That dick of a friend.

[baconbaby299]

That's nothing! Whenever I play rock paper scissors with this one guy for the right to the library computer, he picks bomb! I can't do nuthing coz bomb beats everything! Rock, Paper and Scissors kneel before the might of bomb.

Joke was on him when I picked Chuck Norris. Muhuhahaha

 

[the spud]

I try to be as much of a cock-block as possible.

I am not losing my friends to those "girl" things. I have lost far too many!

 

[C95J]

Yeah, someone who tells bullshit information all the time, and is the biggest hypocrite I have ever known. He will also insult loads of people on a daily basis for any reason possible, and thinks he is always right.

Basically now it has gotten to the point where I barely speak to him any more, like most people. I think soon he will change his way.

 

[emeraldrafael]

actually, im usually that guy, but we're all dicks to each other. Though we (usually) know whne to stop.

 

[astrav1]

So today, has to be the shittiest day i can just about imagine. I like this girl. Like really like her. I was sitting with her, and my 'friend' came over, accompanied by other 'friends'. So im sitting there, while he is just trying to make things as awkward as possible, and just fuck stuff up. He pulls the 'Boner' prank on me. I have my blazer next to me, and im just sittin there. He then calls 'Boner alert' and everyone starts taking the piss. He leaves, and the girl i like, thinks that i was looking up her shirt and now, things are made awkward. Basically, do you have, or used to have a dick of a friend like that? Explain experiences please

How old are you kid? Why are you friends with people like that?

 

[Deverfro]

Yep, one time he spent a lesson asking out every girl in the class on my behalf, just to be a dick and fuck with my confidence. And he also makes it as awkward as possible when I'm around girls I like. So yeah I know what you mean, and the best thing to do is to make some new friends. Seriously fuck him, and tell that girl exactly what heppened, Im sure she'll understand if you make it clear he is a dick.

 

[CannibalCorpses]

Sounds like a clear case of cock-block to me. Wait until your getting close to something good and wham, some twat wanders over and asks if you got over the clap or some shit.

You should ask him publicly if he likes ruining your chances with women because secretly he wants to fuck you and then call him a ****** or something. Be prepared for the fight and then kick his face in, tell him loudly you aint into guys and wander off and wait for the ladies lol

Crude, but effective.

ps: if your old enough to get prosecuted for the fight then ignore my advice

 

[CannibalCorpses]

trying to burrow their jimmer jammer in a girls locker box.

Good choice lol!

 

[tunderball]

I most definately have a friend like that who I've known all my life, he's a dick everybody knows it, even he knows it but I genuinely love having him around because when all said and done he's a good friend 'he may be a dick but he's my dick'.

You'll often find many people like this as you go through life and you can either forget them and move on or accept them warts and all. Oh and a tip for you would be to let the girl know that he's a dick before hand and try not to react to the dick moves he pulls, or failing that have a word with him the next time about the horrendous crime that is cockblocking.

 

[Baradiel]

thats not banter. banter is random conversation because of boredom.

Thats the original definition, yeh, but I know that where I live (UK) 'banter' has changed its definition. Now it means being a douchebag, but a douchebag among friends.

OT: Those sorts of people very rarely hang around long, because theres always a way to get revenge for something like that.

Oh, and I wonder how the OP is with this girl now. Tis curious, methinks...

i live in scotland and pretty much everyone here uses banter in ye olde meaninge.

i'm assuming you live in England in which case i'll get back to preparing my UCAS form to go to university.






for free.

I'm not sure where your hostility is coming from, but you assume incorrectly. I live on the Isle of Man, and as such our government pays our course fees for all five years, at international rates, as well as giving us all a maintenance grant to live off.

Which I shall be. In two weeks time.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

thats not banter. banter is random conversation because of boredom.

Thats the original definition, yeh, but I know that where I live (UK) 'banter' has changed its definition. Now it means being a douchebag, but a douchebag among friends.

OT: Those sorts of people very rarely hang around long, because theres always a way to get revenge for something like that.

Oh, and I wonder how the OP is with this girl now. Tis curious, methinks...

i live in scotland and pretty much everyone here uses banter in ye olde meaninge.

i'm assuming you live in England in which case i'll get back to preparing my UCAS form to go to university.

for free.

I'm not sure where your hostility is coming from, but you assume incorrectly. I live on the Isle of Man, and as such our government pays our course fees for all five years, at international rates, as well as giving us all a maintenance grant to live off.

