That really stupid thing.

[Uncreative]

Overall, I'd say not sounding like Ringo is a good thing.
Poor Ringo.

Minor one I just remembered. I can't walk down a hallway without reaching out and tapping the wall. No idea why.

 

[Soxafloppin]

I nibble my nails

but never bite them.

 

[similar.squirrel]

I have the urge to knock off a policemens helmet. 3 reasons being that 1. It's a ridiculous hat. 2. I want to see if they have coneheads 3. I want to see the policemans reaction.

Reason 4; You are of the Wooster line.

OT: Occasionally get the urge to brain somebody with a chair or something in school. It would really drive down tension.
I also hate to have my hands not covered by sleeves.

 

[The DSM]

When someone annoys me tackle them and smash there face in.

 

[sauerkraus]

I constantly have an urge to become an animal and use all four limbs to get around, like I want to cast off this shroud of civility.

 

[rocket pike]

http://xkcd.com/162/

That about sums it up

 

[Unstoppable Wall]

Well it's actually really fun to do but I know I shouldn't so I restrain myself so I've only done it a couple times.

In a really crowded area just yell "OH MY GOD THAT GUY LOOKS LIKE HITLER!!!" and watch everyone whip their heads around trying to find them. God it's funny but at some point someone WILL take offense so it's better I don't do it too often.

Peace,War,Love,Hate,Chaos and Greed
-Unstoppable Wall

 

[Tonimata]

I have to try really hard. AND I MEAN REALLY HARD, not to stab people randomly whilst walking on the streets. Considering that I always carry one in my pocket (they are useful, okay?) and that I am extremely skilled at using them (I even have a white arms licence), it gets hard to resist that one impulse.

VERY HARD!
KNiiiiiiiiiiiveeeeessssssssssss.

Ummmmmm. Maybe you should rethink the idea of carrying around a knife out in public. I am now scared of you. I hope you're happy

No.
My knife stays were it is.
And since it stays right in YOUR SKULL!
Yes, very happy, thanks.
Oh, and don't worry. People usually don't realize I carry it. Mainly because when their brains start to make the appropiate connections that lead to the realization that their lives are at stake, those connections are deftly severed.

 

[Red Right Hand]

Scratch my sack. I'm not even kidding. Sometimes I find my self doing it in public without even realizing it.

Somebody else who does it! I've got to the stage where i don't even care if anyone is even watching me, i do it anyway cause it feels so good.

I mosh in public when I listen to music. They look at me like I'm out of my mind, but it just comes natural. I can't not do it.

Yeah I know when I grunge-bang in public people think i'm on drugs or somethin.

 

[molester jester]

I have to try really hard. AND I MEAN REALLY HARD, not to stab people randomly whilst walking on the streets. Considering that I always carry one in my pocket (they are useful, okay?) and that I am extremely skilled at using them (I even have a white arms licence), it gets hard to resist that one impulse.

VERY HARD!
KNiiiiiiiiiiiveeeeessssssssssss.

Yeah the board for people who have watched the dark knight one to many times is over that way ----> you can indulge your joker Esq fantasy's as much as you want on it.

 

[Sethzard]

i chew pencils, pens bottle lids and ringpulls from cans

 

[Tonimata]

I have to try really hard. AND I MEAN REALLY HARD, not to stab people randomly whilst walking on the streets. Considering that I always carry one in my pocket (they are useful, okay?) and that I am extremely skilled at using them (I even have a white arms licence), it gets hard to resist that one impulse.

VERY HARD!
KNiiiiiiiiiiiveeeeessssssssssss.

Yeah the board for people who have watched the dark knight one to many times is over that way ----> you can indulge your joker Esq fantasy's as much as you want on it.

The wuh...
You...
I'm not...
WHAT?!
No, good sir, I've only (reportedly) seen that movie once. If anything, my inspiration for being an unstable psychopath with an obsessive compulsive tendency to KNIVES most likely comes form other sources of inspiration. Namely, Black Mage as re-imagined by Mr Brian Clevinger.
LOOK IT UP
And yeah, assuming things about other people without certainty can lead to extremely awkward situations, where, in the best case scenario, the person of whom you've assumed a certain characteristic will get offended that you've sent him towards a completely unexplanatory and rather badly written line of text.
Try harder next time

 

[SoftballchicK3]

whenever i'm listening to my ipod, i turn it up as loud as it will go, and sing and dance no matter where i am. okay, i try not to dance in public, but thats hard sometimes, especially when its a good song!

