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Bhaalspawn said:
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Bhaalspawn said:
I was playing WoW with a buddy of mine, and we were chatting about the few game mechanics that stayed in the game since Pre-BC. We got onto the subject of Resurrection Sickness, the debuff that reduces all your ability values by 75% if you use the Spirit Healer to rez at the graveyard.

He literally replied "That's there to punish the bad players when they fail. It gives them a time-out to think about what they did."

In reality, Resurrection Sickness exists in the game to prevent players from abusing the Spirit Healer as a quick-travel method to circumvent mounts and hearthstones.

The rest of the guys who were on this nostalgic trip all called him various words that all meant "Elitist asshole" and he found himself kicked from our guild.
A gkick seems kind of harsh but I;m guessing he did more than make that comment.
Our guild doesn't tolerate players who think games should punish bad or inexperienced players. We have a strict set of rules regarding being civil.
I agree with moonlight... Do you think the kick was justified under the circumstances, bhaal, or did you disagree with your guild's decision?
 

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Interesting note, there's always one of those kinds of people in a group of friends. If you cannot figure out who amongst you is the Jackass Friend, it's probably you.

Another interesting note: It's me. >:)
We had some good times with that guy. One time, while we were off buying weapons, he welded himself into the bathroom and wouldn't come out. Turns out he trapped himself in one of the spawn points
 

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I've had a few people on CoD block me into corners so their mates could steal my care package which is really fucking infuriating. I don't mind losing the items but being totally stuck and unable to do anything until they move their arse is well annoying, especially since they are hurting their own chances of winning the game. Kinda funny when they end up on the other team next round and i spend all my time stalking them.

I was playing magic the gathering and the other player was kicking my arse until i did wrath of god to clear all the creatures away. Then i got a 1/1 creature out and started pecking him to death. When he got to 6 health left he paused the game and started accusing me of being a cheating bastard and that he wouldn't quit and let me have my win. I considered turning the console off but i thought fuck him, he didn't deserve to win with such dodgy tactics so i went out for a while. Came home a few hours later and i had loads of messages from him giving me abuse and telling me he would never quit. I went out again to get wrecked with my mates and when i came home 2 days later he'd quit :)

Had a guy on Red Dead Redemption that kept asking me to join his group. I was with my mate helping him with one of the hunting challenges and i wasn't interested in doing stuff with randomers so i told him i was busy. A couple of minutes later 3 guys turn up on horseback and charge my mate down and kill him. It was kinda funny so i killed them all and moved away a little but they respawned and attacked again. Killed them all again but my mate died again so i got him to follow me to the cougar shack and told him to hide inside. I wandered around outside for a few seconds and sure enough they turned up again just as the cougars started to spawn. I managed to get inside the shack while the cougars wiped them all out and yet again they attacked and died. After about 10 minutes of trying and dying to get to me i got the obligatory 'ur gay' message and then they all quit.

There is a moral to these stories...Don't fuck with me lol
 

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Innocent Bystander said:
We had some good times with that guy. One time, while we were off buying weapons, he welded himself into the bathroom and wouldn't come out. Turns out he trapped himself in one of the spawn points
Well, I've never done one that bad, but I have dicked myself over before in similar ways. :p

I think my favorite thing to do, while over voice comms with some of my college friends, is be the first one out of the shop, then ninja-weld all the doors on the way out as fast as I can. None of them are full welds, mind you, but it's still funny to hear my friends on the other end curse me when they have to pull out their welder to open a 4% welded door, and then another and another.
 

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I was playing red dead redemption with two of my friends, we were just dicking around doing bandit hideouts and hunting cougars (or more like getting hunted by them) when some random guy says he wants to join our posse, i denied it cause i just wanted to be in a group with my mates when he starts charging at us with his fucking buffalo rifle, he did manage to kill us a few times (he was pretty good) before we started blowing him up with dynamite when suddenly he had THE WHOLE SERVER ARRAYED AGAINST US!
when we invited him to the chat party, lo and fucking behold it was a potty mouthed 9 year-old, and his reason for waging fucking war on us was cause we did want him in our posse, when he kindly asked him to fuck off and stop killing us he simply said "nope, this is what you get)
so we tried to hold out of a couple minutes (it didn't work, it was 9 against three after all!)
we just went into our own private server.
 

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Doing a weekly raid in Wrath of the Lich King. This week it was Patchwerk.

Warrior tank charges across the stream of ooze to engage the boss. Loses 75% of his HP before the boss has even hit him.

No More Play!?!
 

