That was the most horrific thing I've ever tasted!

[DoctorWhat]

Sushi... Yeah, just sushi. I actually spat it back up on the plate (not a good thing to do in retrospect).

y'know, interesting tidbit about my body for ya here: sushi could kill me. Quite literally. But it's only COULD. I MIGHT have haemachromatosis (sp?) which causes too much iron absorbtion, and somehow, bacteria on raw fish affects it and can kill me. YAY! Now I have an excuse not to eat it!

Anyway, on to my answer: it's a toss up between a gag sweet flavoured like garlic and some nasty mufuggin concoction I made once...
I'm not one for strong flavours, and Iespecially don't like too much garlic, so to me, that sweet was like a 1cm^3 ball of death. I pretty much threw up as soon as the thing touched my tongue...
And the concotion, if I remember correctly, was made up of: ground ginger, salsa, slightly spoiled milk, cream cheese, flat coca cola, paprika, and a great heaping dollop of horseradish. Never again.

 

[mrpenguinismyhomeboy]

Vegemite.

I'm sorry Australia, but that shit is gross.

 

[The Fork of Truth]

Banana and onion smoothies are not fun. It's not just the taste but the texture: like coconut in watered-down jelly.

Did you get that idea off LRR, by any chance?

Yes. A few friends and I organized an Iron Stomach Challenge. The person who managed to drink a whole smoothie had to eat a spoonful of cinnamon.

 

[Judgement101]

any soy thing is just bad

 

[Sigel]

A drink from an herbal shop that was supposed to help me sleep. It had Valerian in it and it smelled like old sweaty socks, and tasted horrible. I couldn't get past the first sip. what a waste of $5.

 

[GrinningManiac]

Andean Cream - Think really, really thin, REALLY sweet, sickly porridge. Like water, but with gunk in it and with a horrifically teeth-rotting aftertaste

Papaya Juice - Cold, lumpy bathwater. That's it, that's all there is to it

I had them both at the same time, during the worst meal of my life. It was hilarious by the end, cus two of my mates threw up (not ill, they were fine, their stomaches just WOULDN'T accept the food) and we thought we were all drugged because we were miserable half-way through (hour between each course, all courses were bad, drink came with dessert (wtf?)) but we were giddy by the end

 

[maninahat]

I tried making a Chinese dish called "Drunken Chicken", which is basically cold chicken that has been soaked in liquor for hours on end. I guess I made it wrong, because the final product tasted like I had used bleach.

Another time, my oven was playing up - a pie is only supposed to take about 45 minutes to cook from frozen...nearly two hours later, I pull this...this "pie" from the oven. It was soggy and still frozen in the middle. It was like eating a soggy balaclava full of lego bricks.

These are the worst, despite me occasionally drinking things like cologne for the lolz.

 

[maninahat]

any soy thing is just bad

Agreed. My ex used to buy stuff with tofu in it on purpose, just to piss me off.

 

[lack of self CTRL]

blue cheese. it tastes like someone got a cup of garbage water & poured it down my mouth

 

[Ham_authority95]

Once I drank some milk without noticing it had expired until I took my first sip. That was disgusting.

Oh I also did this.

I think there were things already living in it too....

 

[Snotnarok]

Peanutbutter, makes me puke, even the smell makes me ill. It's nasty and I have no idea how ANYONE has that.

 

[Bullet Alchemist]

I forgot about something. Me and some friends hid sweets and stuff in one of our school classrooms. Three years later somebody tricked one of my mates into eating some. His face looked like he'd just swallowed feaces that had been marinated in lemon juice for a few days.

 

[Lord Beautiful]

Nyquil. "Cherry flavored," my ass.

 

[ldbmikey86]

Most recent: The burnt crusty sides of my mom's Egg-bake from the inside of the crockpot. The middle's delicious; just DO NOT scrape around the sides or be prepared to gag like I did.

And the most notorious: Bleu cheese. I fucking HATE bleu cheese. I don't like using the word 'hate', but in this case it's necessary.

 

[Raesvelg]

Asparagus literally triggers my gag reflex. Don't entirely know why, but that stuff is just awful.

 

[Vitor Goncalves]

Between Anchovy, Brussels sprouts and aspirin powder I dont know what tastes worse to me.

 

[TheTurtleMan]

I was convinced to try some cake by my family who swore it was the greatest food they had ever had. It had a bizarre taste of charcoal and the tears of polar bear cub. The cake was a lie.