The Amazing Tangent Thread (aka You Can't Derail A Thread With No Rails To Begin With)

[notyouraveragejoe]

http://firstaid.about.com/od/heatcoldexposur1/f/07_alcohol_warm.htm

Here's the basic gist of it. Vodka has a lower freezing temperature but that doesn't determine how it effects you. However what it does is widen your blood vessels. This means more blood is rushing past at a time. This makes you feel warm but it also means that more warmth can be drawn out of the blood by the surroundings. This decreases body heat leading to hypothermia and the generally unlikeable situation of frozenness.

I'm calling you a honky liar. My logic is infallible! *curls into a ball, covering her ears with her hands screaming*

You callin' me a what?! A liar?! Ain't nobody calls notyouraveragejoe a liar and gets away with it. I'm sorry but I'm going to rage at you...and run away. However I am right! But now that I look back the same flaw would apply to mulled wine...hmm now new recommendation. I recommend....TEA! The greatest of all hot beverages. I AM NOTYOURAVERAGEJOE, LOOK UPON MY WORKS, YE MIGHTY AND DESPAIR!

 

[Jim From Accounting]

PENIS!!!!

OH FUCK...... vagina?

Yeah, a rather ugly scenario.

indeed

lets try but hole

Same tool, may need a little more gunpowder.

hmmmm now i got to think of another body part to destroy

boobes?

OR if you're a Hollywood celebrity

Yes, this is as sick-minded as I can get.

lol lets stop

 

[notyouraveragejoe]

Watching the other FA Cup Semifinal. I'm a Pompey fan so 0-0 is looking okay so far. I mean both teams are playing well but its really end to end football. And what the fuck is happening at Wembley? The pitch is shit. I noticed this last night as well. Both teams have players slipping and falling on their ass. Its disgraceful. I'd be ashamed to be the groundskeeper.

 

[Nickolai77]

(And for the record, i think that Rome Total War is a better game as opposed to Medieval Total War- for the simple reason i can see whats happening on the battlefield when i play RTW)

Better then Medieval 2 as well? I'm only asking cause I was given that as a gift last week and though I've yet to play it it looks really cool. I mean I remember playing Shogun: Total War a little while back so I'd have thought that would only get better. Personally I'm thinking of getting another between Empire and Napoleon. Any recommendations (don't say anything other then those 2 since I want to go into the 18th century onwards... Rifles etc I find more entertaining to none). I mean I love Napoleon (like the general) but then again Empire looks really interesting.

I'm afraid i could not say for either Medieval 2 or Empire. My computor carn't handle Empire Total War (to my great annoyance) and i have not got Medieval 2.

 

[Danik93]

I like Trains....

My friend is terrified of them, when we go anywhere on the train he stands with his back against the wall of the platform trying not to look like he's scared.

bah no one understood my asdfmovie reference
the first one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYnsfV5N2n8
and the second one (With my train reference)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKB4h9gvmm0

I got it but i didnt want to sound like a nerd.

DIE POTATO

NOT TODAY!!

:O

I cant think of a better way to derail a thread than asdf quotes. I am however quite partial to smoking cuban cigars backwards.

Anyways, Ive got your nose

You just begging me to continue with more quotes don't you!!

very well...

WATCH OUT HE'S GOT A NOSE!!! *bang* *bang*

May as well. watch the quotes boxes get bigger and bigger.



I dont know if youve seen the bloopers from asdf but

SOMEONE PARKED A CAR ON MY SANDWICH !?!?!!

ofc i have

I did!!

Wait...who left a perfectly good sandwich on the ground?

Yess... a perfectly good sandwich. Take it!

Thank you, I shall!

*munch*

EEEW!! you know that a car just parked on that sandwich? enjoy your asphalt!

Thank you, I shall!

*munch again*

... i don't think asphalt is good for you. If you're not an asphalt monster?!
KILL IT!!!!!!!!!

WAAGHH! you learned my secret! Runaway!!!!!!!

