Ironic Pirate said:
Swarley said:
I shot a guy when it looked like he was going to rape some chick in RDR, and got -50 honor, explain that one.
Maybe it was intense role-play?
I heard that you get negative honor for shooting bounties in RDR,
I don't have the game, but that seems dumb, the poster says dead or alive!
I always wondered how hard and fast that dead or alive rule was:
Bounty Hunter 1: "OK, here's your man, I'll collect my fee now"
Bondsman (imagine Alan Rickman): "Very well, now is he dead or alive?"
Bounty Hunter 1: "errr... well... he's kinda like a zombie now"
Bondsman: "Ohh no. Sorry. It says right here, plain English 'Dead or Alive', I can't be dealing with the undead, we don't have the facilities, we don't know whether to bury them or imprison them. No vampires either. NEXT!"
Bounty Hunter 2: "Why hello thar, here be my first bounty, where do ah sign?"
Bondsman: "euuugh.... Dead or Alive?"
bounty Hunter 2: "hmm, well the thing is I locked him in a safe with a radioactive poison that had a 50% chance of killing him. Now I asked my Physicist friend and he says that he is BOTH Alive AND Dead. So the way I see it I should get a bounty for both living and dead"
Bondsman: "*facepalm* you fucking cowboy bastards. It's not like it is the most complex legal terms, it is Dead OR Alive. Sorry, Dead 'And' Alive, I can't take it. NEXT!"
Bounty Hunter 3: "Howdey, Bondsman"
Bondsman: "And what about your prisoner, is he dead or alive?"
Bounty Hunter 3: "well... it's what the Doctor's call a persistent vegetative state and..."
Bondsman: "Oh of FUUUUUUUUU- Sake! I don't have time to deal with such technicalities, I'd have taken a coma, I'd have taken brain dead but how the hell am I going to operate in such legal grey areas? Is there Anyone here who is actually dead?
Criminal: "I'm dead"
Bondsman: "... no you're not"
Criminal: "Well.... not yet, see I'm fed up of being on the run, but I just need some money to pay a ransom for my Brother but I can't bring myself in alive - that would just be surrendering."
Bondsman: "riiiiiight"
Criminal: "So I figure if I just blow my brains out right here, you can just send the money from the death bounty to Brutal Bill in exchange for mah brother's releases"
Bondsman: "oh kay, now hold on a minute..."
*BANG*
Bondsman: "well... finally something I can actually file"