch

Q:Why Did The Pyro Cross The Road

 

[Tri Force95]

A:sticky Bomb launch

Q:Why Did The Pyro Cross The Road

A: Because he saw a puppy, and he wanted to set it on fire/

Q: Why does everyone fall for the spy's disguises, if they're just paper masks?

 

[Theo Samaritan]

A:sticky Bomb launch

Q:Why Did The Pyro Cross The Road

A: To get to the other side.

EDIT:

Q: Why does everyone fall for the spy's disguises, if they're just paper masks?

A: because they are blind.

Q: Would a Pyro chop what a wood chop chops if the pyro could chop wood