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Brandon237

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I play Starcraft 2 and today I was playing some 2v2 games with my friend. a few things you should note before the story gets started is that I am not very good, only silver league and that I am normally quite well-mannered, if someone gives me a good reason as to why they want to pause, I will let them, I say my gg's and hellos and only get snarky if my opponent starts it first.

So my friend and I are playing and we see that our 2 opponents have both gone for the same cheap, not very good early game strat that you only really use on the AI for achievements [footnote]double proxy zealot by both of them against terran and zerg for those who are SC2 literate, it was really really bad, especially once I had roaches :p[/footnote]. Now once it was clear that they were going to lose[footnote]aforementioned roaches and the fact that my friend was now repairing our wall with about 7 SCVs[/footnote], one of them pauses. I always think that one should give reason to pause before breaking the flow of the game and wasting my time, but I give him about two seconds to say something. He says nothing, so I unpause. Then he just pauses straight again with no explanation so I unpause and we do this yet again. Then he actually types something after losing a few more units in a failed attack and pauses.

Now that I have established he has a reason for doing this other than to annoy me / unfairly converse with his teammate, I do not unpause and let him type. He goes on and on about how I was bad mannered for unpausing and that he threatens to report me o_O He actually threatens to report me, saying how it is in the EULA to unpause (hmmm... why then did Blizz put in an unpause button that worked for all players?) and that I could get arrested -.- When I mention that this is well... mental on his part, he says that he will report my friend and I unless we leave the game and give him the match point. He counted it down. 3. 2. 1. He waited a few more seconds. He and his teammate left the game :p

DISCUSSION: Have you ever been playing a multiplayer game where the level of bad manners / overall stupidity of your opponents (or teammates) was awe-inspiring?
 

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Matthew94 said:
Yep, I was playing a game of killing floor and everyone was so stupid :D

It got Vladnag killed!


Good times.

I found our stupidity awe inspiring :D
That is not stupid, that is awesome! And fun... and my friends plot murder when I start singing over the mic :D Can't understand why though =/
 
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Matthew94 said:
Yep, I was playing a game of killing floor and everyone was so stupid :D

It got Vladnag killed!


Good times.

I found our stupidity awe inspiring :D
I swear, Bobmus' internet was so bad, it's like he was on a connection from 1973.
 

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maan, I wish I could take part in some of your guys' delightful antics!

OT: well, I was playing Dota just a few minutes ago and one of my teammates had absolutely no idea how to play. I thought I was bad. This dude went 0/10/0 and was complaining how he couldn't use items and was just being an idiot in general.
 
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Matthew94 said:
Daystar Clarion said:
Matthew94 said:
'Shit, I think Bobmus lost connection.'

'You thin-'

Bobmus had an aneurysm.

Bobmus left the game
"Shit guys my net connection ju"

Bobmus had an aneurysm.

Bobmus left the game


"Trolololol"

From playing TF2 with him I think he finally bought a new potato.
'Hey guys, will you lend me money? Haven't earned enough since I last disconne-'

Bobmus had an aneurysm.

Bobmus left the game


'Goddamn it, Bobmus.'
 

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well, once in a game of TF2, 2fort to be exact, i set up a sentry in the intel room.

it got 50 kills by the end of the round. overall, that strategy earned my 200 kills total (5 rounds)
basically, they tried to scout rush, but got slaughtered by my contraptions, they never bothered to change tactics, just try and rush it. it also stopped a 5 man invasion, 3 soldiers, a pyro and a heavy.

sometimes, you need just a little less IQ.
 

bobmus

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I would just like to state that all these accusations about my connection are completely fal-

Bobmus had an aneurysm.

