The 1st thing you do as a superhero/supervillian?

[Random Argument Man]

Link battle to the death with a certain someone.

This day has been prepicted, and so be it. Have at you (but please don´t hit the face)!

Just know that I'm coming for you. I will get you.

 

[Psionronin]

go to crap parts of town, beat up drug dealers and take their money.

 

[El Poncho]

I will show my friends probably. INFACT I will say I have superpowers, bet them all a tenner then show them.

 

[Guestowel]

I would use my powers to make a bit of money in drunken bar bets

 

[Incredible Bullshitting Man]

Link battle to the death with a certain someone.

This day has been prepicted, and so be it. Have at you (but please don´t hit the face)!

Just know that I'm coming for you. I will get you.

What the hell...I need to sign up for that? Bullshit, lets end this.

 

[Coldfreeze]

I would work for the army as the first superhuman soldier ever. I would be one of the best gunslingers, also i would run and fight with out ever getting tired. i Could regenerate my body. Man you made my day with this thread.

 

[Random Argument Man]

Link battle to the death with a certain someone.

This day has been prepicted, and so be it. Have at you (but please don´t hit the face)!

Just know that I'm coming for you. I will get you.

What the hell...I need to sign up for that? Bullshit, lets end this.

Alright, fuck it.I'm throwing the cool bomb on you. See you later. "Runs away".

 

[Incredible Bullshitting Man]

*Brutality*

Aagh, my face! My beautiful face!

 

[likalaruku]

Superhero: Send massive amounts of food to Zimbabwe.

Supervillain: Set fire to Hollywood.

 

[soren7550]

First thing I'd do w/ superpowers is to try the shit out of it.

 

[SextusMaximus]

Dance of course...

And then I'd go bowling and use my powers to get a 300.

 

[BlueTomfoolery]

I'd mind control every superhero and put them in a porno. No, wait. That's already been done.

I'd use my psychic-ness to make sure there is nothing crappy to watch on the telly.

 

[Hutchy_Bear]

Generally dick around.

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

DELETED

 

[The Austin]

Make a costume and get some publicity.

 

[VincentX3]

Simple. Kill the Batman.

What's the fun in killing him? THEN who would you have?!

 

[Deathwatch050]

Let's see now... first I would find the one person I love truly and watch them from a rooftop Assassin's Creed style, then I would go and activate my invisibility powers and do what Yahtzee suggested on fullyramblomatic dot com then I would go and beat the stuffing out of some people I don't like and hang them from something high up.

Then I would conquer the world somehow and turn it into a utopia. Then build a paradise out of Australia. Then build a real-world edition of DooM and force Michael Atkinson to play through every level created by iD just so we can see him fail spectacularly.

There's plenty more, but I've got stuff to do.

-Frosty05

 

[archvile93]

If i had invisibility i would tea bag someones drink and laugh my ass off

Why not go the whole nine yards and piss in it? I'd just use my super mind powers to invest in all the right companies.