*runs, but takes another munch first*

*rounds up an angry mob with pitchforks and torches*
KIIIIIIILLLL IT!!!!

What are rudimentary farm tools and pieces of flaming wood going to do against a monster that eats rock and tar for breakfast?

*thoughtful munch*

Well couldn't you said that a little earlier the mob is on a killing monster mood and I can't give them satisfaction... we have to figure something out!

Well I've got a neighbor who eats kittens for breakfast. He should be squishy enough for pitchforks to prick him, provided we can get past his army of minions

hah they are no match for my mob!!!!!!
CHARGE!!! BURN THE HERETIC!

And while that's happening, I'm still eating an asphalt sandwich

*munch*

Watch out for the dragon (did I mention there's a dragon?)

You mean that dragon that's being eaten alive by my angry mob?

 

[notyouraveragejoe]

We Won!!!! Portsmouth FC beat Tottenham Hotspur 2-0! Personally I just think that its awesomeness on top of more awesomeness but then again I'm a Portsmouth fan. Woohoo!!

 

[Darth Pope]

That's what aerial ace is for.

and aerial ace is not one of Tyranitars moves. Tyranitar vs a weak fighting type - Tyranitar down.

TM genius.

Yeah, that's a good idea, waste a flying TM on him. And after that all you have to worry about is Ground, bug, steel, water and grass.

Bug<Rockslide Steel<Earthquake. Everything else:That's why you have other Pokemon in your party.

Wow, Firefox's spellcheck recognizes Pokemon.

 

[Darth Pope]

To Derail a thread is to remove it from the original intent, yes?

the intent of this thread is that it has no rails in which to derail, am I right?

Therefore to derail this thread, I would need to add some rails, as that would detract from the original intent of no railage, if you get me?

But then this thread would have rails and would not then be derailed, so in order to derail the thread, One would have to remove the rails, which would put the thread back on the metaphorical rails, as dictated in the Original Post? but then that would mean I would have to derail the thread by adding rails...

that either makes perfect or no sense.

I think my brain just asploded. Anyway, have some rails.

Spoiler

snip

And now the thread has been derailed.

(derailing the underailable thread!)

I'm playing bass!

Awesome. You ever hear the song Anesthesia (Pulling Teeth)? Awesome Bass solo. Its by Metallica. Check that out. If/When you can play that I will give you +1 internetz and +1000 respects.

Or check Dream Theater. Everyone is amazing, bassist included. The intro to The Glass Prison, is bass. I honestly thought it was guitar until I saw the bassist playing it on his instructional dvd.

If you don't mind 50 minute songs.

The Glass Prison is only 13 minutes... You're thinking of the second disc of the album Six Degrees Of Inner Turbulence. And The Glass Prison is from the first disc. That's a cool album.

Wow...they're worse than I thought. I was being sarcastic when I mentioned 50 minute songs. Now I know there really is one.

 

[gostchiken]

!!

Also watching Law and Order right now awesome show.

Which one? Jack McCoy, Stabler, or Goren & Eames?

The one with McCoy. Also did anyone know that there's actually an immortal jellyfish?! Seriously it can grow old, reverse it's body processes to when it was a juvenile,and grow old to do it all again...

IMMORTAL JELLYFISH!!

 

[Tharwen]

Who else thought that Starship UK = Rapture?

 

[Tharwen]

!!

Also watching Law and Order right now awesome show.

Which one? Jack McCoy, Stabler, or Goren & Eames?

The one with McCoy. Also did anyone know that there's actually an immortal jellyfish?! Seriously it can grow old, reverse it's body processes to when it was a juvenile,and grow old to do it all again...

IMMORTAL JELLYFISH!!

Not immortal... it can be killed by such hazards as...

LASERS!

 

[The Heik]

I like Trains....

My friend is terrified of them, when we go anywhere on the train he stands with his back against the wall of the platform trying not to look like he's scared.

bah no one understood my asdfmovie reference
the first one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYnsfV5N2n8
and the second one (With my train reference)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKB4h9gvmm0

I got it but i didnt want to sound like a nerd.