 

[Communist partisan]

scratching my head dunno why usally than I'm concentrated or stressed.

 

[YoUnG205]

I crack my knuckles alot when I am bored.

 

[molester jester]

I have to try really hard. AND I MEAN REALLY HARD, not to stab people randomly whilst walking on the streets. Considering that I always carry one in my pocket (they are useful, okay?) and that I am extremely skilled at using them (I even have a white arms licence), it gets hard to resist that one impulse.

VERY HARD!
KNiiiiiiiiiiiveeeeessssssssssss.

Yeah the board for people who have watched the dark knight one to many times is over that way ----> you can indulge your joker Esq fantasy's as much as you want on it.

The wuh...
You...
I'm not...
WHAT?!
No, good sir, I've only (reportedly) seen that movie once. If anything, my inspiration for being an unstable psychopath with an obsessive compulsive tendency to KNIVES most likely comes form other sources of inspiration. Namely, Black Mage as re-imagined by Mr Brian Clevinger.
LOOK IT UP
And yeah, assuming things about other people without certainty can lead to extremely awkward situations, where, in the best case scenario, the person of whom you've assumed a certain characteristic will get offended that you've sent him towards a completely unexplanatory and rather badly written line of text.
Try harder next time

Yeah can not be bothered to read that, But it is a pretty stupid idea to wonder about in public with a knife in your pocket at all times

 

[Tonimata]

I have to try really hard. AND I MEAN REALLY HARD, not to stab people randomly whilst walking on the streets. Considering that I always carry one in my pocket (they are useful, okay?) and that I am extremely skilled at using them (I even have a white arms licence), it gets hard to resist that one impulse.

VERY HARD!
KNiiiiiiiiiiiveeeeessssssssssss.

Yeah the board for people who have watched the dark knight one to many times is over that way ----> you can indulge your joker Esq fantasy's as much as you want on it.

The wuh...
You...
I'm not...
WHAT?!
No, good sir, I've only (reportedly) seen that movie once. If anything, my inspiration for being an unstable psychopath with an obsessive compulsive tendency to KNIVES most likely comes form other sources of inspiration. Namely, Black Mage as re-imagined by Mr Brian Clevinger.
LOOK IT UP
And yeah, assuming things about other people without certainty can lead to extremely awkward situations, where, in the best case scenario, the person of whom you've assumed a certain characteristic will get offended that you've sent him towards a completely unexplanatory and rather badly written line of text.
Try harder next time

Yeah can not be bothered to read that, But it is a pretty stupid idea to wonder about in public with a knife in your pocket at all times

So does that mean I win ?
And so long as I have my white arms license, I am perfectly in my right to carry a self defense weapon with me (specially considering where I'm from), so I don't see how it is stupid in any way. Please indulge me.

 

[asteroth21nox]

I sometimes can't controle myself when it comes to saying the obvious in public. "She's so going to go back to her ex" " Oh look, he thinks she cares about what he thinks" " Hey! a christian! bet he'll give the guy wearing all black a dirty look." " shhh! watch watch....she's going to fart and blame it on that fat guy....oh!" "Two months...I know they are married but look at them. He thinks she's everything and she thinks he's her meal ticket."

Just a few recient examples...which I am proud to say all turned out true.

 

[DemonicVixen]

Everybody has them. Little urges to do something utterly ridiculous, that no matter how many times you resist just won't go away.

Personally, I have to fight not to yell "KICK HIM IN THE CROTCH!" and run away every time I enter a crowded area.

So, what are your stupid urges? Are they crazy big things, crazy little things, or just weird habits?

This and also to suddenly run around screaming for no reason. Actually thats only one of my many stupid things that i feel like doing. Pity i just don't have the confidence.