Thats not funny....thats horrible.

[Wintermoot]

anythinjg made by the meet the spartans guys on themselfs (Meet The Spartans, Epic Movie, Disaster Movie, Vampires suck etc.) 90% of the Justin Biber fan,s arguments "you,re just jealous" "dont keep on hating" 90% of the Twitards for being bat crap insane and that,s about it oh, and overprotective parents for keeping their kids away from he real world

 

[The_ModeRazor]

Nah, my only complaint is if the humor sucks. Then they are just being insensitive fuckwits who like to poke the hornet's nest.

 

[ultrachicken]

95% of "Adult Swim" cartoons.

Adult Swim bothers me because of how none of their shows make any sort of sense.

 

[David_G]

On topic:
Nothinq is sacred, everythinq is hilarious.

Yeah, that really is awesome.



OT: Nothing really offends me, if it's funny I laugh, that's as simple as it gets.

EDIT: The new comic by Cyanide & Happiness just shows you what kind of humor they have if you're looking to get into them:

 

[Yokai]

I had the misfortune of seeing a Happy Tree Friends video when I was very young. I literally felt sick to my stomach.

This. Whoever actually finds those funny has some sort of severe imbalance.

 

[mrdude2010]

Not trying to be rude here....but what so tasteless about that??? Was it made on the day Irwin died??? Did Bear Grylls die or something???

I was wondering this. It's really not the worst thing Cyanide and Happiness have done.
Really OP, if death is too horrible for you, I really don't think you should be watching things from a group called Cyanide and Happiness.

OT: No, I haven't found anything that makes me find it not funny because it's horrible, I usually end up finding it funny because it took the unexpected turn to horrible.

this.

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[Stasisesque]

Has to be Planet Terror for me. I can't stand these unoriginal "parody" movies.

Uhm, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grindhouse

It's not a parody movie.

 

[ffxfriek]

On topic:
Nothinq is sacred, everythinq is hilarious.

that sounds really cool now that i think about it so feel free to use it and you can take credit as lonq as you use it cleverly

Oh man, I'm so using that line the next time someone gets upset at something I say. +10 internets to you.

it is an internet rule. look up the rules of the internet because im going to sleep in 5. sorry ill come back tomorrow and post them for you if you dont see them by then

 

[RatRace123]

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Mustang?

I don't have a punchline for this joke...

A mustang doesn't taste anywhere near as good.

 

[AvsJoe]

That's horrible.

BWAHAHAHAHA! I'm sorry, but you're reaction to this commercial made my day.

Gore movies, I simply don't see the appeal.

Inconvenient Truth was just horrible.

lol

A lot of entries on "America's Funniest Home Videos" and stuff of a similar vein. Most of what these guys consider goofy slapstick or crude jokes, I see as seriously painful or insultingly harsh. Things like people being bounced off trampolines onto the hard ground and such... and people laugh at these videos? I wince.

How can you not laugh?

*little kid holds big baseball bat while his dad sets up a t-ball*
"Hehehe, he's gonna get hit in the nuts, watch this!"
*the inevitable happens, but in this case with enough force to paralyze a grown man in pain*
"Hahahahaha! Right in the balls! Dude, he dropped like a rock! Oh look, he's crying! Hahahahahaha!"

/sarcasm

Yeah, I agree, especially when the cameraman/woman continues right on filming instead of turning off the camera and lending a freaking hand.

 

[RatRace123]

Oh, wait I remember my thing that I don't find funny.
I can't believe I found that.

And it's not that I'm offended by it, as much as it pisses me off. If the genders were reversed in that situation it'd probably be a commercial to condemn relationship abuse or some shit like that.
But since it's a woman breaking up with a man over the phone and through the internet, it's cool and supposed to be funny.

THAT'S NOT FUCKING FUNNY! THAT'S A DOUCHE WAY TO BREAK OFF A RELATIONSHIP!
I still can't even explain why this pisses me off so much! I'm not in a relationship and I've never had one end in that manner. I guess some things will just piss you off for no real reason.

 

[fozzy360]

I had the misfortune of seeing a Happy Tree Friends video when I was very young. I literally felt sick to my stomach.

This. Whoever actually finds those funny has some sort of severe imbalance.

Then I must be one messed up individual, because I love Happy Tree Friends. So, do I need help?

I don't find much offensive, or, rather, I haven't found anything comedic that has offended me. I have a depraved sense of humor, and, according to some, that means I'm unbalanced as hell. I don't care. If I find it funny, I laugh. If it's not funny, then I don't laugh.

 

[konkwastaken]

An episode of Family Guy when Peter asks Joe what happened to his son, and he casually says "He died in Iraq". Was that a joke? Was it meant to be funny? I have friends that died in Iraq. It wasn't funny.

that wasnt a joke, it was just an explanation as to why Joes son is no longer in the series, he was pretty much replaced by the baby bonnie gave birth to after being pregnant for 6 years.

A similar way of getting closure on a character was done in the IT crowd, Moss' explanation for Richmond not being in the whole of series 3 was "he got scurvy"

 

[Scarim Coral]

Probably this video where a guy was doing a break dance with a crowd watching. A careless child wander into the guy dance and the guy accidently kick the child off the ground (he didn't seen the child). By the way this is playing with the Street Fighter 2 sound effect. It's on youtube but I rather not post it here.
Yeah the sound effect make it some what funny to some (I know a few people who laught at the video). To me I was more concern of the child injury eventhough it was the child or the parent fault for the child to wander in to the guy dance.

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

Erm.

I find dead baby jokes funny. Unless I see a video or a picture of something that is actually disgusting (such as the people who set fire to a cat) then I'll probably find it hilarious.

On a side note, Happy Tree Friends is absolutely fucking hilarious.

EDIT: Some people made some pretty awful jokes when The Rev died, I thought that was incredibly insensitive. I usually lave the jokes about dead people a few months before I do them.

 

[E-Penguin]

I had the misfortune of seeing a Happy Tree Friends video when I was very young. I literally felt sick to my stomach.

I saw one when I was about 13 - 14. I still strongly dislike that show.

 

[ThatLankyBastard]

Anyone here ever heard of Leo and Satan? It's a hilarious little thing that I watch on Youtube. Anyway in one episode (I forget which one), Leo and Satan are talking about algebra and Leo says "this stuff is harder than the death of my sisters unborn fetus"...

I really didn't enjoy that episode...

LEO and SATAN! I think it might have been the murder of Leo. It might have been funny if it weren't so damn sad seeing Satan crying over the tragedy of it all.

I would agree but I had to laugh at the little clip after the credits on that one...