DIE POTATO

NOT TODAY!!

:O

I cant think of a better way to derail a thread than asdf quotes. I am however quite partial to smoking cuban cigars backwards.

Anyways, Ive got your nose

You just begging me to continue with more quotes don't you!!

very well...

WATCH OUT HE'S GOT A NOSE!!! *bang* *bang*

May as well. watch the quotes boxes get bigger and bigger.



I dont know if youve seen the bloopers from asdf but

SOMEONE PARKED A CAR ON MY SANDWICH !?!?!!

ofc i have

I did!!

Wait...who left a perfectly good sandwich on the ground?

Yess... a perfectly good sandwich. Take it!

Thank you, I shall!

*munch*

EEEW!! you know that a car just parked on that sandwich? enjoy your asphalt!

Thank you, I shall!

*munch again*

... i don't think asphalt is good for you. If you're not an asphalt monster?!
KILL IT!!!!!!!!!

WAAGHH! you learned my secret! Runaway!!!!!!!

*runs, but takes another munch first*

*rounds up an angry mob with pitchforks and torches*
KIIIIIIILLLL IT!!!!

What are rudimentary farm tools and pieces of flaming wood going to do against a monster that eats rock and tar for breakfast?

*thoughtful munch*

Well couldn't you said that a little earlier the mob is on a killing monster mood and I can't give them satisfaction... we have to figure something out!

Well I've got a neighbor who eats kittens for breakfast. He should be squishy enough for pitchforks to prick him, provided we can get past his army of minions

hah they are no match for my mob!!!!!!
CHARGE!!! BURN THE HERETIC!

And while that's happening, I'm still eating an asphalt sandwich

*munch*

Watch out for the dragon (did I mention there's a dragon?)

You mean that dragon that's being eaten alive by my angry mob?

Been starving the mob I see? Good for their mobby nature, though they better not try and eat my sandwich

*munch*

 

[jboking]

Bug<Rockslide Steel<Earthquake. Everything else:That's why you have other Pokemon in your party.

I was just saying he's more trouble than he's worth. Catching him and then evolving him through his useless stages. There are just better tanks.

Wow, Firefox's spellcheck recognizes Pokemon.

Seriously!? I didn't notice. This is an awesome turn of events.

Pokemon

[small]Pokemon,[small] Pokemon, [small]Pokemon[/small][/small][/small]

 

[Darth Pope]

Bug<Rockslide Steel<Earthquake. Everything else:That's why you have other Pokemon in your party.

I was just saying he's more trouble than he's worth. Catching him and then evolving him through his useless stages. There are just better tanks.

Wow, Firefox's spellcheck recognizes Pokemon.

Seriously!? I didn't notice. This is an awesome turn of events.

Pokemon

[small]Pokemon,[small] Pokemon, [small]Pokemon[/small][/small][/small]

I know, isn't it great?

 

[brunothepig]

To Derail a thread is to remove it from the original intent, yes?

the intent of this thread is that it has no rails in which to derail, am I right?

Therefore to derail this thread, I would need to add some rails, as that would detract from the original intent of no railage, if you get me?

But then this thread would have rails and would not then be derailed, so in order to derail the thread, One would have to remove the rails, which would put the thread back on the metaphorical rails, as dictated in the Original Post? but then that would mean I would have to derail the thread by adding rails...

that either makes perfect or no sense.

I think my brain just asploded. Anyway, have some rails.

Spoiler

snip

And now the thread has been derailed.

(derailing the underailable thread!)

I'm playing bass!

Awesome. You ever hear the song Anesthesia (Pulling Teeth)? Awesome Bass solo. Its by Metallica. Check that out. If/When you can play that I will give you +1 internetz and +1000 respects.

Or check Dream Theater. Everyone is amazing, bassist included. The intro to The Glass Prison, is bass. I honestly thought it was guitar until I saw the bassist playing it on his instructional dvd.

If you don't mind 50 minute songs.

