The 5 best and 5 worst films you have ever seen.

[LiquidGrape]

A Sample of Best:

Persona (Ingmar Bergman, 1966)
The very essence of filmmaking. Put on film.

Wings of Desire (Wim Wenders, 1987)
The most spiritually uplifting experience I ever derived from a film.
- And I am NOT a spiritual person.

3-Iron (Kim Ki-duk, 2004)
Cinematic poetry. Symptomatic of the reemergent silent cinema.

Mulholland Drive (David Lynch, 2001)
His most heartbreaking dream play to date.

Batman Returns (Tim Burton, 1992)
German expressionism plus Michelle Pfeiffer in skin-tight vinyl equals genius.

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A Sample of Worst:
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Sex and the City: The Movie (Michael Patrick King, 2008)
A consumerist tract which has the galls to moralize about the virtues of a modest lifestyle in the last fifteen minutes.
Utterly reprehensible.

Death Proof (Quentin Tarantino, 2007)
The one-trick-pony returns with his most ridiculously vacuous film as of yet.

Slim Susie (Ulf Malmros, 2003)
You know what's hilarious? Young girls in rural Sweden getting hooked on drugs.
Oh be STILL my aching sides!

Titanic (James Cameron, 1997)
The anti-romance.

Braveheart (Mel Gibson, 1995)
They may take our lives, but they can never stop me from walking out on this turgid wreck every time it appears on a film network.

 

[WittyName]

Best: (In no particular order)
- Batman Begins
- Die Hard
- The Matrix
- Casino Royale
- Planet Terror

Worst: (Again, in no particular order)
- Mamma Mia
- Indiana Jones: Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull
- I Am Legend
- Spider-man 3
- Any film that stars Steven Seagal

 

[Aerodynamic]

Best:
1. Fight Club
2. Fight Club
3. Fight Club
4. Fight Club
5. Fight Club

Sorry, I tend to forget the existence of other movies while thinking of Fight Club.

 

[Volstag9]

Best
District 9
Hot Fuzz
Shaun of the Dead
Joyeux Noel
Aliens

Worst
Lost in Space
Aliens Vs. Predator

ummm er uh... yea i cant think of many at least for now...

 

[WorldCritic]

Best:
-Jurassic Park
-Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
-Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children (Look I liked it ok)
-The Dark Knight
-Iron Man

Worst:
-Oedipus (My God, worst fucking movie ever.)
-Planet of the Apes (2001 remake)
-Halloween (2007 remake)
-Resident Evil Apocalypse (I watched this because I was excited to see Nemesis. I regret every minute I spent watching this movie.)
-Super Mario Bros. (My childhood died that day.)

 

[quiet_samurai]

Best

1. Shawshank Redemption
2. Return of the Jedi
3. Fight club
4. The Matrix
5. The Thing

Alien, LOTR trilogy, Apocalypse Now, Goodfellas are all honorable mentions. There are alot but these are the only ones that came to mind.

Worst

1. Meet the Spartans
2. Alone in the Dark
3. Bloodrayne
4. Battlefield Earth
5. Daredevil

And so many many more.

 

[BlumiereBleck]

best
1. Donnie Darko
2. The Butterfly Effect
3. Transformers(2007)
4. American Pie
5. The Sandlot

worst
1. epic movie
2. star wars episode 2 attack of the clones
3. hamlet 2
4. the santa clause 2
5. da vinci code

 

[A Weary Exile]

Screw your numerical limitations.

Best

1. Watchmen
2. Goodfellas
3. A Clockwork Orange
4. Full Metal Jacket
5. The Shining
6.Snatch
7. Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels
8. The Departed
9. The Dark Knight
10. Lucky Number Sleven
11. The Godfather (Part I and Part II are awesome, but I've yet to see Part III. From what i hear it's crap.)
12. Seven
13. Brazil
14. All the Monty Python Movies
15. Shaun of the Dead

Worst

1. The Spirit
2. Sin City
3. 2001: Space Odyssey (I was so hyped to see it too. I was quite disappointed.)
4. Apocalypse Now (Mostly because it had horrible pacing, it moved far too slowly for me.)
5. Transformers 1 and 2
6. Every Saw after the original

 

[CouchCommando]

Good List
Magnificent Seven-western
The Great Escape-war
Ben-Hur-Ancient world
Terminator 2-Sci-Fi
Mars Attacks-Comedy Sci-Fi

Bad List
Easy rider-wtf?
2001 a Space Oddyssy-Sci Fi
Any musical you can think of
Butterfly effect-good sleep that one.
Titanic-Yeah that was just baaaaaaaad. But I'm a guy so hey.

