The almighty Rap Battle, Brovengers VS Injustice League VS Nu Champions

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CaptainMarvelous

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And so it comes to this, the gangland feud on the forums of the Escapist which has been MOSTLY completely ignored by 90% of the users has reached a fever pitch that is completely unnoticed by pretty much every user!

The forces for good and justice and all things brofist, the brodacious Brovengers

And the surprisingly-similar-to-a-real-supervillain-team named force of evil, the Injustice League

and the Nu Champions who... I'm not sure why they're in the gang feud, but they just ARE!

Also something about tentacles but I don't want to think too deeply on that

Have all come to this dark dirty corner of a... thread... to have a rap battle the likes of which the Escapist has never seen (probably because it's not all that amazing).

Some ground rules
1. Since it's all written, reference a real song
2. Usual forum regulations apply
3. Don't copy someone else's rap... JOJO!

As the opening salvo

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Now this is a story all about how
Escapist got all turned upside down
I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you all bout how I become the Fresh Prince of Bro Air.

Iiiin Escapist Forum games is where I posted
to Daystar's health is what most of my friends all toasted
Posting out max and giving them a list
of all the cool things we do and gave a *BROFIST*

When suddenly some guys who were up to no good
started doing injustice in the neighbourhood
we got in one enormous, multi-page fight with many assertions thrown about Daystar which makes this one line really long and then some stuff abour bronies
when our moderators said, We're splitting you up and sending you on your way homies

We rolled up to some members about 37-38
and yelled to the mod, "Yo mod, ban us later"
Looked at our friends, why we has us a temple
A perfect place for all the Bros to Brosemmble

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Rap Battle START!
 

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CaptainMarvelous said:
3. Don't copy someone else's rap... JOJO!
Uh, shuck...
Looks like I'm right outta luck,
Referred to by name in a rule,
That just ain't cool.

BROVENGERS? More like SLOWVENGERS!
When I'm finished you'll be the JOVENGERS!
 

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Now im not a rap lover or anything but these are amusing and all but can you add the rule of Put what song the rap is refrenced from?
 

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Looks like this Raps kicking off now, let's see what we got. Digging deep into the emotions here...

If you're having bro problems, I feel bad for you son
I got 99 bros and Injustice ain't won.

I got the Injustice League, trying to rap with me
and Nu Champions stepping up to see,
Other members say we want, Money, fame and Bros
Money, Fame? I ask what kinda gains are those
If you'd lived your life wishing that you had allies
You'd rock out, not turn on them with a legion of spys
If you champions you gotta prove you free
and Injustice think to win they gotta be me
The best they sent was a man they call him Jojo
He may be with Injustice but I believe in heart he's a Bro
All I can do is hope he gets it in his heart
To help us beat this war and go back to the start
Where we were all a family, we worked together to game
We didn't need to kill each other over just a name
I side with the Daystar, he sided with Taco
And Draven's just trying to fix the whole debacle

I am a Brovenger, and I'll fight for my bro's
But it doesn't mean that I don't mourn for those
Who ain't on our side, cos they're gonna be done
with these two on my ass, my problems are 101

Marvelous-Z
 

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Veldie said:
Now im not a rap lover or anything but these are amusing and all but can you add the rule of Put what song the rap is refrenced from?
I'm hoping mine are obvious but, Fresh Prince for the 1st and 99 Problems for the second
 

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*cough*

Hey postsanos, it's the Super Marvelous Brothers Super Show
We're Brovengers and hanging's our game
We do our best not to react to the lame
Taunts from the others
Because we're all brothers
Uh! You should join the Brovengers
Do it, Do it, Do it, Do it, hey
Nu Champions are weak, their plumbing'll leak
When Injustice reads this they're all going to freak
You'll meet Daystar, Hazy, Binnyboy and the others
Hang with Brovengers, then you'll be glad that you're members
To the brink! Uh! Uh! Huh, huh, I said you-you-you won't beat us with the spying-

*and the dance number*

They won't kill us from inside
Come on and join the group, do the Marvi-Bro
Slap their heads, with bars of soap
Just. Like. That!

And scene
 

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Did anyone ever read that rap battle thread on /tg/ between the lich and the paladin? Classic!
 

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~This didn't really take off the way I thought it would, but hopefully we'll get more raps coming out of the woodwork soon~