The Glass Prison is only 13 minutes... You're thinking of the second disc of the album Six Degrees Of Inner Turbulence. And The Glass Prison is from the first disc. That's a cool album.

Wow...they're worse than I thought. I was being sarcastic when I mentioned 50 minute songs. Now I know there really is one.

Haha. Well, they have seven songs that all lead into each other. You could listen to it as a single song. I love that band.

 

[brunothepig]

http://firstaid.about.com/od/heatcoldexposur1/f/07_alcohol_warm.htm

Here's the basic gist of it. Vodka has a lower freezing temperature but that doesn't determine how it effects you. However what it does is widen your blood vessels. This means more blood is rushing past at a time. This makes you feel warm but it also means that more warmth can be drawn out of the blood by the surroundings. This decreases body heat leading to hypothermia and the generally unlikeable situation of frozenness.

I'm calling you a honky liar. My logic is infallible! *curls into a ball, covering her ears with her hands screaming*

You callin' me a what?! A liar?! Ain't nobody calls notyouraveragejoe a liar and gets away with it. I'm sorry but I'm going to rage at you...and run away. However I am right! But now that I look back the same flaw would apply to mulled wine...hmm now new recommendation. I recommend....TEA! The greatest of all hot beverages. I AM NOTYOURAVERAGEJOE, LOOK UPON MY WORKS, YE MIGHTY AND DESPAIR!

COFFFFFEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

 

[notyouraveragejoe]

!!

Also watching Law and Order right now awesome show.

Which one? Jack McCoy, Stabler, or Goren & Eames?

The one with McCoy. Also did anyone know that there's actually an immortal jellyfish?! Seriously it can grow old, reverse it's body processes to when it was a juvenile,and grow old to do it all again...

IMMORTAL JELLYFISH!!

Not immortal... it can be killed by such hazards as...

LASERS!

Still...its freaking awesome. And yes it is immortal (just not invincible). Nitpicking I know but there was even this moderately sized thread on it a little while ago.

I just realized something, wouldn't chocolate pants be awsome?

Actually, I fail to see that they would be any good for anything. Terrible at being pants because they'd melt; terrible at being chocolate because nobody wants to eat chocolate that's been hanging out near a person's genitals.

Unless, I suppose, they were being worn by a really, really sexy person.

But still. No good at being pants.

I'm sorry but i have to kill you.



Unless you're a Mew.

Are you?

I agree with the Mew. Chocolate pants...not exactly the best. A chocolate that never melted. That'd be pretty awesome.

 

[Tharwen]

!!

Also watching Law and Order right now awesome show.

Which one? Jack McCoy, Stabler, or Goren & Eames?

The one with McCoy. Also did anyone know that there's actually an immortal jellyfish?! Seriously it can grow old, reverse it's body processes to when it was a juvenile,and grow old to do it all again...

IMMORTAL JELLYFISH!!

Not immortal... it can be killed by such hazards as...

LASERS!

Still...its freaking awesome. And yes it is immortal (just not invincible). Nitpicking I know but there was even this moderately sized thread on it a little while ago.

If you can die, you're mortal.

Mortal (adj)

Liable or subject to death

[sub]From thefreedictionary.com[/sub]

Invincible just means you cannot be defeated at anything in any way.

/angryface

 

[Danik93]

I like Trains....

My friend is terrified of them, when we go anywhere on the train he stands with his back against the wall of the platform trying not to look like he's scared.

bah no one understood my asdfmovie reference
the first one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYnsfV5N2n8
and the second one (With my train reference)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKB4h9gvmm0

I got it but i didnt want to sound like a nerd.

DIE POTATO

NOT TODAY!!

:O

I cant think of a better way to derail a thread than asdf quotes. I am however quite partial to smoking cuban cigars backwards.

Anyways, Ive got your nose

You just begging me to continue with more quotes don't you!!

very well...

WATCH OUT HE'S GOT A NOSE!!! *bang* *bang*

May as well. watch the quotes boxes get bigger and bigger.



