Thanks Obama.

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I'm not a full time firefighter, police officer, EMT (though I am a volunteer), or serving in the military? Why, Mr. O?

Stephen Colbert has never won an emmy! I think that one somewhat actually is Obama's fault!

 

[Barbas]

This coffee/sugar ratio is off again, Obama.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I don't know what to post here. do something about that president Obama!

 

[Barbas]

I couldn't get the purse I wanted. Thanks, Obama.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

If I can't get a benefited position I will probably have to pay the tax penalty for not having insurance. Let's punish people who can't afford insurance by making them even less able to afford it. Great move Obama!

 

[Barbas]

I missed the sink, Obama. Thanks a lot!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I missed the toilet, all thanks to you Obama!

 

[Barbas]

The kettle is over 50 steps away, Obama, and it's all your fault!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

What's that awful smell? Why haven't you gotten rid of it, Obama!

 

[dalek sec]

Still working on my Armies on Parade entry, thanks for nothing Obama!

 

[Barbas]

My pop cap is reached in less than five minutes. Thanks, Obama!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I can't get that country crap out of my head. Nice going, Obama!

 

[NerfedFalcon]

I keep getting distracted from my homework by Dota 2. I never should have let you send me that beta key, Obama.

 

[Barbas]

I blame you for my indigestion, Obama!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I have really bad gas. why Mr. O? Why?!?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm suffering from writer's block.

OBAMA!

 

[Barbas]

My socks need changing. Damn it, Obama!

 

[NerfedFalcon]

The shower started out too cold, and then it was too hot.

Please stop flushing your toilet, Obama.

 

[Barbas]

The soda machine keeps eating my change, Obama.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

My lawn is burning, no matter how much I water it. OBAMA!