Thanks Obama.

[Barbas]

This soup is too damn hot, Obama.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

My ISP is advertising speeds they can't provide. Please do something about this, O man!

 

[Barbas]

Obama, I SPEEL MY DREENK!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I need more time in the day. Please help Obama!

 

[Barbas]

Why aren't there more posters in the Forum Games? Damn it, Obama!

 

[Barbas]

People don't come around here any more. Thanks, Obama!

 

[dalek sec]

I'm still wide awake, thanks for nothing Obama!

 

[Neuromancer]

I'm starving.

Thanks Merkel Obama!

 

[NerfedFalcon]

I have writer's block.

Thanks, Obama.

 

[Headsprouter]

This thread's going to be out of date soon.

Why couldn't you go for another term, Obama...

 

[Barbas]

There aren't enough JonTron remixes on Earth. Thanks, Obama.

 

[Barbas]

Ai speel my dreenk! What the shit, Obama?

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

the previous poster is posting in another language. What did you do, OBAMA?

 

[Barbas]

There are no micro-piglets living in this dungeon. Cheers, Obama.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

This dungeon is full of ducks! didn't your mother warn you not to pick up a duck in a dungeon Obama!

 

[Barbas]

I spent half an hour building up a settlement only to accidentally steal a Tarberry and turn them all irreversibly hostile. Thanks, Obama!

 

[sky14kemea]

My heating bill this month is insanely high. Thanks Obama..

 

[Barbas]

I got to level 30 before properly understanding the armour crafting system. Thanks, Obama.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

the bank called me up and told me I am overdrawn, some freaks are burning crosses on my front lawn, and I can't believe it all the cheetos are gone! Thanks Obama.

 

[Barbas]

The Providers forgot to pick up Twix bars at the supermarket again. Thanks, Obama!