Bobmus left the thread.
 

lRookiel

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Yes actually, I was on DayZ earlier today when I spot a guy with a hatchet, since I was low on food (and I was pretty bored too), I shot him. I hear a voice over the direct chat, it's his friend who was unarmed, here is how the conversation played out:

Him "You shouldn't have shot my friend"

Me "Sorry, I'm out of food and my hunger meter is orange" (Flashing red = trouble)

Him "Give me your pistol so I can shoot you" (I know right)

o_O Me "No way, get out of here before I shoot you too"

Him "Ok bye you dick, take my food can, just don't shoot me"

Funny guy, I shot him about 15 minutes later! :3
 

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Tom Milner said:
well, once in a game of TF2, 2fort to be exact, i set up a sentry in the intel room.

it got 50 kills by the end of the round. overall, that strategy earned my 200 kills total (5 rounds)
basically, they tried to scout rush, but got slaughtered by my contraptions, they never bothered to change tactics, just try and rush it. it also stopped a 5 man invasion, 3 soldiers, a pyro and a heavy.

sometimes, you need just a little less IQ.
I have had a similar experance expt add that they then cursed me out for being cheap and cheating not my fault if you keep trying the same thing over and over again


another stupid ppl on steam story would be the a-hole moron on L4D who speed hacked and callled the rest of us noobs for not hacking he got so karma'd when he zipped to the end of the map only to then get pummeled by a hunter so we left him in the closet while we finished the map corectly (ignoring his pleas to be released)then booted him at the end >:D

and dumbass story number 3 would be the guy on gotham city imposters who got pissed becuse I kept using the Targeting Goggles on him and his buddy saying it was cheap (the funny part he was on the bats team and I was on jokers team arnt villians suppost to cheat XD)

edit: I realize the third may need explaining as not everyone plays GCI, the targeting goggles allow you to see all enemy players on the map and "tag" them so your teammates can see their location, the downside being you cant move or attack while using them.
 

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Everytime I play DotA 2, I seriously want to kill something. The bad manners of MOBA games are legendary though so I guess I'll forgive it.

How the DotA chat goes:
Radiant has gotten First Blood (Bounty Hunter killed Witch Doctor)
Dire Team Chat:
Witch Doctor: What the hell man! Why didn't you stun him!
Sven (his lanemate): Because I wouldn't want to waste the mana on a noob like you.
Witch Doctor: Well, now he's fed you fucking jackass!
Sven: LOL QQ MORE NEWB!

Radiant Chat:
Bounty Hunter: LOL THEIR WITCH DOCTOR IS SUCH A NEWB! GG WE WIN!!!

In all Chat:
Witch Doctor: Report Sven for not helping!
Bounty Hunter: LOL NOOB! Blame it on the tank XD
Everyone else in the game: JUST SHUT THE HELL UP! WE DON'T CARE!

Now take that kinda conversation and make it last about an hour.
 

Odbarc

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I've never known anyone to keep a game paused like that.
"You gotta go AFK a whole second? I win!"
 

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OT: I don't play multi, I'm sure my cousin has some stories, some of which might actually be interesting!
 

Cid Silverwing

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This one time in Killing Floor...

Me and a friend found these two absolute -retards- who were banging on about how katanas can stop bullets. Under my obligation to honesty I correct them on this (katanas can't stop bullets the way you see Dante do it in Devil May Cry or any other anime). And then the two go full weeaboo on my ass, mistaking me for American, call me "chin"-something and claiming that my kill tally (which was obscenely higher than both theirs combined, I'm not making that up) was "dishonorable". They also repeatedly blew themselves up with grenades/rockets because "honor in death".

This went on for much longer than I cared for, and then the two eventually left. Then two "other" persons came back and claimed they were representatives of www.furaffinity.net and that they had "received reports of harassment". I call them on their bullshit, then the last thing the two can say is "FURFAG!" and leave again.

Never felt so awkward in a long time.
 

Trippy Turtle

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I have been told I would get banned for hiding in Halo. Just get 3 points up and then hide for the rest of the match. I can understand if they don't like it but I felt that death threats and saying their friends who work for bungie will ban me was a bit far.