 

[TheLazyKnight]

Best (Not really in any order):
1. Gangs of New York
2. Braveheart
3. Legends of the Fall
4. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
5. The Lord of the Rings Trilogy

and 6. Shutter Island

Worst:
1. Abandon (I dare you to know this movie.)
2. Red Eye
3. Mr. 3000
4. Leatherheads
5. House of the Dead

And I just realized I went to all of these movies with the same person...

 

[lacktheknack]

Top 5 - Disaster Movie
Bottom 5 - Schiendlers List








Flip them around

Yeah, thanks for the heart attack.

 

[Shock and Awe]

I can't think of any particularly bad ones at the moment, but here are some of my favorites,

-Patton
-Full Metal Jacket
-Dr. Strangelove
-Spirited Away
-Saving Private Ryan

 

[Skipper1313]

For anyone who can't think of a worst movie, I invite you to watch 'Megashark vs Giant Octopus'. They attempted to 'make it as realistic as possible', and failed beyond reason. worst movie I have ever seen.

 

[Commissar Sae]

Best:
-Joyeux Noel--> Amazing film about christmas in the trenches
-Grave of the fireflies--> This movie is spectaculer but leaves you depressed for weeks
-Pans Labyrinth--> Amazing cinematography and story
-The Usual Suspects--> Mind blowingly good story
-Lawrence of Arabia--> The original epic movie, really need to dig up my copy again.

Worst: (ooo I've seen a lot)
-Leeches--> Holy crap was that godawful, I mean I like crappy horror movies and that one made me want to watch something else
-Any of the "Movie" movies after the first Scary movie
-I'm finding it hard to list others, I actually enjoy a lot of crappy horror movies and I tend to avoid lowest common denominator type films so generally I don't watch things I know I won't enjoy.

 

[SturmDolch]

Agh, so hard... So many... Ok, here:

Best:
Hot Fuzz
Pulp Fiction
Inglourious Basterds
Goodfellas
Kill Bill 1&2

Worst (Worst that people actually know exist, anyways):
Death Proof
The Wolfman
The Informant!
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
*Almost anything that includes one or more of the following:
-Will Ferrel
-Steve Martin
-Michael Cera (The glorious Arrested Development notwithstanding)
-Danny De Vito
-Jim Carrey

 

[Paperplanes79]

Best:
Watchmen
Star Trek (2009)
No Country for Old Men
Iron Man
The Hangover

Worst:
Spiderman 3
Avatar
Alien Vs. Predator Requiem
Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of The Crystal Skull
X-Men Origins : Wolverine

 

[cheese_wizington]

They are not in worst to best order, just in a list.

BEST

1. Pulp Fiction
2. Reservoir Dogs
3. Slumdog Millionaire
4. Avatar
5. Hot Fuzz

WORST

1. Epic Movie
2. Disaster Movie
3. Superhero Movie
4. Spiderman 3
5. Public Enemies

 

[cheese_wizington]

Agh, so hard... So many... Ok, here:

Best:
Hot Fuzz
Pulp Fiction
Inglourious Basterds
Goodfellas
Kill Bill 1&2

Worst (Worst that people actually know exist, anyways):
Death Proof
The Wolfman
The Informant!
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
*Almost anything that includes one or more of the following:
-Will Ferrel
-Steve Martin
-Michael Cera (The glorious Arrested Development notwithstanding)
-Danny De Vito
-Jim Carrey

I think you and I could get along very very well.

 

[SturmDolch]

I think you and I could get along very very well.

Perhaps... Too well.

 

[Nillz]

Best:
-Star wars (series)
-Lord of the rings (series)
-There's something about Mary
-Stand by me
-The Dark Knight

Worst:
-Transformers 2 (fell asleep in the theater, first time I've ever done that)
-Lady in the Water (I think that's the name?)
...and I can't think of any others.

But holy hell was that movie "Lady in the Water" bad, I didn't feel like doing anything after seeing that movie --- it nearly sucked the life out of me.