That is just too noob...

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Saulkar

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Every pug game of... oh wait. NDA, Shit. Ok um... I cannot tell you which game it is but every single damn match has some asshole who thinks he is the real shit and rushes in to his demise just because he has the biggest stick. Well guess what you worthless piece of a team slot! Your stick ain't worth shit if your opponent has skills, no matter how small his stick is compared to yours.

Not only that but they then clog the chat with their vulgar attempts to lay the blame on either the game or their opponents cheating and/or not playing fair.

God I cannot wait for this thing to leave Beta so I no longer have to deal with these fuckwads!
 

felbot

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i was playing zreal one day and this ahri said at the start of the game "i like turtles" i responded with agreement as i too like turtles.

later in the game i managed to kill her once again and she just said "i love you".
to which i responded with "well we can be friends"
she said "damn friend zoned, i dont love you anymore im gonna go be with janna"
"shes hotter than you anyway".

quite a fun match.
 

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One time my friend and I were playing 2v2 Oddball in Halo 3 and we were beating the crap out of the other team. Eventually, we realized that, even when they were left alone with the ball, they didn't get any points. We thought they might not know how to play, so whenever we got close to them, we started yelling "YOU HAVE TO PICK UP THE SKULL TO GET POINTS". And of course, after that they started to score points. Not MUCH, of course. We felt kind of bad for them, actually.
 

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Matthew94 said:
Yep, I was playing a game of killing floor and everyone was so stupid :D

It got Vladnag killed!


Good times.

I found our stupidity awe inspiring :D
Oh god, Killing Floor. We had one friend, when me and a bunch of friends were all playing in the same house, who would go in his room and lock the door, 'cause inevitably this would happen;
Me: Okay, we're getting swarmed! I'll cover you guys, retreat to the door!
Pyro Friend: Go go go!
Support Friend: Some jackass welded the door shit!
Jackass friend (from inside his room): MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
 

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any time I play my Batman character on Saints Row 2 multiplayer. Batman has his whole body covered in black tattoos, all the piercings his face can hold, spiky green hair, Crow makeup, no shirt, no socks, no shoes, just baggy denim shorts. And a bat.

Thing is, unless i'm playing against terrible players, I will ALWAYS lose deathmatch playing Batman. But he's so infuriating that people forget that and accuse me of being cheap, or even cheating. But I ignore them, and Batman keeps up batting people in the face, locking them into an uncontrollable ragdoll, and stunlocking them as they are slowly beaten to death.

In fact, people become so entertained/enraged by this, they will themselves exclusively use bats. And then Batman shoots them all with the RPG
 

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Innocent Bystander said:
Oh god, Killing Floor. We had one friend, when me and a bunch of friends were all playing in the same house, who would go in his room and lock the door, 'cause inevitably this would happen;
Me: Okay, we're getting swarmed! I'll cover you guys, retreat to the door!
Pyro Friend: Go go go!
Support Friend: Some jackass welded the door shit!
Jackass friend (from inside his room): MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Interesting note, there's always one of those kinds of people in a group of friends. If you cannot figure out who amongst you is the Jackass Friend, it's probably you.

Another interesting note: It's me. >:)
 

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I never really find hardcore noobery to be something that earns my ire. I usually find it funnier to mess with people like that than get upset.
 

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This thread is just making me want to play Killing Floor...

About the only nooby thing I've experienced is that I was kicked from a few games of Counter-Strike:Source a long time ago for being too good. I don't know how I was ever good at it though, I tried again a while back and sucked.
 

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On Halo 3, some guy threatened to report me if I didn't give him the sniper rifle. Usually, that's pathetic, but the problem was he was on the other team. I started aiming exclusively at him.
 

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Everytime I play a (J)RPG and after I finish the story I usually go and read some about the game... I always feel so shit afterwards when I find out about simple things like upgrades and the like that I didn't notice that would've made the game so much simpler -.-

MiskWisk said:
On Halo 3, some guy threatened to report me if I didn't give him the sniper rifle. Usually, that's pathetic, but the problem was he was on the other team. I started aiming exclusively at him.
HAHA!!! that's hilarious xD
 

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Fluoxetine said:
Its definitely amateur weekend on League of Legends too. I've been ad carry Graves 3 times today. All three times I've gone up the middle lane to defend the jungler from potential invasion at the start of the game, and all 3 times the mid champs have started pinging wildly typing "GRAVES GO BOT GRAVES GO BOT".

I get the same crap when i go AD Shaco and run top lane. They all start hooting about how i should be jungling or running bot lane. I just tell them to relax and have fun, about 10 minutes in, i'm fed, running a Phantom Dancer and Infinity Edge and surprisingly they all start whining about how i'm stealing all the kills. Yes. I am. By running top, and warding/checking baron and river. Yes i'm stealing your kills. No gangplank, when you use your ult, you are not guaranteed the kill. No Kat, flashing in and ulting when i have dropped a Malphite down from 100% to about 30 with two abilities, i'm not giving you the kill. It fun, but some days i just wanna uninstall the game and play something else
 

The Wykydtron

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I'm always that infuriating idiot who counterpicks himself in LoL. Irelia versus Garen? DON'T MIND IF I DO!

Hey Irelia is my best top, Ahri is my best mid and Hecarim is my best jungler. Them's the breaks. I doubt you can truly counter junglers though, they aren't facing off against anyone. They do their own thing pretty much.

At this skill level counterpicks are less important, my friend is so good with Lux for example he regularly beats his counters on a daily basis. Worrying about counterpicks too much at lower ELO levels isn't worth it. You could have a good Katarina and an average Malzahar and the Kat would win despite being countered. Believe me, i've done it.