The Amazing Tangent Thread (aka You Can't Derail A Thread With No Rails To Begin With)

[Danik93]

I like Trains....

My friend is terrified of them, when we go anywhere on the train he stands with his back against the wall of the platform trying not to look like he's scared.

bah no one understood my asdfmovie reference
the first one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYnsfV5N2n8
and the second one (With my train reference)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKB4h9gvmm0

I got it but i didnt want to sound like a nerd.

DIE POTATO

NOT TODAY!!

:O

I cant think of a better way to derail a thread than asdf quotes. I am however quite partial to smoking cuban cigars backwards.

Anyways, Ive got your nose

You just begging me to continue with more quotes don't you!!

very well...

WATCH OUT HE'S GOT A NOSE!!! *bang* *bang*

May as well. watch the quotes boxes get bigger and bigger.



I dont know if youve seen the bloopers from asdf but

SOMEONE PARKED A CAR ON MY SANDWICH !?!?!!

ofc i have

I did!!

Wait...who left a perfectly good sandwich on the ground?

Yess... a perfectly good sandwich. Take it!

Thank you, I shall!

*munch*

EEEW!! you know that a car just parked on that sandwich? enjoy your asphalt!

Thank you, I shall!

*munch again*

... i don't think asphalt is good for you. If you're not an asphalt monster?!
KILL IT!!!!!!!!!

WAAGHH! you learned my secret! Runaway!!!!!!!

*runs, but takes another munch first*

*rounds up an angry mob with pitchforks and torches*
KIIIIIIILLLL IT!!!!

What are rudimentary farm tools and pieces of flaming wood going to do against a monster that eats rock and tar for breakfast?

*thoughtful munch*

Well couldn't you said that a little earlier the mob is on a killing monster mood and I can't give them satisfaction... we have to figure something out!

Well I've got a neighbor who eats kittens for breakfast. He should be squishy enough for pitchforks to prick him, provided we can get past his army of minions

hah they are no match for my mob!!!!!!
CHARGE!!! BURN THE HERETIC!

And while that's happening, I'm still eating an asphalt sandwich

*munch*

Watch out for the dragon (did I mention there's a dragon?)

You mean that dragon that's being eaten alive by my angry mob?

Been starving the mob I see? Good for their mobby nature, though they better not try and eat my sandwich

*munch*

That dragon should keep them occupied for a while... and they got a hunger only monsters that threat mankind can satisfy.

*phew* Well at least I got a sandwich out of this.

AWAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!

I'm almost happy that this conversation is over so long to scroll in my inbox!

 

[Kenny Kondom]

We Won!!!! Portsmouth FC beat Tottenham Hotspur 2-0! Personally I just think that its awesomeness on top of more awesomeness but then again I'm a Portsmouth fan. Woohoo!!

Indeed! Should make a good game. This is Portsmouth's last chance for a trophy and Chelsea want the double. Im going to Wembley to watch... Definatly can't miss it

 

[crazy-j]

i also like watching starcraft matches on youtube

Youtube's format sucks now, its way to cluttered and messy.

hell yea, i know! its bullshit! don't fix what ain't broke