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This happens nearly every time I play League of legends.
It can be really bad when a champion who is tricky to build becomes popular in blind pick such as warwick or Urgot.
No! No you do not rush I.E on Urgot.

I have also lost many games because my teamates decided that after an ace and tower push when we are all wounded and the enemy team just respawned, that now is the perfect time to try and Baron without even checking it for wards.
I swear people think that if you manage to get Baron then you have instantly won the game because it's buff makes you invincible and able to one hit everything or something.

Even worse when the enemy is going for it and one guy on his own tries to steal it when he has no long range attacks to do it safely, no escapes to get away and no high damage attacks to secure it. Yeah on the 5% chance you manage to get that you will be dead and we will now be screwed 4v5 but it's ok we will die with slightly more gold than before.
 

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NameIsRobertPaulson said:
That almost sounds like League of Legends, but there aren't enough racial slurs, threats to report/go afk, or kill your family.

There is a reason LoL has a worse community than DOTA.
Based on who I've played against, LoL really doesn't have that bad a community. The assholes are all a vocal minority who I haven't met firsthand yet except this one Olaf who kept complaining about how Dota 2 was better every time I or someone else killed him. His own team really didn't like him either. I wound up friending one of my opponents over our mutual hatred.

Based on the people I've seen on this forum who play the game, DotA players aren't necessarily quick to make insensitive comments like Xbox Live users. They're just amazingly condescending and unwilling to give noobs a hand up.

OT: me, in just about every fighting game ever. I still have no clue why I don't get 'combo' points no matter how fast I mash the buttons.
 

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Dandark said:
This happens nearly every time I play League of legends.
It can be really bad when a champion who is tricky to build becomes popular in blind pick such as warwick or Urgot.
No! No you do not rush I.E on Urgot.

I have also lost many games because my teamates decided that after an ace and tower push when we are all wounded and the enemy team just respawned, that now is the perfect time to try and Baron without even checking it for wards.
I swear people think that if you manage to get Baron then you have instantly won the game because it's buff makes you invincible and able to one hit everything or something.

Even worse when the enemy is going for it and one guy on his own tries to steal it when he has no long range attacks to do it safely, no escapes to get away and no high damage attacks to secure it. Yeah on the 5% chance you manage to get that you will be dead and we will now be screwed 4v5 but it's ok we will die with slightly more gold than before.
I love dealing with people that think getting Baron makes you a 5v1 invincible god. Its so much easier to have your whole team push a lane they aren't in and grab 2 turrets, an Inhib and then drop a base turret down and then all of us teleport back to our base and laugh as they have to waste time fighting off the super minions. Yeah, by all means get baron, I'll use the time constructively by demolishing your base.
 

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Jaeke said:
So the moral of this thread is... I should re-download Killing Floor...

OT: Well... this one is about me actually :p
It was my first match on League of Legends and I had absolutely no idea what the hell I was doing. I selected Garen because he was the character I used in the tutorial and happened to be F2P that week.

As soon as the game starts I head straight for bot lane and past all of the turrets and straight for the mid lane once I hit their second turret. I ran into the dragon as I assumed that there would just be a regular mob there and was met with a fireball in the face.

Anyway...this level of idiocy goes on till about 25 minutes into the game. I had try to leave 3 times as I hadn't figured out that LoL doesn't really let you "leave" matches until you finish them and I realize on the 4th log-in that there is a merchant...

So I purchased Frozen Heart.

I was immediately met with: "THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?" by every teammate I had.

I laugh now when I think back to that.
I had a similar experience. My friend had me play a few tutorial missions and then threw me straight into PVP with him, no bots. So i'm playing Ryze as i dug him back in the day, and was building him completely wrong. For god sakes i had a brutalizer on him... STUPID STUPID STUPID!

Anywho, we were winning and pushed mid up to the inhib, Everyone else was gone so i took the inhib down, and it says "You are now Spawning Super Minions"
Sweet, i think to myself
Now what? Nobody told me that the inhibitor has a set respawn time. So i didn't know what to do. I pretty much just stood next to it, like i was guarding it or somethign, and the ENTIRE enemy team descends on me and just murders me. My buddy goes WTF Dude, why didn't you run?
"I was keeping the Super Minions Spawnin"
What are you talking about?
"I have no idea, how do the super minions spawn
They spawn when you kill the inhibitor, you don't have to stay there
"AH, my bad then
Also, drop the Brutalizer and grab frozen heart
"Grab what now?

We still won, but definitely not because of me
 

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Matthew94 said:
Daystar Clarion said:
Matthew94 said:
Yep, I was playing a game of killing floor and everyone was so stupid :D

It got Vladnag killed!