Which I shall be. In two weeks time.

well then.
having the government pay for your education is good, isnt it.
also, arent you allowed to own firearms on isle of mann? im not sure if thats correct, but still...

 

[shadyh8er]

Basically, do you have, or used to have a dick of a friend like that? Explain experiences please

Well one of my friends only let me hang out with him because he needed a designated driver. I got him back though by showing off my lack of navigation skills.

We've only been communicating through Facebook since then, but I've forgiven him.

 

[gCrusher]

But still, count yourself lucky. Back in the day my friends used to just give me a hard-on then claim something else did it.

What a disturbing present. And it wasn't even my birthday or nothing.

 

[Baradiel]

thats not banter. banter is random conversation because of boredom.

Thats the original definition, yeh, but I know that where I live (UK) 'banter' has changed its definition. Now it means being a douchebag, but a douchebag among friends.

OT: Those sorts of people very rarely hang around long, because theres always a way to get revenge for something like that.

Oh, and I wonder how the OP is with this girl now. Tis curious, methinks...

i live in scotland and pretty much everyone here uses banter in ye olde meaninge.

i'm assuming you live in England in which case i'll get back to preparing my UCAS form to go to university.

for free.

I'm not sure where your hostility is coming from, but you assume incorrectly. I live on the Isle of Man, and as such our government pays our course fees for all five years, at international rates, as well as giving us all a maintenance grant to live off.

Which I shall be. In two weeks time.

well then.
having the government pay for your education is good, isnt it.
also, arent you allowed to own firearms on isle of mann? im not sure if thats correct, but still...

Yep, it certainly is. Sensible too, since it means students return to the island with qualifications, and can put the money back in to the system. Although how the uni price hikes are going to effect that, I'm not sure...

And I'm not too sure about firearms, but I know that farmers can own shotguns, but they need licenses, and there are several rifle-shooting clubs too, but to actually own one requires extensive background and legal checks.

 

[ReservoirAngel]

But still, count yourself lucky. Back in the day my friends used to just give me a hard-on then claim something else did it.

What a disturbing present. And it wasn't even my birthday or nothing.

It just wouldn't complete my day if I didn't weird out at least one person.

 

[gCrusher]

But still, count yourself lucky. Back in the day my friends used to just give me a hard-on then claim something else did it.

What a disturbing present. And it wasn't even my birthday or nothing.

It just wouldn't complete my day if I didn't weird out at least one person.

First thought: Actually, that might not be so bad.

Second thought: With no follow-through, that's just mean.

Third thought: I'm putting way too much thought into this.

 

[SckizoBoy]

This from 5 blokes who went on a pub crawl through Padiham and Burnley wearing nothing but a pair of boxer shorts.

One pair of boxers among five blokes? Impressive... =P

How'd that go down with the locals?!

 

[ReservoirAngel]

But still, count yourself lucky. Back in the day my friends used to just give me a hard-on then claim something else did it.

What a disturbing present. And it wasn't even my birthday or nothing.

It just wouldn't complete my day if I didn't weird out at least one person.

First thought: Actually, that might not be so bad.

Second thought: With no follow-through, that's just mean.

Third thought: I'm putting way too much thought into this.

Allow me to alleviate some of these doubts: on several occasions there was some follow-through. Not a lot, but definitely enough to keep me from getting mad at that one particular friend...

the other ones who gave me this problem just did it because they knew it annoyed me. They're jerks. Yet oddly I'm still friends with them and not with the one who actually followed up on the situation. I should fix that...

 

[gCrusher]

But still, count yourself lucky. Back in the day my friends used to just give me a hard-on then claim something else did it.

What a disturbing present. And it wasn't even my birthday or nothing.

It just wouldn't complete my day if I didn't weird out at least one person.

First thought: Actually, that might not be so bad.

Second thought: With no follow-through, that's just mean.

Third thought: I'm putting way too much thought into this.

Allow me to alleviate some of these doubts: on several occasions there was some follow-through. Not a lot, but definitely enough to keep me from getting mad at that one particular friend...

the other ones who gave me this problem just did it because they knew it annoyed me. They're jerks. Yet oddly I'm still friends with them and not with the one who actually followed up on the situation. I should fix that...

Life can be funny like that. Hope everything works out well.

 

[SextusMaximus]

Yeah, to do with the music I do and him being a general dick. Not going to go into it, but I know who you mean by that "dick of a friend".