The 1st thing you do as a superhero/supervillian?

[Ironic Pirate]

If i had invisibility i would tea bag someones drink and laugh my ass off

But wouldn't you also be blinded, because the light that bounces off you and allows you to see would go through you instead?

Anyway, I would say "Fucking A, super powers!" and continue about my day. I'm rather lazy.

Yet another good thread Mr. Happyface.

 

[titanium turtle]

become rich and awesome

 

[Josh123914]

Villain - find a hive-minded workforce(I can't do it alone)
Hero - wait until the villain does that, walk in roughly an hour later and kick some serious ass

 

[Deacon Cole]

Go pick up chicks. Literally.

 

[Wrists]

I would throw a molotov cocktail into the sun, and then molotov everything within sight whilst dancing like a highly successful gold prospector from the 1800's.

Eventually I would get bored and destroy Los Angeles or London or Wheathampstead or something...