So the moral of this thread is... I should re-download Killing Floor...
OT: Well... this one is about me actually

It was my first match on League of Legends and I had absolutely no idea what the hell I was doing. I selected Garen because he was the character I used in the tutorial and happened to be F2P that week.
As soon as the game starts I head straight for bot lane and past all of the turrets and straight for the mid lane once I hit their second turret. I ran into the dragon as I assumed that there would just be a regular mob there and was met with a fireball in the face.
Anyway...this level of idiocy goes on till about 25 minutes into the game. I had try to leave 3 times as I hadn't figured out that LoL doesn't really let you "leave" matches until you finish them and I realize on the 4th log-in that there is a merchant...
So I purchased Frozen Heart.
I was immediately met with: "THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?" by every teammate I had.
I laugh now when I think back to that.