That really stupid thing.

[Marik2]

I tend to chew on stuff like pencils, the "strings" from the hood of my hoodie etc.

Also every time soneoen says something, teh first thing my brain does is try to come up with a more or less funny/perverted answer. Sometimes it's really ahrd to hold back.

Wow I thought I was the only one who did those things.

 

[khaimera]

I have to try really hard. AND I MEAN REALLY HARD, not to stab people randomly whilst walking on the streets. Considering that I always carry one in my pocket (they are useful, okay?) and that I am extremely skilled at using them (I even have a white arms licence), it gets hard to resist that one impulse.

VERY HARD!
KNiiiiiiiiiiiveeeeessssssssssss.

Ummmmmm. Maybe you should rethink the idea of carrying around a knife out in public. I am now scared of you. I hope you're happy

 

[BillyShakes]

I always get the urge to jump through somebody's windscreen whenever I'm walking along a busy street. The driver's amount of confusion would make it all worth it.

 

[Lullabye]

Write "dick" in tiny penis drawings over any nice car i see...

 

[dietpeachsnapple]

Compliments...

I always see things that make me want to tackle the person and give them a very specific compliment, but it is rarely socially acceptable.

 

[Frankydee]

I tend to chew on stupid stuff like writing utensils and saftey pins. People tend to get freaked out about it.

 

[pendragonown]

Try to act reasonable...whenever something comes up, I usually pick the more dangerous/stupid choice.

 

[MurderousToaster]

Lure a pedo a la Hansen, ask him to "Take a seat over there", walk up to him and punch him in his smug, child-shagging face.

 

[Just Pman]

Walk into a convience store, and while putting on gloves, say "Now would be a good time to leave."
Also while on an elevator spaz out, start hitting my head while screaming "Shut up, shut up, shut up!!"

 

[x0ny]

When stuff in a shop gets knocked onto the floor, if I see it, I always pick it up and put it back on the shelf. Fortunately this Christmas, I did most of my shopping online. Give the gift of game! ^^

 

[klakkat]

Every time I'm driving and am next to a cliff, I say to myself "I wonder what it would feel like to go over it?" then I start imagining said event, and usually drive closer to the cliff. Oddly, I don't have any suicidal tendencies, and I'm actually afraid of heights (I won't get near a cliff on foot). It's just something about cliffs and cars...

 

[Tartarga]

I constantly want to yell I'M A BADASS! and jump off of stuff. I don't know why.

 

[War Penguin]

I always lightly say "excuse me" under my breath a lot for no reason. I have no clue why. I guess it's just the polite guy in me trying to get out.

 

[Shadowfaze]

I get an isatiable urge to make cups of tea at around 3am. i dont know why...

 

[Sevre]

Scratch my sack. I'm not even kidding. Sometimes I find my self doing it in public without even realizing it.

You're a God walking amongst mere mortals.

 

[likalaruku]

I wanted to host a secret Zombie parade in either the middle east or Africa (because Romero & African zombies are very different). & by Zombie Parade, I mean everyone in character, painted & dressed to look like a corpse, chasing people & trying to eat their braaaaains while the citizens had no idea what he f**k was going on. Problem is...someone would totally get shot.

 

[teisjm]

I tend to chew on stuff like pencils, the "strings" from the hood of my hoodie etc.

I have that one too, in fact I have a lot of the ones on this thread.

I also have the tendency to say "That's what she said" at the end of peoples sentences, most likely a cause of watching The Office.

That one's a favourite of mine, along with anything can can be twisted into something perverted about whoever said somethings mom

 

[Dark Knifer]

I have to fight the urge to run up and punch someone in the face, just to see the reactions of the person.

 

[Instant K4rma]

Any time a Beatles song come son, no matter where I am, I start singing along, attepmting to impersonate the voice of whichever one of the four is singing. My Lennon, Harrison and McCartney singing voices sound pretty good, but I cant sound like Ringo, no matter how hard I try.