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The Austin

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ICanBreakTheseCuffs said:
A:bonk
Q:why can't go up to the narrator and tell her STFU!
A: Because she is everything and you are nothing.
Q: Why is it that no matter how many times each character dies, they keep coming back as the EXACT same person?
 

Riddle78

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A:Clones.
Q:Where do the upgraded sentry's new armamentsand munitions come from? Hammerspace? VALVeSpace?
 

Jumplion

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A: It's the Spy's left over corpses. The Ambassador makes for some good metal.

Q: Why does the Demoman only use 4 rounds in his grenade launcher when he clearly has 6 ammo slots? I mean, seriously, I'm being legit here, it's always bothered me!
 

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The Medigun, Spy's Sapper and cloaking device and plenty of other things that have been supplied to the team, have come from Saxton Hale and Australia, who claim was capable of doing this because of a special metal they have that gave them super intelligence. It's all in the Valve comics.
 

Anarchemitis

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A: No, because Saxton Hale made them all extinct 93 years ago.

Q: How does the Pyro see, seeing as his goggles are opaque?
 

HT_Black

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A: It would, if they belly-flopped onto it.
B: What is the process by which the Heavy regenerates a signifigant amount of blood, muscle, bone, and skin via the comsumption of a small samwich?

Anarchemitis said:
A: No, because Saxton Hale made them all extinct 93 years ago.

Q: How does the Pyro see, seeing as his goggles are opaque?
The same reason HER face is always covered: she is actually the result of an illegal experiment to crossbreed humans and dolphins, and as such sees via ultrasound.
 

Irradiated Tiger

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HT_Black said:
B: What is the process by which the Heavy regenerates a signifigant amount of blood, muscle, bone, and skin via the comsumption of a small samwich?
A: The samwich is a delicious and vitamin packed food that is an important part of any heavy weapons guy's diet.

Q: How does beating mechanical structures with a wrench fix and upgrade them?
 

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Cowhunter22 said:
A: The samwich is a delicious and vitamin packed food that is an important part of any heavy weapons guy's diet.

Q: How does beating mechanical structures with a wrench fix and upgrade them?
A: The alloy is made of adamantium, absorbing the kinetic energy and converting it into motion to use for the mini-factory inside the structure.

Q: How come a man who carries a revolver, sappers, a balisong and a cigarette case runs at the same speed as a man wearing a flame-retardant suit, carries a flamethrower, shotgun AND a fire axe.

EDIT: if you look closely at the demoman reload animation, you can see that he loads all of his nades into a single slot, but when firing the slots still move
 

Avelestar

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A. Why should the spy hurry? He's already shagged your mother and stolen the intelligence, you just haven't realised it yet.

Q. Why despite having some very advanced, and destructive weaponry does a simple roller door, or glass sliding door prevent people from moving forwards?
 

Sir Kemper

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Avelestar said:
A. Why should the spy hurry? He's already shagged your mother and stolen the intelligence, you just haven't realised it yet.

Q. Why despite having some very advanced, and destructive weaponry does a simple roller door, or glass sliding door prevent people from moving forwards?

A. Those doors are locked, and any attempt at forced entry, or movement outside designated mission perimeter would be a violation of TF Industries Mercenary Contract, sud-section 359, no.502834yD. Punishable by: Death, Lobotomization, Disintegration, Firring, and grievous bodily harm, and overtime without pay.

Q. How does the heavy reload boolets into his minigun, as he clearly doesn't change the drum.
 

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The_root_of_all_evil said:
A: Even drum cannot outsmart boolets.

Q: Why is the Spy such a debonair and charismatic gentleman?
A. Because deep down. he just wants to be noticed; which is odd considering his job

Q. Why does the soldier have the least manly name ever?
 

ShakerSilver

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SnakeF said:
Q. Why does the soldier have the least manly name ever?
A. It drives him to become manlier then all of those worthless maggots.

Q. How many backstabs does it take to backstab a backstabbing backstabber who backstabs?

Edit: Also, what would the classes be named if they were dwarfs?