That Joke

[SSoSFAGTiaCaGwaP]

You know that joke. It's the one you instantly think of when asked to tell one. You use it at parties, your friends now know it off by heart because you tell it too much, you use it to break the ice. What is "that joke" for you?

Mine is:
When is a door not a door?
When it's ajar.

So horrible, it's funny.

 

[AbstractJuggler]

The firsts joke that comes to mind is a twenty minute long one involving a talking snake and a very important lever, culminating in the most anti-climactic pun ever.

 

[Rusman]

I don't have any jokes... I just start talking and generally funny/weird stuff comes out, if people find it funny then I'll enjoy hanging out with them... if they back away slowly it just wasn't meant to be.

 

[Lukeje]

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

Spoiler

You're too young to get engaged.

Stolen from a friend, and the absurdity of it makes it stand out as slightly original.

 

[similar.squirrel]

The only one that comes to mind is my 'Mormonzola' pun, but that's because I really messed it up once when I was high, and ended up saying 'what do you call cheese from Utah? Shit.'

 

[Ice Car]

What did the 5 fingers say to the face? SLAP

Only about... Everyone falls for that. It's funny when it happens, but sometimes people get pissed off and maybe... You know, take offense to it and try to kick my ass.

 

[King of the Sandbox]

"Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"Interrupting cow."

"Interrupting co-"

"MOO."

 

[SSoSFAGTiaCaGwaP]

"Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"Interrupting cow."

"Interrupting co-"

"MOO."

Here's the second part:

Knock knock
Who's there?
Interrupting sloth

At this point, they usually look at you slyly, and try and say "Interrupting sloth who" as fast as they can. Stand there and say nothing. After a while, make a groaning sound similar to that of a sloth's. One of my favourite jokes.

 

[PureChaos]

"Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"Interrupting cow."

"Interrupting co-"

"MOO."

not heard that for AGES. made me smile

mine: two sausages are in a frying pan, one sausage says 'my GOD it's getting hot' and the other sausage says 'AAAAAAAH, A TALKING SAUSAGE'

 

[Rawne1980]

Why does Edward woodward have so many D's in his name?

Because if he didn't he'd be called Ewar Woowar.

Heard that once and made me laugh like a drunk maniac.

Also, what do you call a fish with no eyes?


Fsh.

 

[mjc0961]

The firsts joke that comes to mind is a twenty minute long one involving a talking snake and a very important lever, culminating in the most anti-climactic pun ever.

That's the one I thought of when I saw the thread title, and was prepared to name it as the most obnoxious joke ever if that's what this thread was asking. But it's not, so I have nothing. Nobody really asks me to tell jokes.

 

[King of the Sandbox]

snip

Here's the second part:

Knock knock
Who's there?
Interrupting sloth

At this point, they usually look at you slyly, and try and say "Interrupting sloth who" as fast as they can. Stand there and say nothing. After a while, make a groaning sound similar to that of a sloth's. One of my favourite jokes.

Have you ever finished it off with the third act? The Completely Uncalled For?

snip
not heard that for AGES. made me smile

mine: two sausages are in a frying pan, one sausage says 'my GOD it's getting hot' and the other sausage says 'AAAAAAAH, A TALKING SAUSAGE'

You're welcome.

Also, I' lol'd. I imagine you to be British, as my in-laws are and that's the only other place I've heard that one.

LOVE me some British humor.

 

[Spambot 3000]

What did the boy with no limbs get for Christmas?

A basketball.

 

[Reaper195]

What has four legs, is brown and green, and hurts when it falls on you from a tree?
A pool table.

What's pink and floats in a pool?
A dead baby.
What's green and floats in a pool?
Same baby, a month later.

How did the dead baby cross the road?
It was nailed to the chicken.

 

[Ulquiorra4sama]

"Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"Interrupting cow."

"Interrupting co-"

"MOO."

I'll give you another
Personally i don't really have one though. People never know what sort of hilarity i'm gonna spout next, be it a sarcastic jab at something or something completely random.

 

[MinimanZombie]

Ah here's one.

A blonde walks into a bar
Her friends duck.

(A metal bar like a pipe, incase you didn't get it)

 

[ZiggyE]

A duck walks into a bar.
Animal control is immediately called and the duck is released in a nearby pond.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar.
What a fine example of a religiously integrated society.

 

[DJMasterFunkyFresh]

What has four legs, is brown and green, and hurts when it falls on you from a tree?
A pool table.

What's pink and floats in a pool?
A dead baby.
What's green and floats in a pool?
Same baby, a month later.

How did the dead baby cross the road?
It was nailed to the chicken.

I love dead baby jokes

Hears one: So i got this new baby on board sign for my car because, you know, its for the baby and all... and then one day the damn thing fell out! HA! guess I don't need that sign any more...

 

[THEMILKMAN]

What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, they waved.

Your avatar perfectly reflects my reaction to that joke.

"What do you call four bull fighters caught in quicksand?"
*pause*
"quatro sinko"
*ba dum tish*