I dont know if youve seen the bloopers from asdf but

SOMEONE PARKED A CAR ON MY SANDWICH !?!?!!

ofc i have

I did!!

Wait...who left a perfectly good sandwich on the ground?

Yess... a perfectly good sandwich. Take it!

Thank you, I shall!

*munch*

EEEW!! you know that a car just parked on that sandwich? enjoy your asphalt!

Thank you, I shall!

*munch again*

... i don't think asphalt is good for you. If you're not an asphalt monster?!
KILL IT!!!!!!!!!

WAAGHH! you learned my secret! Runaway!!!!!!!

*runs, but takes another munch first*

*rounds up an angry mob with pitchforks and torches*
KIIIIIIILLLL IT!!!!

What are rudimentary farm tools and pieces of flaming wood going to do against a monster that eats rock and tar for breakfast?

*thoughtful munch*

Well couldn't you said that a little earlier the mob is on a killing monster mood and I can't give them satisfaction... we have to figure something out!

Well I've got a neighbor who eats kittens for breakfast. He should be squishy enough for pitchforks to prick him, provided we can get past his army of minions

hah they are no match for my mob!!!!!!
CHARGE!!! BURN THE HERETIC!

And while that's happening, I'm still eating an asphalt sandwich

*munch*

Watch out for the dragon (did I mention there's a dragon?)

You mean that dragon that's being eaten alive by my angry mob?

Been starving the mob I see? Good for their mobby nature, though they better not try and eat my sandwich

*munch*

That dragon should keep them occupied for a while... and they got a hunger only monsters that threat mankind can satisfy.

 

[The Heik]

I like Trains....

My friend is terrified of them, when we go anywhere on the train he stands with his back against the wall of the platform trying not to look like he's scared.

bah no one understood my asdfmovie reference
the first one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYnsfV5N2n8
and the second one (With my train reference)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKB4h9gvmm0

I got it but i didnt want to sound like a nerd.

DIE POTATO

NOT TODAY!!

:O

I cant think of a better way to derail a thread than asdf quotes. I am however quite partial to smoking cuban cigars backwards.

Anyways, Ive got your nose

You just begging me to continue with more quotes don't you!!

very well...

WATCH OUT HE'S GOT A NOSE!!! *bang* *bang*

May as well. watch the quotes boxes get bigger and bigger.



I dont know if youve seen the bloopers from asdf but

SOMEONE PARKED A CAR ON MY SANDWICH !?!?!!

ofc i have

I did!!

Wait...who left a perfectly good sandwich on the ground?

Yess... a perfectly good sandwich. Take it!

Thank you, I shall!

*munch*

EEEW!! you know that a car just parked on that sandwich? enjoy your asphalt!

Thank you, I shall!

*munch again*

... i don't think asphalt is good for you. If you're not an asphalt monster?!
KILL IT!!!!!!!!!

WAAGHH! you learned my secret! Runaway!!!!!!!

*runs, but takes another munch first*

*rounds up an angry mob with pitchforks and torches*
KIIIIIIILLLL IT!!!!

What are rudimentary farm tools and pieces of flaming wood going to do against a monster that eats rock and tar for breakfast?

*thoughtful munch*

Well couldn't you said that a little earlier the mob is on a killing monster mood and I can't give them satisfaction... we have to figure something out!

Well I've got a neighbor who eats kittens for breakfast. He should be squishy enough for pitchforks to prick him, provided we can get past his army of minions

hah they are no match for my mob!!!!!!
CHARGE!!! BURN THE HERETIC!

And while that's happening, I'm still eating an asphalt sandwich

*munch*

Watch out for the dragon (did I mention there's a dragon?)

You mean that dragon that's being eaten alive by my angry mob?

Been starving the mob I see? Good for their mobby nature, though they better not try and eat my sandwich

*munch*

That dragon should keep them occupied for a while... and they got a hunger only monsters that threat mankind can satisfy.

*phew* Well at least I got a sandwich out of this.

AWAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!