And so it comes to this, the gangland feud on the forums of the Escapist which has been MOSTLY completely ignored by 90% of the users has reached a fever pitch that is completely unnoticed by pretty much every user!
The forces for good and justice and all things brofist, the brodacious Brovengers
And the surprisingly-similar-to-a-real-supervillain-team named force of evil, the Injustice League
and the Nu Champions who... I'm not sure why they're in the gang feud, but they just ARE!
Also something about tentacles but I don't want to think too deeply on that
Have all come to this dark dirty corner of a... thread... to have a rap battle the likes of which the Escapist has never seen (probably because it's not all that amazing).
Some ground rules
1. Since it's all written, reference a real song
2. Usual forum regulations apply
3. Don't copy someone else's rap... JOJO!
As the opening salvo
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Now this is a story all about how
Escapist got all turned upside down
I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you all bout how I become the Fresh Prince of Bro Air.
Iiiin Escapist Forum games is where I posted
to Daystar's health is what most of my friends all toasted
Posting out max and giving them a list
of all the cool things we do and gave a *BROFIST*
When suddenly some guys who were up to no good
started doing injustice in the neighbourhood
we got in one enormous, multi-page fight with many assertions thrown about Daystar which makes this one line really long and then some stuff abour bronies
when our moderators said, We're splitting you up and sending you on your way homies
We rolled up to some members about 37-38
and yelled to the mod, "Yo mod, ban us later"
Looked at our friends, why we has us a temple
A perfect place for all the Bros to Brosemmble
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Rap Battle START!
The forces for good and justice and all things brofist, the brodacious Brovengers
And the surprisingly-similar-to-a-real-supervillain-team named force of evil, the Injustice League
and the Nu Champions who... I'm not sure why they're in the gang feud, but they just ARE!
Also something about tentacles but I don't want to think too deeply on that
Have all come to this dark dirty corner of a... thread... to have a rap battle the likes of which the Escapist has never seen (probably because it's not all that amazing).
Some ground rules
1. Since it's all written, reference a real song
2. Usual forum regulations apply
3. Don't copy someone else's rap... JOJO!
As the opening salvo
---
Now this is a story all about how
Escapist got all turned upside down
I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you all bout how I become the Fresh Prince of Bro Air.
Iiiin Escapist Forum games is where I posted
to Daystar's health is what most of my friends all toasted
Posting out max and giving them a list
of all the cool things we do and gave a *BROFIST*
When suddenly some guys who were up to no good
started doing injustice in the neighbourhood
we got in one enormous, multi-page fight with many assertions thrown about Daystar which makes this one line really long and then some stuff abour bronies
when our moderators said, We're splitting you up and sending you on your way homies
We rolled up to some members about 37-38
and yelled to the mod, "Yo mod, ban us later"
Looked at our friends, why we has us a temple
A perfect place for all the Bros to Brosemmble
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Rap Battle START!