Good times.

I found our stupidity awe inspiring :D
I swear, Bobmus' internet was so bad, it's like he was on a connection from 1973.
Let's get some of that in here shall we!




Brandon237 said:
That is not stupid, that is awesome! And fun... and my friends plot murder when I start singing over the mic :D Can't understand why though =/
They were all mean to me as you can see in the first image :(
I remember during that match, accidentally backing out the window D:

We were quite retarded.
 

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IamShmgeggy said:
Dandark said:
This happens nearly every time I play League of legends.
It can be really bad when a champion who is tricky to build becomes popular in blind pick such as warwick or Urgot.
No! No you do not rush I.E on Urgot.

I have also lost many games because my teamates decided that after an ace and tower push when we are all wounded and the enemy team just respawned, that now is the perfect time to try and Baron without even checking it for wards.
I swear people think that if you manage to get Baron then you have instantly won the game because it's buff makes you invincible and able to one hit everything or something.

Even worse when the enemy is going for it and one guy on his own tries to steal it when he has no long range attacks to do it safely, no escapes to get away and no high damage attacks to secure it. Yeah on the 5% chance you manage to get that you will be dead and we will now be screwed 4v5 but it's ok we will die with slightly more gold than before.
I love dealing with people that think getting Baron makes you a 5v1 invincible god. Its so much easier to have your whole team push a lane they aren't in and grab 2 turrets, an Inhib and then drop a base turret down and then all of us teleport back to our base and laugh as they have to waste time fighting off the super minions. Yeah, by all means get baron, I'll use the time constructively by demolishing your base.
THis is exactly what I mean. We will be roaming and neither team knows the others location and some guy just suddenly pings Baron and starts blind wandering over there, he then tells everyone to come to Baron in chat and they then start it without even checking for wards.
They will then try to kill Baron while the enemy takes all of our turrets and some inhibs, by the time we are done they will have either destroyed our inhibs or come to Baron as we finish it to ace us since we are weakened and they know exactly where we are due to us not checking for wards.

But hey we got Baron and can easily beat them when they get a great initation on us and have a health advantage right?
 

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I don't mind nOObs, we were all nOObs at one point. I will be patient and teach you what I know.
However, there are a few who piss me off. Liars, the ones who say they have done this before, but haven't are a big one. Also, people who don't listen or take my advice.

Keep in mind there is a difference between my opinion and a fact. Saying I personally loved the sniper is an opinion and they don't have to do it. However, when I say you should at the very least do all the main missions on a planet before moving to the next one is a fact. One guy didn't listen he ended up being level 19 on a level 25 planet.... and wanted me to run him through things.

No, no I wont.
 

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NameIsRobertPaulson said:
According to Zileas (one of League's higher ups), about 45,000 people have been banned in the last year alone for breaking the rules. Considering it takes between 10 and 30 games to even get nominated for banning... it tells you how lousy it is.
The game has a very large and very active community. It's not outside the realms of probability that a lot of people don't meet the bad people - it's just that they're the only ones you hear about. See also: Republicans and Christians, especially when they overlap.
 

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Every pug game of... oh wait. NDA, Shit. Ok um... I cannot tell you which game it is but every single damn match has some asshole who thinks he is the real shit and rushes in to his demise just because he has the biggest stick. Well guess what you worthless piece of a team slot! Your stick ain't worth shit if your opponent has skills, no matter how small his stick is compared to yours.

Not only that but they then clog the chat with their vulgar attempts to lay the blame on either the game or their opponents cheating and/or not playing fair.

God I cannot wait for this thing to leave Beta so I no longer have to deal with these fuckwads!
AFAIK, Planetside 2 is not under NDA anymore.
 

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Steeveeo said:
Innocent Bystander said:
Well, I've never done one that bad, but I have dicked myself over before in similar ways. :p

I think my favorite thing to do, while over voice comms with some of my college friends, is be the first one out of the shop, then ninja-weld all the doors on the way out as fast as I can. None of them are full welds, mind you, but it's still funny to hear my friends on the other end curse me when they have to pull out their welder to open a 4% welded door, and then another and another.
I really don't play to many online games, but I've gotta say, Killing floor just has the capacity for all sorts of amazing and hilarious things to happen. One thing me and my friends would try and do is level block. I was trying to level up Commando, and made the mistake of asking my friends to leave the Stalkers to me. My one friend would actively ignore other enemies to kill only stalkers. The best though is when my friend was playing medic, and we close to levelling up, so he would be trying to heal us, and we would be running away shouting "no experience for you!" ...
We died a lot that round